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Local Hero 19 Nov 2008, 19:20
Hitler HAD only one ball
AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.
War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death.

The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’

Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle.

But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.



Saved Hitler ... Johan Jambor
He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”

Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler.

Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light.

Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: “This genuinely new twist is fascinating.”
Lobo 19 Nov 2008, 19:54
mint - I always thought it was just a way to take the piss out of Hitler
Deano 19 Nov 2008, 21:07
I dont believe it like, they have new lies about hitler all the time
rabbi grice 19 Nov 2008, 22:07
I heard that Hitler was reincarnated into Deano

Ill test it....

Arent jews great deano?
davey 19 Nov 2008, 22:24
Rabbi u dicing with Death there mate, Dont start Deano on the Jews
rabbi grice 19 Nov 2008, 22:51
davey wrote:Rabbi u dicing with Death there mate, Dont start Deano on the Jews


Hitler???





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predator 20 Nov 2008, 09:16
good one.Shows how weak the germans are letting him run the country. smilie=kngt
Deano 20 Nov 2008, 20:06
Not the first time a Hitler tash has been drawn on me like.


Why the Hell would a war medic tell his priest about it, why would the priest write it down, just sounds like a load of bollocks to me
Lobo 20 Nov 2008, 20:44
was the war medic catholic and maybe mentioned it in confession ?

"Forgive me father for I have sinned"

"What is it my child"

"I touched Hitlers one ball and liked it"


I thinks thats EXACTLY how it went down

cyclops_ani
Local Hero 21 Nov 2008, 08:42
Deano wrote:Not the first time a Hitler tash has been drawn on me like.


Why the Hell would a war medic tell his priest about it, why would the priest write it down, just sounds like a load of bollocks to me


Very clever Dean!!!
ZanZa 21 Nov 2008, 15:02
^^^ muahaha i was thinking exactly the same! Bollock ..!!
Deano 21 Nov 2008, 21:32
So from it all he was at least 69-70 when he felt the need to tell a priest about it who then broke the oath of silence on this issue.

Out of all the people that were rescued then he specifically remembers Hitler? who was gassed at the time becuae he was a screamer?

Crazy story but I still think part of urban myth

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