hazzy 23 Sep 2007, 13:18
crazy
I urgently needed a few days off work,but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell me to take a
few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling
and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde)
asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be
a light bulb so that the Boss might
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came
into the office and asked
"What in the name of good god are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
the Boss asked her "...And where do you think
you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!