Alreetas

"Fucking moths got into my steroids"

hello. my names daniel, im a fully qualified rabbi (unless it invloves passing exams or something) and im here to cleanse the souls of sinne…

for me it would be paul le guen (french next great thing) he is refusing to take up a job til the end of the season, as he is the france ala…

i think spiderman is a father for justice now...

i started it as i meant to finish the year - with a pint, a spliff, a whole load of bruises, a broken phone, a vague recolection of a girl i…

good luck to them - i love gay clubs - fag hags aplenty and have no problem with gay people or what they do. theyre the same as everyone, ex…

i am here to enrich your lives with my kabbalah teachings - remember, never get foreskins and pork confused. thats why im no longer allowed …

this is www.Alternative Learnings for all Religious Entities Entwined with Thoughprovoking Analysis of Sins.com isnt it? (see what i did the…

to be honest, im probably the most qualified out of who would be willing to take over. im the geordie paul jewell. slightly over weight, kno…

probably was - all i have to remember it is the crimestoppers appeal with video of me streaking down shields rd covered in kebab meat and a …

yeah, im guilty of that. not as bad as my ex girlfriend tho - she used to ring on sunday mornings bout 5am and have a ten minute conversatio…

i tend to booty text anyone who has even blinked at me, then by the time the sent message has come up im resigned to the fact i would have t…

i did - i also pissed against a police cctv van 6 times in one night as well. handles and everything. hopefully that will be on.

my mate has a video on his phone of his mate doing hogan style flexes, then sprinting, running over a police car bonnet and roof, before spr…

will young is satan. and darren ambrose is saddam

you'll have heard of him in 2 years... trust me (granted the last time i said that you ended up with an anal fissure, a dislocated shoulder,…

granted the french league is no premiership, but winning 4 leagues on the bounce with lyon (fucking lyon!!!) is pretty good. he was linked w…

nah, he wont wanna go to the rymans premiership (oh, thats 3 seasons time...)

i was. everyone knows im a fiddler crab - one big arm one little one.

yeah dude, saw it at the cinema and it was well wicked. apparantly they are gonna be doing more with the same team. bale is a quality actor …

thank fuck i have closure!!!

haha, simon didnt say! now, simon says touch your toes

the doctor said those pictures were confidential anyone got a number for claims direct? "no win no fee, its gotta be true cos its on the tv"

is this like a school yard relationship "ooooh, you fancy him!" "no i dont! fuck off, he is a gay" "oooh, u love him!" "no i dont, he's fat"…

im fucked if they find me!!!

Right, i just accidentally snorted some curry powder, and that reminded me of some stupid things ive done. So on that note, i wonder what st…

"It's like the film Men in Black. I walk around in a black suit, white shirt and black tie where I've had to flash my white light every now …

i was opening some asda 9p noodles, and to save money they dont put the little cut bit in, and i ripped it open with my teeth, breathed in a…

i been to so many good gigs, its hard to say... between kings of leon + mooney suzuki at the uni, any GLC gig, doves + magic numbers at nort…

they werent bad as such, but im not a big fan, so decided to go n see the music instead. found a big block of hash as well, so everyones a w…

here lobo, as boston doesnt want that spending spree can ya pass him my number? i can be gay for pay no problem

i think savings dont really have a script, as every call is different and we dont really need it. we get given guidlines, but the induction …

the first few pics she looks like she has a coffee filter for duds. mmmmm, nescafe

i saw the goal on sky sports news - was a great run by luque, back healed it to shearer, who placed it nicely. i would rather we won this an…

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/44521/ronaldinho_drill/ Im literally gob smacked at this video. How could they replace me with ronaldinho in t…

apparantly he did it 3 times, then the 4th is computer generated. but even doing it once is phenominal. i tried to do it in a 5 a side goal,…

keep him, keep him, keep him. he's played like 5 games for us, coming back from injury, and even henry was wank in his first season. at leas…

2-1 to them - suprise suprise but defensive fuck ups bring it about. and i reckon an injury as well

i know - just look at lachor - we hate him and he has only been on trial with us. he's on a free for fucks sake, and we need cover! incident…

the girl out of the ring found that jobs werent as easy to come by as she had hoped

owen has ambition - something newcastles management dont. As long as he plays to the best of his ability, that'll do me. He's professional e…

u dont do it for the thanks, you do it in the hope of a suckjob and to look at their ass' when they go past. theyre onto you deano!

class! do i get a sash? or at the very least a scummy (german?) dance band by the same name. EQUADOR!!!!

ill settle on daphne and celeste - theyre probably crack whores now anyway - just tell em theyll get a rabbi rub down

legalise it - they say its addictive but ive smoked it on off for 9 years and all its done to me is fuck my memory - however it could have b…

come round mine pred - cannabis in the cake, rohypnol in the tea

rabbi, wash your fucking cock. your cheese has given me e coli

stoppit and tidyup, visionaries, denver the last dinosaur, charlie chalk, trapdoor, dont make me go on...

as a religious figure i do not approve of pornography. however i shall request a copy so as to understand the mindset of youths in this cent…

ironically, ILL be in ;o)

someone who remembers it!!! mint!!! no one i speak to remembers it. the toys were toast too. i loved holograms. like toy magic.

if only it wasnt true. theyre all amateurs. u just spread the legs and aim between. trust me. i sucked my own cock (finally managed to get t…

ill take him under my wing. marley on the stereo, one hand spliff rolling, and he'll get some strategic genital piercing to turn his elephan…

if i could put up pictures i would... but try here http://80scartoons.co.uk/ a veritable orgy of cartoon greatness (incidentally, i have dow…

no. thats sick. i deep throat. and ive had a haircut

any time mate - have bridget the midget if ur interested

ill take the win, dean does this every match, we win the fa cup and qualify for europe, albeit scrappily... but in all seriousness, we'll lo…

deano, i meant u offer that for every forthcoming game... we win scrappily but win the cup!!!

im half french - im arrogant with nucleur weapons, but im too polite to use them

ill russtle something up for the next office cake day... 20p for a cupcake, £4 for rabbis upside down cake. think they would suss????

ill get a pink shirt, put on a gay accent and pretend i like gardening of the up hill variety (im already halfway there) then they would pro…

You have probably heard this before, but its still fucked up 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb …

Stevie Wonder tucked into the buffet backstage. or so he thought...

big foot and paris hilton had a baby...

gary glitter celebrated little din sungs 1st birthday "now blow"

after anal sex with the rabbi, they truly did experience a "ring of fire"

ok.... i did a little research when bored and turned this up. The lesson is dont believe everything u read! my apologies This absurd email f…

hahaha - thats my chat up line "lets make an accident together"

terry butcher will get us playing like greece - with passion and pride. get curbishley and pearce in as well - perfect coaching team

haha, rabbi grice is hung like a Paedocypris - just beating y'all to that joke

Good article off www.steakandcheese.com/home.asp What's more American than letting kids hunt down and kill innocent, defenseless deer? Not m…

seen what hes done at motherwell tho - they play above their level. apparantly the squads entire wage, is less than the average wage of 1 ce…

love that - hey ladies, like a mouthful? well i got Hannibal the Sugar Coated Prehensile Tentacle with your name on

this is scooby.......40 a day! dont insult me with 40 only its 70 or nowt. the fact that im in prague with a joint in my mouth means nothin.…

i would like to distance myself from mr snax's antics - i was not there at the time of writing - i was with a midget prostitute. Everyone kn…

its like the simpsons - the recent series' havent been daring or innovative, but your guaranteed a good 30 mins. It'll just turn into only f…

i would have to change names and dates to protect identities, but ill sort out an edited version for here. and ill let ya know the gossip wh…

lol, other than banged up by the lady boys he's fine...

2-0 at half time.... any chance of sacking souness at half time?

i do not perform this procedure on young boys, but half the czech females between 17 and 25 may want to be tested for syphillis and possibly…

http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/DSC00364rednsxzsxef.jpg waitress, i believe your ketchup has been watered down

http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/masacreofthedauphin.jpg that night they did it on the beach...

special needs CPR

does it give u a wizards sleeve?

i cant believe the hospital believed that and didnt believe i fell on the ketchup bottle. 4 nights in a row.

yeah, its for the best. my crabs can climb stairs so will easily have reached you

like the site. i would use it but i dont think fuck buddies count, plus id have to get personal and ask her if she has a pet name (other tha…

joints are great - beer is bad. hotdog girl was fit when i was drunk in prague. im not proud of that picture. not proud at all.

good topic lobo! I believe in the paranormal - tho i dont believe in heaven and hell so i have no explanation for it. Ive never seen anythin…

that looks like scooby snax dancing in prague - he cannot keep his eyes open in photos and has to make an effort and it looks like that. Plu…

its amazing how quickly despair turns to love in newcastles world. Im enjoying MOTD again

im really curious - it happens literally every time i sit there. I wonder if anyone else is affected by it, or it finds empathy in me as a r…

so designing jewellry on the quiet are ya, ya pinch of snuff

no, pred 100% listened to the match.... ... i didnt know the tabloids covered preds aural habits - just his insatiable appetite for chinese …

i noticed that as well lobo.... feel odd for noticing it tho

im not a huge fan but she is still nice

ive never heard of her. dont know why tho...

i think u just been dumped.... did they use your site?

so was the link rejected or the whole site?

i disagree with the fact we are discriminated against because we are from here. There is being welcoming, but then there is going the extra …

ah right.... i gets ya

isnt it technically a global god? ah, u mean shearer...

crocy D for me, the other one is a mentalist zoo keeper

i wanted 3-0 but ill go 3-1

i sense another poll here.... should sweet cheeks streak on her last day...?

well if we all will....

strip for me... i love it at NR. Absolutely love it...

u forgot about me and deano lobo... we said we would streak too.

ive never been on any dates that went fucked up - its usually the sex bit that bad shit happens.... ...(ill leave the rest to u guys)

i was thinking at 4, from the cotact centre to atrium then to ur bus stop. like naked chaperones

ur charm didnt work alone then lobo? she was obviously a lesbian

i was more a fan of clarissa (out of the shows - not cos she was 14 or whatever)

is he ok now lobo?

well lobo if someone bought me popcorn i would fuck em. Shit, if they gave me some of theirs i would.

anchient beaver? flashback to prague again...

U sure he hasnt found ur whiskey n weed stash? I get the shits after a heavy night so maybe its that (check his for sheets for hot dog stain…

aye saw it last week - america seems to pull it out the bag with TV compared to our shower of shit

you choose the time dean - ill be there!!!

i was hoping for doctors n doctors, but thatll do

gnr are doing download

i thought u left it in???

enigma is opposite world HQ - if you dont know where that is, if you follow the road down from dobsons towards krash but go straight over ra…

dude, it doesnt bother me. i still remember being an agent. your job is the hardest in NR, you get no credit, undue pressure off managers, a…

just get a real virgin - spend the rest on a plasma, some stella and a rucksack of green

im losing track of the amount of times im told off for singing or accents or pranks or letting people stay on not ready when its quiet. ive …

consider it done lobo - ill dutchify it for u... and gaz, ill work on my duet repertoire this weekend!

fuck me, were 3-0 up and shola scored! ROEDER FOR ENGLAND!!!!

chris and tim - got an appeal in process tho. Its getting looked at on wednesday. Im a little cheesed off i have to argue my worth to the co…

im going winton - the perma tan will melt freddies fists

im appealing on a few technicalities. i think i should be classed as good rather than satisfactory - i mean im not perfect, but nor are some…

cheers man - means alot. Im always gonna stay true to you guys, simply cos its a team thing - u cut me a break and grab me a call, and ill g…

sack the board not mick - im a toon fan but i would like sunderland to be in the prem every season. Even Jose Mourinho would have failed - h…

ive got it on dvd but its still in the celaphane

anyone else watching the new wimbledon long ballers with a sense of dread?

the referees have been against us lately, same again today. the del horno 'foul' by parker, and chelsea's sportsmanship disappeared when dye…

depressing - i wouldnt have fancied us getting past 3rd round if we played like this

so thats what craig moore looks like

injured or sent off me thinks.... dyer has run his socks off. bless the midget rapist

elliott off again... not a sending off either

sorry alan, thank you for playing your heart out in the hope of a trophy in these 10 years

the man the legend

i prefer to give than recieve, but not a fan of 69's generally. take your time (and not break ur neck). time and a place for everything tho.…

this season is a write off. we'll probs lose to sunderland as well. and against celtic... incidentally, keep clear of the carling academy th…

i could be a fetish model.... i could do specialist porn as well. when i was little i wanted to be a binman then a footballer. toyed with th…

what is it with the french and rioting? somewhere in the middle of the body it says school kids went on protest marches that turned into rio…

Bam Bam MacGregor?

yeah, i believe they did. sad bastards...

3000 scots drinking 10 pints at £3 - 90k drink take all day - i reckon they got it free!!!

:bigsmurf: papa macgregor? also could be for papa shango, but theres no emoticon for him - sort it out!!!

this will be interesting to follow... could have some big implications for our past

just quick hello from prague to all you guys. we have drunk a pint for each of you. and each of the people you know. and their pals... were …

was amazing - will sort out the blog in a bit, but in the meantime pred.... one of the swedes was called ulrika! lobo.... i did meet up with…

haha, all will be revealed in the blog... couldnt find a 24 hour chapel so itll have to be in august when i marry her, however i got offered…

i know... just gotta look at it in a few weeks when the beer has worn off and my sensible head is on - cos at the mo i got hundreds of thing…

if its anything like my reviews for www.floatationsuite.com itll be a month. but ill try n sort it for tomorrow. dunno how to get pics up fr…

that pic looks like its in the steamer....

i wanna buy a bottle of louie XIII, its about a grand but still... was in the film cocktail

apparantly if you put them in lemonade they explode

ill bring the ingredients tomorrow dude...

i think its rice for a pigeon cos it swells in the stomach

i would get it abroad for £600... im not stupid!

he said he wanted the job a few months back - but dont want him. reeks of gullit - too close to being a player

thats hot!!!!!!!!

b please bob

well done on getting the stairs free for more than 6 seconds!!!

dont judge - im your porn pusherman now

im 50% gay.... does that mean i cook a quiche but beat myself up cos its not ready on time?

my cat is 53% gay... strange, he seems butcher than me

maybe i am.... so lobo, as ur the most gay person i know in northern rock (well, some ommissions, and scooby hasnt done the test) fancy a qu…

im not silent u bitch - im a gobby cow oh my god i am gay

no one said i was a good rabbi. it should be obvious im a bad rabbi, what with my enormous pornography collection, foreskin and ham sandwich

i was thinking cameraman and fluffer, but im easy. fuck the calls, they'll wait!!! the coffee machine goes on free at 9.30, so head along at…

Wasnt in the country but regularly prank the new starters with dodgy callbacks at work such as mr g raff at bristol zoo, or jack russell at …

gutted sunderland went down to man u - wanted us to put them down. ah well, ill settle for a win

its a bull paedo....

hang on, she'll be photographed with explosive shits but wont let anyone see her twat??? is she the J Lo of sicko porn or something?

hey BB, we could go to the park with 3 cans for £2.50... surely that'll do the same - chuck a quid of tack in and its still cheaper!

im barney gumble - makes sense now

*Buuuuuuurrrrppppppp*

even after the pounding arlovski took on the floor he got up unharmed, whereas you look at sylvia who got up groggy of arlovskis right and c…

with richie in his corner, he cant fail to win. assault ol adolf with a fridge and a bottle

common sense, statistics, form, bleedin obviousness all say a toon win im going 2-1 mackems - its our luck that the only home win they get i…

el rabbiachi's crystal ball appears to be working sadly

get in!!!! fuck the crystal ball!!!!

well, its been 2 weeks since i got back - the blog is almost finished, but im heading back over there tomorrow - be back sunday. fun fun fun…

1. Ever been to a female strip club? In the past week twice - i got a thing with a dancer 2. Ever been to a male strip club? Technically no,…

3 words w o w

a gay inn called the cottage geddit? cottage-inn

im a pussy - my confidence has been low lately so wait. but im addressing that, so could change in the future

i would kick the fuck out the mugger even if it was turned round and i got attacked - i would rather die young a hero than old a coward

ill have to treat myself

i can do it in 5 minutes, but normally 30 mins

30 mins in that case. with a tab and a brew

Well some of you may know, and some of you may not that I had a job interview last week in Prague for a contact centre manager job. As I was…

anyone is welcome to visit - im getting a city centre apartment with plenty space (tho bb it's only one bedroom...) just kidding, your more …

was a bit more blatant than a hint but yeah!

there is a house party at mine in 2 weeks (all invited) but the main one is sat 28th july. pimp and ho's party saying as ill be working in t…

nope - ill have to get it sorted sooner rather than later cos everyone knows - it should be fine. im getting exited now, there may be anothe…

ill pm ya's it. its someone people know on this site (which probably takes away some of the suprise)

its not mine. u cant get pregant from anal. or water sports. or rim jobs.

i saw it at the cinema and i liked it - better than normal run of the mill horrors

i would love us to sneak it 2-1 maybe, but i cant see anything but a defeat and bolton beating birmingham 3-0 so no europe for us next year

im welling up! and its no where near leaving time!!!

a week tomorrow. 13th i think

the leaving party is on july 28 or 29 - thats a pimp n ho's party

http://www.jesusdosanddonts.com/images/jesus01.jpg vs. http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/7/72/Superman.jpg Who actually would win in …

im going johnson as well - he just nutted the nazi in the balls. was fucking hilarious!!!

25% Dixie. You are a Yankee Doodle Dandy. does that mean im gay or is that a different test??????

i hadnt heard any of them - how did that pass my radar?????

superman can fire the cling film out of his S to temporarily disable jesus tho... but surely jesus can perform a miracle. he's the roeder of…

nope, will try n get to maften hall tho - that should be good

Finally, a big festival hits newcastle... my mate phil is putting this on (couldnt find previous post about it tho) and if i say so, he's ma…

over one day, it has ian brown, editors, maximo park, dirty pretty things, soulwax, too many djs, eric morillo, paul oakenfold, pete tong, a…

i fucking hate that. its the hasstle. whats worse is losing your phone and all your numbers. that boils my piss

at the race course. he runs various nights in newcastle (most notably every night at the archer when it was the archer, most nights at the r…

im an adrenalin junkie - ill just go to the site and type in google. that'll fuck it up!!!

it was you wasnt it lobo?

damn - i was hoping to get some pointers to pass the time at work

i dont think he was promoting then - i miss the archer :o(

is it me or does the kid on the left have a charlie brown mouth?

im with zanza on the shaving

im fucking delighted - could be the difference between getting average and good players next year

Im Fudge Sucker. My mother would be so proud

had u cancelled your cards?

hell yeah i would

i read in the tip thing of zoo if you draw a chalk circle around the hole, they will not cross it. seems a bit bizarre, but its worth a try.…

You got 1 of 44 possible emo points. Wow. Not only are you not emo, you fall significantly under the normal not-emo marks. Congrats, but I t…

i wanted to bet boro would be down at half time win at full, but i forgot to put a bet on. wank....

so your spunk is out the window

wooo hoooo!!!! fuck the smoggie bastards

thank you alan. you've made newcastle legendary. words cannot express my gratitude but ill try. Thank you for the memories - the tap ins, th…

been a brilliant final so far - 2 cracking second half goals have west ham winning 3-2 and my bet on course to net me a tasty 9-2 with 100 s…

fucking hell, thats my mate vinny who is organising it. he works on the door in town and knew the krays - evidently he knows other fighters

i doubt i can get free or cheao tickets - when i see him ill ask tho

im a jewish girl who gives great head.... will try this quiz thing later tho

the book could never be a true adaptation - how do you show a rat being inserted into a hookers vagina in a cinema??? same with sleepers - g…

was that the one rabbi grice was looking for a while back ??? aye thats the bad boy

I FUCKING LOVE THAT DOWNLOAD SITE thank you for your time

the russian - i just got £50 worth of music for a fiver without breaking the law woo hoo!!!

im with zanza - i have smoked weed for 10 years and have no desire to move on. Peer pressure led me to coke and mdma, but didnt like it. I j…

its strong ecstacy, basically, but in powder form

im intimidating - im quite well built with a skin head and a scowl, Its just a front tho, im not intimidating to people i know i dont think.

aye, moving to prague in about 20 days... looking forward to it. Even if its an extended holiday, itll be fun. who knows where ill end up (i…

http://www.alreetas.com/meal/Alreetas%20Night%20Out%20023.jpg me with my pal robert van winkle

like your tat dude

mmmm salami caviar.... and pepperami foir gras

What a fucking outstanding way to end your career - nutting a greasy italian twat to the ground geordie style Zidane - I salute you.

apparantly it was a racist comment at the fact he is algerian. something to do with suicide bombing/terrorist me thinks

erm, ribery? sorry, tony montana

dammit i got it as soon as i read it. if only i hadnt read it 10 hours too late. piss flaps

a sack is a sack. Pour the lentils into the innkeepers sack, and swap sacks. If push comes to shove, go for a pint and then get your sack ba…

4000 on the norwegians. they had the most attractive bird ive seen in newcastle with them, and im a slag

dude, ill land in prague in 10 days, train to the dam in 12 hours, party kicking off 8ish on tues 1st?????

Well, its been a while since there has been one of these. Who will get the latest crown - alreetas own kayleigh, JJ or leeroy... or will it …

juve will be back... they will be in europe in 3 years again. all the players sold are pushing/over 30

is it you deano? im shit at this game tho...

lobo, im also sick of your ball sack sticking to my leg

how come only one??? i'd change loads! most importantly tho i'd like a smaller bum! coz i hate my massive arse! lol xx your ass rocks! its n…

Man i think ive seen 3 of them in the list on a pic... I will vote when I get to see more :colors: I wouldnt worry mate - some people who wo…

i meant last night. about 5 miles away.

Macktastic rabbi grice Flash and respect me player!!!

Pred, i didnt know how to fix it so you could have 20 votes... sorry dude!!!

i actually answered your extention "alreet deano" the other day. i was hungover and tired. and then i cried

ashley bell at the min. had been retired up til last week in respect

wonder who he supports... PSV maybe? AZ? Feyenoord?

double half the distance the cat has ran

yeah, knew that one... i did that at school i think

it'll be narrowed down on monday to the top 3 - ill make sure i get a pic of third place as well - in fact, ill get ho pics from whoevers th…

well, as it stands 1. leigh 2. kayleigh 3. abouts 6 others need an outside bet to get into the top 3......

dudes, its been an honour and a pleasure. We'll definately still come on. i can type while getting my dick sucked by a stripper. and braz ca…

froggy, me thinks your gonna be hunted down and murdered by many on the list...

i reckon strip it down to the two, then mud wrestle it to death

how no anchorman???? wtf!!!! Aint seen any old ones on that list so cant judge

blueyonder were great for me - 15 quid a month no limits or nothing

lobo - u said it was cos i was away you were inconsolable... the blog is coming along slowly. im lazy and usually drunk, and my juices arent…

ill be alreetas own porn star.... ill be the northern rock / north east living legend!!!

incidentally, my job is bouncing in a strip club at the min.... cracking inbetween job!!!

nope -dont start til a week today. dont anticipate any problems - most guys are respectful, plus im a geordie with a sinheed - be a fool to …

havent moved in yet - its part of the wages of the job. still, its so cheap over here it doesnt really matter yet - not really dented the fu…

ive had one. i used alcohol as an aneasthetic and ripped it out.... fucking hurt

one for me

drognan fuck off u retard, tryna make urself sound better than us, u always seem to think you have sum kind of superiority over us koz u wen…

any ideas where i can get the script for football factory

lol no, my acting is reserved for blue theatre... its for my mate here - he is struggling with the dialogue

one of my top 3 films i love lamp

bullards injury was disgusting. as was our lack of attacking force

how the fuck do you stumble on that when you only go on here or www.hamstersuncovered.cum your a sick puppy

and no cock pics... thats a first

get in - a loyal servant, even without regular games

nah, dark nipples for me ideally

it was a sickening collision - 2 footed into shays chest on a one on one. watched the match live and it was the only down side. also watched…

given is out 6-12 weeks with a small bowel tear.... fuck

relationships fuck your head if theyre not right, but when they are they are sweet. im currently in the process of healing (or failing to) s…

im offended and never going back on this site. im a cannabis fan and am angry with the link to jesus. what with me being a rabbi and that

what was blamed before heavy metal and internet? jesus' weed induced depression (how did he get the other nail in??? munchies got him off hi…

lol, slightly different... heard something bout her tonight which explains alot. ill pm u lobo - need ur help

im offended and never going back on this site. im a cannabis fan and am angry with the link to jesus. what with me being a rabbi and that Ha…

men have a preference!!!. I just thought blokes loved tits in general :geek: dont get me wrong, i love boobies. just have a particular favou…

wat i dont understand is ben foster gets in the england squad and he second fiddle and SHIT!!! just shows if your not from l'pool, manu chea…

in the wank bank then...

yeah, its actually the ukrainian one im banging

It is a tacit conspiracy against The Toon! jihad on sky sports and the FA!!!

t\nope, just wants to drive your ma

t\nope, just wants to drive your ma that was me defending drognan! dont make me jihad anyone. ive already used 58 today. its alot of man hou…

http://myspace-966.vo.llnwd.net/01196/66/95/1196375966_l.jpg Me and nat_loves_your_mum http://myspace-870.vo.llnwd.net/01196/07/84/119638487…

just getting my post in early

fuck. it was the 10th reply. ah well, i guess its straight for me (straight up the arse that is)

depends where i am, what ive got on that day etc. normally 1 maximum, but my best achievement was 8. i had a broken leg and couldnt reach th…

yeah. just broke the tv tho

normally 1 maximum, but my best achievement was 8. i had a broken leg and couldnt reach the remote lol that made me fuckin piss my self lol …

MMA for me - see if he can cope with the likes of arlovski and silva

knocking one out is mine

watched the game and we were utter toss. i mean really really bad - tried defensive, didnt work, tried attacking, even worse. its what i exp…

lucas for me - he will beat her like a 1920s housewife then say "dont like it"

Lobo you dont have much luck with companies at all do you or buses....

fire the pink yoghurt pistol at the moon

ah saved by the bell wank memories...

u seem to know alot about this tosser...

Before the match my daughter said: 'Beenie the horse wants to sit next to you by the drinks holder on the touchline'. It is difficult to tel…

minutes.... shame its usually months before the opportunity comes back tho

Good morning.... Once again I come on here to steal your brains. Perhaps eat them, but i just had a lemon chicken sandwich so not hungry at …

Santa Statistics No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are roughly 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified. While…

im gonna send anonymous links to adam applegarth... do u get money for shopping an idiot these days?

cocktails im doing, brothel im dreaming, walking aint for me, am starting to learn 3 languages online, but wanna make money while earning mo…

1. M62 Song - Doves 2. Dry your Eyes - Streets 3. Think Twice - Groove Armada i actually wrote it in a letter and make shift will before i l…

better that than having robbie williams

congratulations!!!!

The confusion on what is suicide and who may be targeted in war A small minority of Muslims (who are not in the category of those who have n…

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5853/picofmeinshower1cxwt9.jpg

cos ur a fan of cock pics

it should be called rabbi

i heard something about 70 plus virgins...

this is just gonna decend into cock pics isnt it?

how do i delete the ginger kids????

1. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were star…

He has registered himself as a player as well for this season... sweet jesus - the new dennis wise!!!

no, i goe em smixes pu wid stoooopid pllillls

On Wayne Rooney... "It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson…

its from lobos private stash...

sweet jesus..... what have i started???

why did i move to prague when geordie girls are obviously the fittest in the world...

rollin and hating

i wanna see the freddy shepard one please

dibs im alvin. he was the cool one

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'." we would of got …

rabbi for either

yeh stop posting us all this jewish crap what would you like me to post drognan? If your offended, Neo is on another forum. Join him

Ok, this morning I had the most disturbing dream i can ever recall. It went as follows me and Scooby Snax were in a random house on haloween…

from http://www.lancasterukonline.net/visitors/v-tour/lancashire_witches.htm In 1612, 40 years before the English civil war, nine people wer…

here is her confession http://www.pendlewitches.co.uk/content.php?page=demdike - dont remember a tibbs tho

i wouldnt care - ive been weed and drink free for ages. well, since saturday morning. Its got me well freaked out now like

I had my nose broken yesterday by a doorman. Wouldnt care, we were just fun fighting, but apparantly over here fun is breaking my nose. It w…

nah, a doorman. Me and scooby dont fist fight. he just likes to be fisted

no no, i called it dreams so people couldpost there dreams and we could analyse them in an adult fashion

maybe... with sensible discussions on the merits of chardonnay with poultry and fish and maybe some high brow discussions of bach and mozart…

ive known a few girls who can come from it. damn i miss them

Bloody hell I can talk about the merits of chardonnay with poultry and also talk about playing mozart and bach, but fuck that I'd rather tal…

bollocks to that. ive broken my hand 3 times since i been here and aint gone about that i aint gonna go about some crap cartilage

nah, this was on a punching machine. I cant claim dinity for my own stupidity {i saved a duckling from a falling punching machine, obviously…

dolomite mutha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lol.... maybe he just meant me

and the marshmallow man is a paraplegic still rollin and hatin

its well funny, it wasnt a doorman, a lass flicked his face and now his nose is broke! what next a bit of thunder and the world is about to …

were the funniest guys in prague. People walk down the street pointing and laughing at our hilarious japes. Sometimes were not even trying t…

you want my sugar...I know you do ill have it if she dont want it. i know how sweet it is.... mmmm, nutella

where we talked about classical music and organised cheese and wine partys ........or smut maybe ? the only cheese u know is smegma, the onl…

B 85 thats the best tit ever! a B-85 is that a watime airplane ??? :geek: nah, its a shot derived from a B52... Kahlua, Baileys and Absinthe…

im a big fan of GSP, but hughes is a machine. Will be a wicked fight non the less. I wanna see Arlovski work his way back up, maybe start at…

i like a vicious knock out, but a crucifix or triangle choke does me just as well. but enough about my sex life...

thank you. after all, were one alike. Mmmm smegma washed down with jesus juice

Arlovski vs Scooby Snax in UFCs first death match Now that would be a good fight. One man toned, athletic, well versed in both kickboxing an…

ive not met a lactating bird lately....

the rabbi is wise to the world

meh.... i would, but then im easy

A shot in a bra??? hmmm, interesting concept

85B - that was the answer i gave in my maths gcse

maybe a pic would clear it up dude

hahahahahaha!!!! he encourages me to be a girl snogger when were out, even when hes standing there! lol maddo! xxxx u dont need encouragemen…

well i like my boobs the size they are so i guess im gonna say mine is the best! xxxx maybe a pic would clear it up...

YES ..........i am so confused were definately related. theyre cant be 2 families producing devil offspring in the north east

or u shagged my mother... where were u around 16th March 82???

lol.... its on my external which i cant get to work. ill try tho...

Tyson to box women !!!!!!!!!!!! http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061016/061016_tyson_vmed_5p.widec.jpg STRONGSVILLE, Ohio…

u were an early starter... i thought i was at 12...

Hmm you got a sweet sister zuck. very true... incidentally, getting pics like that of 15 year olds is called grooming here dude. Its frowned…

Heather reckpons Macca 'abused' her ....what did he do ??? take a junior hack saw to her leg or something ???????? u make me laugh lobo

who do you have photos of me kissing like???? im well confused now! lol actually when were we even out? was i plastered by any chance? xxxx …

i'm a 32 dd, theyre good but i get such a sore back if im walking around alot! theyre heavier than youd think! lol xxxx i miss u kayleigh. u…

aw dan i miss you too babes! like lots and lots!!!!! what a minuite, have i lezzed up eith debz? i dont think i have you know! xxxx technica…

Tahni do prdele, ty kurvo zasrana - im gonna learn it. means Go to hell, you fucking bitch

what will patsy say???

czech

ýeah, ive fancied people at work, and got jiggy at work as well tho not in northern rock tho

i fancied loads of people at work - never fucked there though lol no, we made love

i already swear at noń czech people in czech, just extending my vocabulary

and on my dick... even gave u a reach around. thats why i give myself 10 out of 10

thats fucking hilarious. in the case i claim jupiter and saturn. But not mars because its got martians. and not pluto cos its no longer a pl…

in the bookies how many hours before a mcdonalds and starbucks are installed in space

only if u look after it and keep it clean

jihad froggy kayleigh!!!

Kurt brought up that his wife likes anal and would be open to discussing his sex life as well as TNA on Bubba's show. Kurt brought up how Ho…

yeah, playing army guys with the notoriously ill tempered machine gun toting police and notoriously ill tempered joggers

soon he will be mud wrestling sharks to make money... still, people will pay to see it

just hitch a ride on the bus strike replacement service http://www.ayeready.org/pictures/green_goddess.jpg

shes hot, and doesnt get her chesticles out all the time like a lot of models. nice girl. ill marry her.

suzanne vega - toms diner. was on the radio and i really liked it, didnt know it was her tho. and now its coolio - c u when u get there

its great shes legal now. same with billy

I met my last bf at work (which at the time was a bar). Fancy people from work all the time. Not so much at NR though.. Sigh. yeah, ive been…

sieves arent secure for coke... u need a bowl or perhaps a cup.

im selling him in football manager... cant have shenanigans like that in my squad with ashley cole, jenas, ambrose and sol campbell on my sh…

or, for a short term measure, i find a mirror would be a good place to leave it. U could seperate it into lines perhaps, and have a game of …

i agree. i would dump my muck in there

and the movies dont lie

obviously. it goes without saying

bus drivers are the happiest people in the world, what with their gypsy esque jewellery, hand tattoos and friendly demeanor, why they are mo…

romantic? u know that word lobo?

ive read about it. its supposed to be for adults and quite good, but i aint seen any doctor who in 15 years, and am still scared of daleks, …

Belgravia Group confirm renewed Newcastle push tribalfooball.com - October 25, 2006 Belgravia Group have confirmed they're stepping up effor…

u dont do that for me

im going for 3-0. Rossi goal, and 2 from solano

from bbc news. wow im good. ahem. Newcastle 3-0 Portsmouth Goals from Giuseppe Rossi and Nolberto Solano eased Newcastle into the Carling C…

me as well - portsmouth had a full strength team out. As it says, were a cup team. 2 finals and relegation maybe?

would u take 2 cup wins and relegation, or elimination in the next round of all cups and 8th, and intertoto???

with my legenderily bad betting skills, here is my prediction.... Notts County v Wycombe Wanderers Tottenham Hotspur v Port Vale Birmingham…

whichever way u look at it, 2 big clubs at least are gonna be knocked out

hahaha, class

no, but i would like to reproduce once a month

i need more alreetas money first, but then ill buy it, and sell bramble to chelsea. its only fair on football...

This was the original email sent a week after we landed in prague... Well, its been a week pretty much to the hour since we landed in Prague…

and hear is the latest one i have sent out. Gotta love my regularity. like a 79 year olds bowel movements... Snaxxxxx may add his update or …

hes cooking my tea...

they look good...

ill try in the morning for u guys

9/10.... im paedotastic!!!!

god, tonight is the last time i come and visit the alreetas crew at home. I dropped by with presents, and u all ignored me. tsk.

technically mate, i go through your front door then we break down each others back door, while"knocking" round the front

go to your contacts list, and press for options, then change the way it is viewed. works for nokia anyway

dude, she is rank. i still would tho. even if it is a rotting corpse...

thats horribly sexist lobo you 1940s pig. Jihad on you from all us lesbians

im so glad i have my jihad jacket (jihaket) on, its bounced back to you. - scratches arse and sniffs it. Looks confused.

fair play to him. He isnt the first actor to be gay and wont be the last - im looking at you ross kemp...

Kanye is in the bible. He takes a pen to every gideon he can and replaces "Jesus" with "Kanye". And draws a nob on the inside cover.

men are bitchy, just not as bad. I dont think we hold grudges with mates for as long. Gay men however are worse.

i reckon all actors are. Just look at the opening scene in Team America. If you want a good part, u have to blow the director

im so glad i have my jihad jacket (jihaket) on, its bounced back to you. - scratches arse and sniffs it. Looks confused. Still got the above…

man, i love frankie. im proud - they should make a rubber bracelet for it. With pictures of tits on.

mine is sexual chocolate.... http://www.coverbands.com.au/Bands/Sexual%20Chocolate/sexchoc_logo.jpg

nah, dont fancy it. There are very few good books that translate into good films. Sleepers being an obvious one. However readers wives manag…

readers wives or da vinci code?

i didnt even know there was a sequel. Didnt like the first too much, at least as far as i remember. has been a while since i have seen it.

nah, was never a fan. its no care bears or passion of the jews for me

Carling Cup quarter-final draw: Tottenham v Southend Liverpool v Arsenal Newcastle v Chelsea Charlton v Wycombe

Newcastle v Chelsea fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck…

i suppose it is a cup... but i dont see us getting past them, and even if we do we will get lpool or arse

http://www.bugbitten.com/blogs//sarabahadori/Prague.html http://www.bugbitten.com/blogs/Europe/sarabahadori/sf2/Prague.html some pictures of…

giggidy giggidy goo.... the dark haired one was nicer

I really want Newcastle to win something, I just cant see us doing it this year. The Chelski tie is too soon for us to strengthen the squad,…

I havent seen it, but heard its good. Lobo, maybe it was like a magic eye and u have to stare at it hard to see werewolves. ooo, and ghosts

I done Kamagra. That shit had me hammering in nails. Even after I came I was still hard. Went for 8 hours then got bored and decided to use …

just kidding about the hammer - kamagra is good for sexy intercourse as well

pshhh. If you wanna make sequals, do one for Open Water. Big budget special effects, action glamour. Best of all, no cast cos the fuckers dr…

I hope Kurt can walk as well as talk or else he is fucked in MMA

The kettle is on now - I cant be responsible if it goes cold in the meantime...

lobo, ill get some sent across for you mate

i gotta look after my lil lobo - no matter where my travels will take me. Maybe one day youll get the argentinian coca leaf wrapped tarantul…

i aint seen 3 yet. Lets hope it doesnt go the way of Police Academy - Saw7 - Jigsaw in Moscow

Either saw 3 hasnt been released here yet or its been dropped from the listings. Piss flaps. Edit - its released here on 28/12. Borat is 23/…

pshhh. If you wanna make sequals, do one for Open Water. Big budget special effects, action glamour. Best of all, no cast cos the fuckers dr…

Went to a church in a place called Kutna Hora yesterday which was one of the most humbling experiences of my life. The place looked like thi…

Its scary - not shit your pants scary, but your essentially walking round a mass grave taking pictures and making Boney M jokes. Well I was.…

http://www.activitybreakseurope.com/filestore/product_images/060808115206barca_badge1.jpg

I dunno. They have changed the plot dramatically from mine, and already own the rights, have the financial backing and probably came up with…

Zuck is working in the pentagon. The hospital thing is a ruse. Hes using us for propeganda. Jihad Jihad Jihad!!!!

Saw 77 - Jigsaw gets his laid, Is Happy, And Everyone goes about there day as normal. €75m please

In July 2001, a mysterious red rain started falling over a large area of southern India. Locals believed that it foretold the end of the wor…

from http://www.evild.blogspot.com/ Red Wings - Shagged a Virgin Brown Wings - Arse Rusty Wings - Shagged a bird on her period Chicken Wings…

I have the following wings Brown Wings - Arse Rusty Wings - Shagged a bird on her period Brass Wings - Shagging a hooker i didnt pay tho E-W…

http://www.celtascortos.org/moviles/eng/ locates any mobile to where it is in the world down to 10m. Ideal for finding out if this missus is…

I would of thought so, but i said no cos it only specified pools. I was a virgin and had a wank. Technically i could claim that as well.

lol, me as well. It turns out i was from the band spooks and i wrote karma hotel

http://www.bertisevil.tv/ Proof positive that bert is evil. I always knew it

Interestingly, if a human being were to eat black pudding followed by king prawns and washed down with a glass of milk, due to the un-stable…

well thanks for the info :clown: maybe we should post some tips on oral sex for you guys to give to us now :colors: here ya go... from http:…

Play at being Zidane http://www.break.com/index/zidane_head_butt_game.html

gricey would reply but he took ill after his previous meal regards, pavel delost (Czech Reps leading pathologist)

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only in america...

I have never asked if there sci fi geeks. I suppose star wars is sci fi and people like that. Its a tedious link, but i fucked in the cinema…

www.mydeathspace.com details people with Myspace accounts that have died. Whilst it's very morbid I found it interesting.

Fucking hell that was a game we should have lost by double figures. But, we rode our luck, took our half chance, relied on wonder given, som…

man of the match buy a mile. best toon keeping performance in recent memory

fuck knows - probably about 25-1. worth a few quid punt on next arsenal home being a 3-0 or 1-1 seeing as thats all they have had

christ, toon fans are ever the optimist. i was looking at how far we were off 4th.... dont hold your breaths!

Ok guys, I decided to offer my wisdom as a 500 year old rabbi to help you with any queries you have. So just post them in here, and ill be s…

yeah, someone needs to guide you, but i also offer advice on everything ranging from STDs to ethical matters to Newcastle selection matters …

i thought it was finnish

People have too much time on their hands... http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-lego-creations

50. George Clooney sometimes sleeps in the walk-in closet of his LA mansion because, he says, "all the bedrooms are too light". 49. In 1985,…

19. Paris Hilton has size 11 feet! "All those super cute shoes like Guccis and Monolos look like clown shoes on me" She must have a huge pen…

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/6181/crunt147gr9js.jpg

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6614/mjisnotonlythekingofpopowned1o.jpg

this game is tooooo addictive http://www.mcsaatchi.webcentral.com.au/tennischallenge/optus_tennis_site_edited.html im on 17 after 5 minutes

and here is a football one http://www.spikything.com/games/kickups/

this is freaky... gets your school photo!!! http://www.worldschoolphotographs.com/wsp/index1.htm

peppers will be released from the handcuffs when he decides to swallow. The thirst will kick in soon

I reckon he saves us 25 points a season at least. however bramble costs us 26

im sorry lobo. i promise i will never ever do it again :geek:

if its nokia, press the hash key three times - that should do it. failing that, go to options and itll be in there somewhere under dictionar…

dual you!!!!

Nicky is key for UnitedNov 21 2006 By Paul Gilder, The Journal Glenn Roeder is confident that Nicky Butt's Gallowgate rehabilitation is comp…

i wanted a monkey butler, but there are animal cruelty laws, i wanted a thai bride, but there are visa restrictions, i wanted a walking vood…

ooooo, this guy fucked up!!! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=63048579&MyToken=0d5993cb-9c0e-4303-8…

1) 10p Mr Frosty Ice Pops on long summer days! 2) Gordon the Gopher! 3) You could do or tried to do the Prodigy step. 'You're no good 4 me..…

for the dog and bee fans amongst us.... http://beedogs.com/ and for the cats and sink fans.... http://catsinsinks.com/ and slightly more dis…

concentration test http://www.nemarov.com/media/1/20050112-Thetest-uk.swf

me too... its scary that were being pushed into nostalgia - its the first sign of old age. Also, i cant control my bladder

shed. i can burn it to get rid of the eveidence. i mean if there was some

i made it out of ice - melt the evidence. i mean if there was some evidence to burn

http://www.artfink.demon.co.uk/articles/smoking/frame2.html for the smokers - find out what u are! im a pervert. dunno what my smoking style…

this guy gets well owned on msn http://www.starterupsteve.com/video/msnchatowned.html

it made me feel warm inside - so this is what old people feel like thinking bout the fairs cup in 69....

I just want someone who is as passionate about the club as the fans, has a proven track record of winning, is respected by players throughou…

PMSL A rod of iron

Speaking of Nostalgia on another post, anyone remember the BBC one off haloween show ghost watch with Parky, Sarah Greene and Craig Charles?…

Im gonna go 1-1 with Luque scoring for us. Here are the line ups. I think this could be Luques best game for us against Spanish opposition w…

1955: Newcastle 0-1 Celta Vigo Nestor Canobbio capitalises on some more poor Newcastle defending. A mix-up between Shay Given and Steven Tay…

The following is an article from MMANews.com: Most UFC 65 Fighter Pay Out Figures Released By Matt Boone for MMANews.com The following are t…

2023: GOAL Newcastle 1-1 Celta Vigo Antoine Sibierski's close-range header pulls Newcastle level. James Milner's cross to the far post is me…

2031: Celta Vigo are being unsettled by Newcastle in the air. Titus Bramble misses a golden opportunity to seize the lead for Newcastle with…

2056: Wonderful skill from James Milner sees him weave his way past a host of Celta Vigo defenders to win a corner. 2113:Scott Parker receiv…

2132: GOAL Newcastle 2-1 Celta Vigo Steven Taylor scores his first goal for Newcastle as the home side score for a second time from a header…

were gonna win the quadruple!!!!

im gonna buy it when i come back to England... Got this info on it off http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/ghostwatch.html BBC Presenter Michael P…

Fire a kitten out of a cannon - http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html my record is 907 foot

Fucking missed the game as well. And the Celta Vigo one. Please dont petition that i dont see another game this season....

Popbitch: revelation of the day When Maradona played for Napoli he would always arrive back from Argentina carrying two footballs, which he …

Yeah, u prefer a brown ale bottle in a condom :bounce:

"You will laugh when I say this, but I did not see the incident" Arsene Wenger "Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win" Vinny Jone…

good signing - wonder if that means they dont expect rossi back this season

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanis…

yeah, someone died. Not sure who tho. We need him, our big name striker we are going to sign is due to get a bad injury. As is always the ca…

your crisps arrived yet?

I fucking love monster munch. Pickled onion. MMMMMMMMM. and kebab. None of this is relevant to this post

http://www.expats.cz/prague/directoryimages/4116-original-IMG_5299_fin1.JPG These are the barmaids in our local where we get free food and d…

nope, all ceske... weird innit - that many bar staff and not a murderer among them

imagine cutting up a line of those bad boys - worse than ajax in ur coke!!!

so far ive not misbehaved with any of them. Have seen the blonde at the front do a strip tease on the bar when she was drunk tho. I also hav…

Well, Christmas to me is as fictional as electricity, but im going to humour you in the build up to christmas and offer you gifts on a regul…

merry jesus day

What do u guys think of this video footage. Its apparantly from a private cemetary in America, and you need to look at the top right of the …

Someone has too much time, but its a fun read non the less http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp

16 January 1983 Your date of conception was on or about 25 April 1982 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological s…

The moon's phase on the day you were born was waxing gibbous.´ So gibbous has a shaven haven?

i leave the czech republic for 4 days and you knaw thru the chains and find your passport in the sewer. In many ways I am proud of you, but …

I agree - my gut wasnt believing it. Its been on international news tho, but they have been fooled before i suppose

@ Rabbi; Dude! Judaism so low! well when u have been a rabbi for 500 years you get bored and look into other stuff. Im considering becoming …

i went for mike myers. He handled an axe murdering wife, goldmember, doctor evil and the evil record producer. Dont recognise him in the pho…

Inspire footballers with classic literature..... just offer them a roasting as incentive

so funny you laughed twice deano

JEWHAD AGAIN ON YOU DEANO

2 questions - how can a giant wooden horse fit into my 17" moniter and why blame microsoft when its the greeks who did it???

theres me thinking it was 8 double jamesons, some spit and a stripper

http://www.whatson.com/metroradio/ Alan Robson does a ghost hunt in the ossuary that i went to on halloween

Its a proud day for shephard. You have won silverwear, now fuck off

it all depends on who gets knocked out first out of us and livorno - i think we should get to the last 8 hopefully, then see who is left

i eat meat and i thick yes

Well, providing nothing fucks up in the next 2 days (like it is prone too with me) me and snax have finally got an apartment. And befitting …

was it the line "strippers 2 minutes walk" that swayed you?

I eat neither well nor healthily, generally meat, beer and bread. I still consider myself intelligent, but am well aware im unhealthy. I jus…

yeah, its pretty damn cool. Still, anywhere where I have a room to myself would be amazing - ive shared a room for nearly 5 months now and l…

yeah, his name is Zuck Zuckzuckzuckzuckzu Didnt u know???

You entered: Daniel James Grice There are 16 letters in your name. Those 16 letters total to 72 There are 7 vowels and 9 consonants in your …

You entered: Daniel James Grice quote] How did they know i was having a pokey bum wank???

fuck, i didnt even think about parties. There gonna be fun..... note to self: Install pole in bedroom

Yeah.... Yeah I am

ye 26 for my full name Tobias Dan Hybertz Kallehauge dont lie Zuck Zuckzuckzuckzuckzu

Well, as another present im going to solve the question about why mammoths died out.... There was a mammoth called barry http://museums.ncl.…

http://allenpeppers.ytmnd.com/ Peppers brother wrote the last line of this letter to me. Well fuck you Allan, im gonna rekidknap peppers and…

http://allenpeppers.ytmnd.com/ Peppers brother wrote the last line of this letter to me. Well fuck you Allan, im gonna rekidkap peppers and …

your the second person off here to say that today. the voices were right, your all after me

yeah, the american footballer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuck_Carlson

15..... sweet! I want a metal pole that the third bird can play on while she is waiting for her turn

Dont start talking about fucking! Thats only possible in Czech or Brittain. But not in countries like mine and yours Well i never. I never m…

15? wow I like that idea Alreetas Paedophile of the year 2006

the letter worked for me just then

it worked on me deano sweetie...

Easy but the best

dont watch soaps. I would say type in "15 year old girl naked" in google, but operation ore would be round quicker than u can type "paedophi…

It's been announced that the funeral procession will pass the same 3 buildings every 2 seconds...

Ahha cool :D A friend of mine uses : Do we shop at the same baker ? :D Cos my cock is a danish pastry? I dont get the punchline...

I figured we dont have a post on this so here it is Did the murderer turn himself into the Sunday Mirror or something?

I chipped my tooth a couple of months ago, and as it wasnt causing me pain left it. Today i was chewing gum, and the tooth chipped again and…

I wanna create Rabbi syndrome and do the same in Prague. Gives me something to do

'Steve Coppell has banned Reading's players from Christmas shopping to save their energy for the hectic league programme over the holiday pe…

Christ, on a saturday night you go to a bakery??? We do it different in England - A pint and a fight, a great british night

We have to set our standards higher than a reserve for a team bound for relegation surely? Granted babayaro is poop but the fans would revol…

I forgot to give santa my forwarding address, and im at work. Christmas is shit this year - didnt even see a single only fools... or xmas sp…

Headbutts legal? Fuck, i wanna see that - someone is going to get especially fucked up, and if herb dean is reffing it, itll be over as soon…

Rest in peace - you made as much of an impact to music as past legends Elvis, Johnny Cash and John Lennon. As a performer and an artist ther…

None of the girls were sexually assaulted as far as they can tell, so its someone who very rarely attacks in the box. It only happened recen…

Fire a kitten out of a cannon - http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html my record is 907 foot wow.. just tried this game and it ende…

I intend to give up smoking (not for new year or anything - just the whole cancer element) Its gonna be tough as I like smoking. All the coo…

fuck, that will be a wicked rematch. Great signing!

Stop calling technicalities shephard - get the fuck out and you can keep the "glass" trophy as payment. Dont let your ass demolish the door …

one way to get out of charges...

I can do it - there goes my no smoking... but damn i look cool. Ill just do it with my eyes closed to make it harder

Well, im now known as Jesus "El Rabbiachi" Christ. Scooby hasnt changed his name

a smaller turkey? hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaha what weighs 8kg and wont get plucked this xmas? James Browns guitar

yeah, a 6am punching contest on xmas morning was definately not the smartest thing i have done. Another chipped tooth and 2 swollen cheeks. …

http://www.surrenderthesoul.com/ceiling_cat.jpg

took me 15 minutes to have a cigarette from when i wanted one. I dont know if its an effective stopping smoking method, but its slowing me d…

If we all club together rather than go to the sales, we can buy this girl to share http://www.fiance.com/photo/74506/foto1.jpg Dibs first, o…

wow, thats unexpected

Well, for xmas I got a tin of christmas green tea and a chocolate santa. Off a russian girl I had met 9 hours previously. Oh, and breakfast.…

In that case, ill catch u guys later. Im off to be a muslim and open a restaurant - maybe meccadonalds

will buy her, for the site not for my benefit. tis the spirit. She is a ukrainian bride. I can offer a visa and oral sex on every first tues…

"Snow Leopard is watching you masterbate"

Nah, its "tolerated" - its too much paperwork to arrest you for a spliff then just release you

a smaller turkey? hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaha what weighs 8kg and wont get plucked this xmas? James Browns guitar rollin and hatin rig…

As it stands in our appeal, we can afford this gem http://www.fiance.com/photo/75138/foto1.jpg http://www.fiance.com/gallery-questionnarie-7…

i hope your looking at porn when u say that, or else its wrong on many many levels (2 precisely - gay and bestiality)

with a bit more cash, look what you can really have:- http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1068674286842_2003/11/13/1211ww6,0.jpg…

You highlight the address then click img button - make sure there are no gaps or spaces and she will never get through the xray machine at t…

Dumfries is shaken by earthquake The tremors were felt in and around Dumfries An earthquake measuring 3.5 on the Richter scale has shaken pa…

Here is another great present - you know all the Charvs videoing girls on there mobile - well here they upload them for normal society to en…

One more for my lovely fans and fanesses http://www.kindgirls.com/archive 28,004 pics of girly girls!

"Our curries won't give you the shi-ites"

or maybe Burqa King

Infidelicious or Mustafa Curry

How about it was a scag monster trying to break into your house thru the roof? The looters would have had a field day

oh, and one more. im too kind to you guys http://www.postyourgirls.com

too much i think...

they just want you to "slap some skin brotha", then perhaps throw a gang sign or 2 if your familiar with their "crew". check it homeboy

then i had a punching contest on xmas eve (tho xmas day here) and the bastard knocked a tooth out. And scooby got knocked clean down. This w…

hang on.... do you own orange clothes by any chance? cos with your skin head, tambourine.... http://www.7eevangile.com/Krishna.jpg

What you call a pretty lass in sunderland? A Geordie girl @ uni lost? So drognan has metal girl, pred is buying me the ukraine one, shall we…

bless u pred. The rabbi is here to help... A mountain is a landform that extends above the surrounding terrain in a limited area. A mountain…

ah, my baby pics. Dunno how i turned out wis thell. Hic.

some of the videos are funny. Like scooby getting caught, bouncing off the door and falling back taking the coat stand. He tripped over the …

just call him hare from now on

also, in newcastle, i know of 2 gems If the police want to stop and search and hackney all they have to do is demand they see the bail of ha…

and catholic Priest Snax...

I just had a great poo. It looked like a chocolate mr whippy, perfectly formed but under water. I didnt really wanna flush it away. Came out…

yeah, a kinda traditional curled-up-in-a-tight-bun poo. But sub aqua

It depends for me - a shag is a shag and generally my standards are lower than soil, but for a girlfriend she needs to have decent hair. No …

TBH, if its a shag I dont really care. Im usually drunk enough to block memories out. I need to like a girl to go out with her on dates / se…

knowing scooby he was both. i was just drunk. dont do weed anymore, and having a month off drink (well, 24th til 15th Jan)

About time we won something. your forgetting the intertoto...

ah my gift being used.... thanks lobo! (tho not for the video...)

Dilema I live with my long term girlfreind, we have been going out for 7 years, however a new girl has moved next door, 17 with an ass to di…

question for the boys - could u date an attractive girl called doris, gertie or edna?

I didnt realise bush and saddam were so close. the only thing lacking there was "my sacrafice" by creed playing and the images fading into e…

Get a happy meal and some jelly and ice cream - then play pass the package (ass mouth ass mouth)

question for the boys - could u date an attractive girl called doris, gertie or edna? You know I'm sure I asked this question over a year ag…

ah my gift being used.... thanks lobo! (tho not for the video...) thanks Rabbi - that site is awesome :cheers: The sunderland video is up no…

haha, ill have you know i can shave and brush my hair. however at the moment i havent wet shaved in 4 months and have a skinhead. Snaxxx cal…

http://news.aol.com/topnews/video/_a/saddams-final-moments/20061230103809990001 I dont have the plugins to view it, but this is the video ap…

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=64400&type=1&page=1 This definately works. Was weird watching it - he looks like an…

Well, this is kinda turning into a smutfest so ill address the balance will i fuck http://www.nakedamateurs.blogspot.com/ http://nakedamateu…

but u dont see it. And if you look behind him on the grassy knoll behind...

Although I'm not giving much advice out now, I would say get her drunk make a pass if she goes for it nail her 17yr old ass, if she doesn;t …

bollocks is it - since he quit his job about 3 weeks ago all he has done is play football manager and drink, sometimes both well, he has bee…

Its not as graphic as I thought it would be, but you still see someone dying at the end of the day

Yeah, were doing it in 2 parts. Pub crawls round the hostels, then once thats taken off doing stag parties

Im going to (by the end of 07) be a millionairre, have a stunning GF, and stop smoking. They are my resolutions :bounce:

Definately mate, thats still ur job, but we need to perfect the crawls first so were using aussies, americans etc as the dummy runs. And mak…

Im quietly confident. Except on the smoking - thats going to be a fucking nightmare. I will need to go to england and get help i think, patc…

yup - and gonna fuck a different one every night!

Well, its 07 for me now. First song I heard was One more time by daft punk and first drink of the year was pilsner urquell. First year I hav…

I worked my way thru ipswich, time to start here...

Swear to god im going to incriminate myself on here if there is now a prague ripper as well. Ive already made claims to doing both

It's no surprise that most men would love to date or sleep with the local hot barmaid who stirs and shakes their favorite concoctions at the…

Reading the football365 forum, I read about organised invasions, where basically a group of them join a forum, and cause havoc with stupid, …

Now, im sure many of you think this is a little harsh, and wouldnt like it to happen to here, but my first idea for a target (stolen off fo…

the geek answer is:- my resolution is 800 pixels by 600 pixels the real answer is:- do a lot more cycling that took me like 5 minutes to wor…

I love being a barman - its definately the best place to work when u have a good team behind u. Plus, so easy to flirt cos the girls come to…

how the fuck did take that make the top 5? 911 were much better...

Course I love the Dew - can get 2l bottles of it over here as well

Its a piece of piss to do - difficult to do well. Cans are nightmares pouring into glasses anyway - u gotta tilt it at a 45 degree angle and…

Timmy Mallett has to be in the solo stars one - so much better than that lennon geeza

posting 2l bottles will cost a fucking bomb. Next time im over ill bring it - I dont have to lug my life possessions around now so can fill …

I only have one queen album, but they have amazing singles

^^ which one you got Rabbi ? one of the greatest hits - 3 i think

i have always been a fat man and i feel that i can relate to walruses better than humans. me as well fella... A final note to remember. Abo…

Which of the following animals would you like to screw? Bear Big Cat Crocodile Deer Dolphin Kangeroo Llama Shark Wild dog …

Ive read all the books except the new one. Ill pick it up next time im in England - ive been reading a load of books this past month. On my …

Rangers manager Paul Le Guen has left the club by mutual consent. Chairman David Murray said: "Having met with Paul it was clear that in the…

Ok, today is the day I gave up tabs completely. Its been 15 hours, and its been an absolute nightmare. I really really want one, but the cra…

I still think he is a good manager - if your not Celtic manager it seems your nothing in scotland these days. By 2010 he will be at Chelski

perhaps we should save some money and go with this angel Alreetas Slag

:pukeleft: NWS NWS NWS LOOK AWAY! DO NOT READ! NWS NWS NWS :pukeright: Saturday, December 16th 2006 First gang rape session - my feeback so,…

No, I got it from my Turtles Annual 88. I think donatello did the pissing

yeah, I ordered and waited ages. Very realistic. Only difference is I got the correct change out of a 20

I got the link emailed to me. Then fell in love...

its off adultwork. I think some kind of online brothel thing - the direct link is further up the page under "alreetas slag"

CrustaceanCrazy has landed - Im keen on finding out the best way to be penetrated by shellfish and crustaceans. I wanna be the shell of the …

thing is tho, do you love lobo enough to do a mix tape that long for him? (aka the cheap mans valentines present - make notes boys, its a mo…

In my opinion, only 24 is better than Oz - set in Oswald Penitentiary. Basically, it was violent, chaotic and fucking brilliant, and I have …

so far thats 2 - disappointed with everyone else for not signing up with crazy monikers.... I know how to get lobo tho - it has free pics an…

Ive not seen prisonbreak - essentially its set around 3 wings of an american high security prison. Its pretty graphic which was probably why…

ill have a look tonight (its bookmarked under my favourites. Ahem)

cock reflection, blow job and draculas tampon. Do i get a prize???

When I was in england, I couldnt afford organic but I tried to buy free trade when I could - at the end of the day i shit it out the same On…

a 24-year-old Norwegian woman that guy is fucking lucky in my opinion. Woken with a blow job - she probably wouldnt complain if he farted ei…

Ugly animals - should be a link somewhere on here. Like the one eye kitten tho - take it to the park to pic up goth girls (normal kittens do…

Hmmmm, will i book an easyjet flight to go see his gig..... .... .... .... no. unless lobo will put him in a triangle choke til the bitch ta…

fuck it, even if she isnt a stunner its a fucking blowjob. Unless she has hair like a monk. But then u pull the quilt over and have a sandwi…

dont wanna piss on everyones parade, but ginola and the zog on the tyne are french...

i tossed as well thapie. Came down the side of A

for being a crazy goth chick i still would. But i would shag most female things

who the fuck is she??? and we all know the first black president was president palmer http://image.com.com/tv/images/genie_images/story/2006…

I like the fact she realises wrestling is scripted so there is no need to be as big as Chris Masters (im talking about you Chyna...)

I went B - she is scrumptious.

anyone else notice the tag hanging out of her duds further up the page. Trying on underwear in a shop - classy bird

ah, that explains a lot. Still dont have a scooby doo, but i dont follow popular culture much

sweet. ill fly over tomorrow for it then

so was goma, distin, domi, robert. point taken

i think 90% are invaders. still tho...

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The Geordie Slag Link - Im looking at a WDC girl methinks

it says she doesnt according to that - still tho. But she is blatantly a charva - I would double wrap the bitch cos she will be crawling

Right, I need your advice and figure the great minds of alreetas can help me There is a girl who works in the sports bar where i go drinking…

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5372/552of4.jpg Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard box, deal the cards, count the stars, cast the fishing rod…

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/7098/pj55ug7xpbbc93kt5hs4.jpg too many es me thinks

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I decided my new hobby will be annoying the people who work on www.chacha.com they do the search for you. I wanted a drinking game but they …

more people! Whats that coming over the hill, its bumpy bump bump

Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: IgorK IgorK: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi igor IgorK: hello You: im looking for dr…

Good luck with it mate, I admire your courage and hope you succede Yeah, I failed. Had a stressful situation 36 hours in and needed a tab. …

Do you think we need to tell Roeder the window is open? I dont know if he realises

whats 5 inches long, hard and makes prostitutes squeel? My knife Whats black and blue and hates sex? Victim number 6

no, peppers is in fact a wise virgin. With some sick fantasies that he doesnt carry out himself. I miss peppers. He always has wise words An…

yeah - like an online contact centre agent kinda thing

same as deano - aint seen the first yet. man im behind on films

I voted the Rabbi way, cos, well, im a horrible man. But, im going on the overall poll decision.

News Just In - Newcastle Multi Million Pound Signing From Chelsea Newcastle have today announced a 3.6m signing of Chelseas kitchen porter. …

again, not seen it. Ive heard it was utter toss tho.

i would pay to see him in the heavy weight blind midget boxing fights

ill hunt it out when im back - im a fan of thomas harris books

Still pull her even tho she has a bloke (the rabbi way) She says its nothing treat it as nothing thats more like it - and the poll is in my …

its lobos avatar in his student days when he needed to pay bills and it was either this or get fucked by the toad of toad hall (thats in the…

Deano didnt clarify so I thought I would http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Gay_Pirates

fuck me, it was arsenal reserves virtually as well

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im not sure filth, but i now know how to hypnotise myself and someone else. And relocate a dislocated shoulder.

haha, who knows.... I got thrown off for asking for a picture of incontinence thongs for deano. I didnt read the terms tho, it was too long.…

he looks so french. And in discomfort

haha, who knows.... I got thrown off for asking for a picture of incontinence thongs for deano. I didnt read the terms tho, it was too long.…

I sent this email to the BNP enquiries@bnp.org.uk to see if they could help Good Evening I hope you are well. I am thanks. I have a few ques…

slim to none. But now Im linked to the BNP

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cant see the trousers but i think so. Or maybe an "incognito" picture of http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42343000/jpg/_42343976_litvin…

stretching it i think. Not my best lookalike

Chacha hates me because im not american! My dated clothes dont count as ID! Nor a note from my mam! He didnt think I was English! :blob6: I …

As a favour - when im allowed back in england, ill come and be a mediator. Give u hints. Bit like some american kids show

er, well, here are, er... Fun GIFS http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/825/cuthbertanim02xg2.gif http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2926/guin…

i made the elizabeth cuthbert one sticky as well

Big fish, Little pond syndrome. Its all about money to him, but this move is best for the game overall. All they need is Beckenbauer and Pel…

well, me and scooby went to the bar where she works on wednesday. Had a bit of banter, then she asked me to ring her so she could hear her n…

ill still be horrible - dont worry. Im going out with a different one next weekend...

"I'm not even as lucky as some other people because I don't have in the reserve team defenders with the quality and ready to play for my tea…

if she says he isnt a boyfriend i say go for it! technically means she is doesnt it!!!! :cheers: trust the blonde i tells ya! xxxx thats why…

someone say 'cock' ??? http://www.teenybopperclubweblog.com/big-cock-teen-addiction/index.files/pic001.jpg i was gonna wait til monday to pu…

see if you can see the piss take on wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Galaxy

From CF Real Madrid. Fee- Free Transfer nope - even more stupid than that

They spotted it.... twas On January 11, 2007 it was announced that David Beckham would join their squad on July 1 2007 on a five-year contra…

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it wont affect it - casinos still hold tournaments, friends still play each other etc etc What may affect it, is the court case regarding on…

A bit Bill Murray - I heard this years ago just after the release and thought it was fact, but this clears things up. Well, not in the sligh…

I sent this email to the BNP enquiries@bnp.org.uk to see if they could help Good Evening I hope you are well. I am thanks. I have a few ques…

well, im currently looking into purchasing a bar over here down the street from where we live just before the strip clubs. The place is a st…

in tribute to alreetas that is the forerunner...

who in blue hell is Kele Okereke ? http://static.flickr.com/73/177015421_7bfd5e652f_m.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40771000/jpg…

i won with them :king: i have a lovely pair of coconuts

"We will be in trouble - if we listen to Jose enough," said Sir Fergie. "He should shut the f**k up," said a less polite Edmilson. But the S…

I had a feeling after reading the interview yesterday... from http://nydailynews.com/front/story/488357p-411202c.html Scientology's chief ch…

zanza - can u smoke weed in the stadium? is there like a Smokers Area... ??

Someone sent this to an LA newspaper and they printed it. Ge.Ni.Us. Hi guys im a big Beckham fan hope he does well for you.Will be worth it …

for a thick twat beckham is a geníus. Bold statement I know, but ill explain: Steve McClaren has said Beckham will never play for England ag…

i needed a "who" button. no idea who it is, so went nay. cos im negative.

your getting confused mate, thats cheers.... DOLEMITE - where everyone is on the game

urrr god no thats gay im in denial. i do

haha, he would be so culled in nazi germany

We should all send things like that to the chronicle etc and see who can get 2 of them printed We should make Paedobear the official alreeta…

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/78/Andrew-erickson-pedobear.jpg Paedobear rocks on!!!

i agree, we should all go to the bigg market, pick up a slag, bring her home and all poker

i agree, we should all go to the bigg market, pick up a slag, bring her home and all poker Is that the correct term for a game of poker?

my next post will be so good it needs to go in many places

waste the football associations time as well now http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/2395/steveybnb4.png

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http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/195/d/b/lolitrap_by_Pedo_bear.jpg

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JUST A QUICK NOTE We all know peadophilia is wrong, and this thread is just fitting in with our rolling and hating attitude After all, pedob…

Mine is up for dispute. Officially my first gig was the Shamen in whitley bay when i was 5, and played pinball with the lead singer for a go…

lobo - its celeb hotties. She is no way a hottie. still wank over the celeb gash tho... :bounce:

same as my serena post. not a hottie. a midget and i will still wank over ugly celeb gash :geek:

fucking hell. Vanilla Ice! and is that him getting rimmed (or perhaps a rusty trombone...?)

not that big a fan - i mean i would, but no where near my top 10 celebs

To: will.weisser@us.penguingroup.com From: Danielgrice1983@hotmail.com Subject: Book Idea Body: Hi there! I hope you are well. I am super to…

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US woman dies after water contest The contestants started on small bottles and worked up A Californian woman who took part in a water-drinki…

FL woman tries to "cook" baby in oven A Florida woman is in jail for putting her 11-month-old baby in the oven and turning it on. Orlando po…

my dreams as a writer seem to be in tatters... no reply. and i didnt copyright it...

as well as being a multi platinum artist? We get money for shopping scroungers! geddin!

anyway this evil galactic lord (lets say his name is daniel grice) me and u have had problems in the past dude, but all is forgiven for maki…

few good first gigs there - tho cant beat a bairn at an e concert!

or was pred talking about me?

pedo bear is taking over!

Pedobear is to 2007 what Brian peppers was to 2005 :cheers: Viva Pedobear :cheers: Pedobear is my hero. Is it stupid to get a pedobear tatto…

haha, things u do to pass the time at work. I chose accents and sexual harrassment - but each to their own

dont forget the chips. oh, and a fanta.

slight hold up in buying the bar - i slept through a meeting with the owner cos i caned it for my birthday. Whooops.

" I like my women the same way i like my wiskey ..... 12 year's old and with a bit of coke " - pedobear http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2…

i tried to get a pedobear book published on penguin books, but that failed... :pale:

kayleigh would run her close. I remember doing shots with kayleigh, asking her to carry a drink for my mate 3 metres, by the time we took th…

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Orlando police say 29-year-old Sharlyn Singh did it because she was upset her boyfriend was moving out of their apartment. did the kid have…

well, an update as promised. Sent her a text to let her know the plans for Monday night, and she didnt reply til 10.30ish. She asked where w…

you get a girl fall in love with you when ur searching for a fucked up sausage dog, and i get told chacha hates me.... im bitter and upset a…

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ZANZA = http://www.librarian.net/talks/genius.jpg

Sent her a text to let her know the plans for Monday night, and she didnt reply til 10.30ish. She asked where we were, so I replied and she …

http://www.spotlight.com/cv/9732-5641-4082 I went to school with her - knew her from the age of 4-5 upwards... top girl (and yes, now im goi…

no, she played nat in the later serieses (tho i remember when Geoff died everyone came back so she probably did 1 episode with them) then ge…

Sorry mate XENU was the galactic lord steal my thunder just like that will u???

Mates are mates at the end of the day. If its an insurance scam, no problem whatsoever

ill try and find a link

i think i killed him off in real life. Im sure he died a few months after his character died but he has done the following Cloud Cuckoo Land…

one is small, hairy and a disgusting pervert. The other is a cute bear with a penchant for children

me as well. If it wasnt so huge I would signature it!

hang on - what about the sandwiches i bring for you and the ass raping you get on a regular, if uninvited, basis? You dont need prison - sta…

a mint line up for 8 years ago - shame every career took a nosedive shortly after

Im going to ask on behalf of the forum How many henchman did he kill?

i think its a resounding no on that poll!

im waiting for somebody to develop a giant space vacuum cleaner to suck out the oxygen. Thats when ill know the shit has hit the fan

Its long overdue, and I dont actually know if anyone here plays it, but all fm06 discussions go here. Its fookin great!

Im sure it is in England as well, but here we have Hurricaine force winds and the gubbins to go with it. So far, in 3 hours I had something …

I could have brain damage and die cos of that fucking random thing. Thatll learn them (by them, i mean baby jesus, god, and the devil - im n…

of course (providing its the original, and in many ways, superior) champ man

or mel brooks...

Just had a maple and pecan slice - was fucking fantastic. They do them in Asda sometimes so everyone should buy them For me, number one cake…

Apparantly 3 people have died in the Czech Rep. Im fine I think, and im sure Scooby is as well

i was gonna post them pics. Instead I shall masterbate myself to orgasm. Maybe.

haha, i will happily give you my crown as king time waster. all you need to do is to find some random people to harass with emails and you t…

i was previously celtic manager for 10 years, won the league every year, and CL final last 3, won it last 2 times. Went to Milan, spent load…

well, i untied him because he was snoring, then he said he was going to work. Then the downpore started, and im guessing he stayed in for a …

Pedobear lived in a lair he loved little girls without pubic hair operation ore found him with a well timed stare he gave an excuse, but the…

one of the problems here is a lack of decent gelatine based sweets incidentally, how easy would it be to smuggle coke in flying saucers???

hell yeah!

haha! All you wanted to do was to do some building project work! Well, Chacha hates me, but it doesnt ban me. I feel like the disabled nephe…

I think we both know you now need to prank that email...

fucking facepacks wont fucking load fucking cunting hell

Here is a challenge for anyone willing to accept it - find out how I can get facepacks onto the game. I have them in .rar format, but the ga…

how many of the people at northern rock would shake a managers hand tho??? And now she will never get oral again - its forbidden to eat baco…

looks like a greggs custard slice - but with pink on the top to make it suitably gay

I have now downloaded and started playing this game and therefore made the thread a sticky cos it is that damn good.... If u want a bit of a…

probably not - its not by an 80 year old about her dead cat

lets think of some topics these guys can try to answer, stuff like dislocated shoulders were a good idea i suggest we try the following topi…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint how the fuck is smegma linked with belly button fluff??? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma any why…

Fuck - i would of liked to have seen that. By all accounts it wasnt a great fight, but Hatton is a machine and a great boxer to watch

http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html WTF Ok, that guy has a more bizarre and stupid hobby than me and zanza...

haha, i do that as well - if im not out drinking, im playing football manager. or sleeping. But I have been known to wake up and play a quic…

....whos cat died in 1961

I know - i really wanna watch it but its in england... damn

To: karl@pbjmgt.co.uk From: danielgrice1983@hotmail.com Subject: FAO ANNEKA RICE Hi Karl Sorry to write to you, but I need a favour. I have …

Well, an update for everyone who cares (I know you all love me really...) Was out on Friday night, and went to see Linka. She was necking on…

my dyslexic ex girlfriend used to use TomPoes - going down on her was a treat but her snacks were shit

Spot the Difference http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c0/Tom_Pouce_Dutch_pastry.JPG/300px-Tom_Pouce_Dutch_pastry.JPG htt…

http://www.3phonestuff.com/newsite/ The site has changed, so here is the new address for you knuckle shuffle pleasure

me too- its home made wanktastic fun for the whole family

'BOY' IS A PAEDO By Ryan Parry, Us Correspondent A BABY-FACED convicted sex offender posed as a boy of 12 in an attempt to register at a sch…

just so you can put a face to the names.... Neil Rodreick II http://www.kpho.com/2007/0119/10794961_240X180.jpg Brian Nellis http://www.kpho…

http://moon.ap.teacup.com/deadman_inc/img/1105386810.gif

put it at 700 metres and keep the tramps warm. sorted!

I went for B - in a brunette mood today

where would you end up? http://map.pequenopolis.com/ I end up in the pacific ocean (so ill need to dig with armbands on)

Just thought I would let everyone know that I have given all my players nicknames, and many of the Alreetas lot are now playing for Aston Vi…

the dude was trying pose as a 12 year old !!!!!!!!!!!! He looks his fecking age i think i thought the old guy who was fucking him for 2 year…

i wonder if you can cook with it? I dont have a microwave and could do with speeding up my supernoodle cooking....

i wanted to go to china :o( had my heart set on duck pancakes and everything. Still, we could set up alreetas own waterworld...

what position do you have Lobo playing ??? (keep it clean muhahahha) you are gary cahill - a young, tough tackling centre half Dare I ask wh…

Midfielder for me! Ernst van den Berg. The Dutch talent in rising.. :joker: I actually think I have someone called van der Berg in my squad.…

I have been hooked on the game for ages, but can u create a new team? or edit a team name? You can change details by going into the editor. …

well, depends who we get on the island... i aint pissing on deano unless he brings a fishing rod ok i will

best i could find is this from a programmer on the football manager forum... Just use one of the many obscure English clubs and their stadiu…

Ok, this will probably sound sick and morbid, but I have found a really good site about mass murderers, serial killers etc etc http://www.cr…

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n148/k33wud/2llm0wn1.gif http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n148/k33wud/damme21my1.gif http://i.something…

This has only just started happening to me and I dont like it. I used the fm scout to find me some top youngsters, and now they are first te…

This may sound worse however I had that sight as a bookmark, I love my serial killers, (ask local hero about jack the ripper photo's) its bo…

It will be good for England if they are doing this to eventually make him England manager - he will have the knowledge of all the youths and…

watch out for criminals and sheep - even worse, criminal sheep with arm bands

i voted A - just cos she aint got her gash out she loses....

i would love for him to take over the full england job in august 08 after the european championships, then eventually replace roeder in 2012…

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/ff/Pedobear_11.gif http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f5/PedobearDonna1.jpg http:/…

So, to avenge the 2-0 defeat against Villa last time 1-0 Super Milner from 20 yards 2-0 Dyer with A HEADER!!!! come on the toon!

I want 3 Sunderland. Middlesborough. Tottenham. I hate all those places. Well, the football fans from the last 2, and sunderland cos I have …

so deano is a scary scary man. Makes sense plus there is that rotting meat smell from under the floor boards...

Parker hits the bar from 30 yards Young scores for Villa. Shit flaps

Tony Sibs on for Nicky Butt - all this after only 33 minutes. Hope its just a bump for Nicky - been outstanding this season

Carew aka Cat hits the post for Villa....

they had a good innings - were never really a big band but had loyal fans. Will no doubt reform in 5 years and fill the coffers

It will probably be like the Pink Floyd situation rather than the Pixies. Sting doesnt need the money, and thats who the fans would go to se…

An update on how the alreetas lot are doing Lobo - Just been capped by England and first choice cente half Deano - Quit the club on a bosman…

Villa have a shot cleared off the line by Taylor And a Carew goal disallowed for a foul. Phew.

won 3-1, tony super sibs in injury time on a downer, Roeder has said there wont be any last minute deals going through

I think he will be in the England squad playing on the left in the next game - if Seventh Choice Steve drops his baby Downing tho...

Finally, pictures.... Scooby and Irish Paul http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/1179/gricey004jf6.jpg Me reading too many serial killer stori…

and here is the alreetas logo in the snow... i broke my finger for this (well... see the following blog) http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/…

So Xmas and New Year were a bit crap for me, saying as I worked both - technically didnt work the czech christmas as its on the 24th, but i …

This actually made me grin like a kid on xmas morning so I had to share it with you... http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9647/1157192722439…

http://knitemare.org/cats/purehate.jpg

im on a roll here, and there is no sign im stopping... http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6823/bnn9.jpg http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/472…

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/4208/r2nb2.png http://www.knitemare.org/cats/hi_upgradeRAM.jpg http://www.knitemare.org/cats/RAM.jpg http…

last one from me or youll get kitten overdose... http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1530/zraepcats2ff.jpg http://img262.imageshack.us/img262…

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/DVDAstud/hogan.jpg

complete. and. utter. toss.

y hell you have too much time on uur hands I know mate, its what happens when u sit in front of a PC for 13 hours at work with no limits on …

Manning took Super Bowl MVP honours Indianapolis beat Chicago 29-17 to win Super Bowl XLI in rain-hit Miami. The Colts conceded a touchdown …

I was trying like fuck to nail any of them. Failed miserably as well, but gave one a VIP card for the bar, so hoping to see her in there soo…

fucking hell - your not kidding me about a shitty day. Still, imagine if this all happened on the 31/1 - couple all that with newcastles dea…

does any one have pam andersons sex videos or paris hilton Yes please. The paris one is on here somewhere - check the paris hilton thread i …

Not so much my favourite site, more a scary site http://www.girlsandcorpses.com/ http://www.girlsandcorpses.com/images/issue15/corpsebowl05.…

there are some other photos aswell but we aint got them off the aussie bird yet. me likes these ones, seeing as all the others are either me…

from http://world.commongate.com/post/15-Year-Old_Girl_Charged_with_Sexually_Abusing_Herself/ 15-year-old girl has been arrested for taking …

It's the most exciting time of the year.... The Russian nuclear power industry are launching this year's Miss Atom contest in order to find …

the lovely Даниличева Юлия Владимировна http://miss2007.nuclear.ru/pictures/tfscgxyf.jpg

http://www.filecabi.net/video/jap-ghost-girl.html Another video from me - im pretty sceptical about this one tbh - but its still interesting…

Theres a video jammed in it and wont eject, but the power will not switch on. Does anybody know if a jammed video can cause the power not t…

http://media.gamestats.com/gg/image/manhunt_ps2box_160w.jpg Manhunt 2 is coming out! Its also meant to be out on the Wii!!!! Ill end up stra…

I just watched a highlights video on youtube last season, and saw alan shearer celebrating owens goal against blackburn, got a shiver down m…

ive got an N70 - tho I used to go through a different phone every 6 month or so. This one is at deaths door tho - could do with the new iPod…

^^^ - Im tickety boo thank you :cyclopsani: Im gussing your a buddy of good Ole Rabbi Grice then ??? :joker: see - told u i had friends (or …

she must give a lot of blow jobs to need knee pads. I need to get to russia. Tho i think i would either be shot on entry or end up joining t…

I liked some of their stuff, but wouldnt pay to see em live I dont think (I would just stand outside with popcorn and listen)

thats putting a bit of pressure on me to have a kid now deano - but someone has to inherit my skills which i use to pay the bills

i am a real person dandan you know that i am not a figment of your imagination or am i!! i am confusing myself now!! :colors: Or is it my sc…

http://www.timburtoncollective.com/simp/mindy.jpg

So guys and gals, what piercings do you all have??? or had... normal ears dont count cos everyone has had that (me when i was 2 with my hair…

its hard to say for certain - however i feel yes is the appropriate answer to both...

Well, me and Scooby and our business partner Big Mike have set up our own business (plus 2 others... long story) We are now in charge of Pra…

Ok ok Ok my head is ready to explode http://www.alreetas.com/lobo/splurt.gif its the thought of rabbi - he makes me all poofy and gay :geek:…

so, websites!!! :> we are saving up the cash to buy the domain names - how much do you think it would be to buy www.pragueuncovered.com? and…

ive had 5 - ill post a pic when i find out what model it is - all i know is that it is a Sony Erickson here u go mate http://www.oaktreeent.…

isnt that necrophilia?

http://www.ilankelman.org/themes/mammalsheepdead.jpg can we photoshop the 2 together?

When I got it done it was numb - the only pain was a cotton bud down the ol japs eye :cyclops: I got told not to drink, but england were pla…

this may not be good... but ill try

Love my genius. Worship at my shrine. http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/2994/annanicolesmithnude090xab8.jpg

ive never made anyone jizzimeed. Im quite proud

girls love it - and then i can see pierced nipples in exchange for a peek at my winky

ive logged on now - im not away, just avoiding some people on there cos im an anti social twat

Just watched talladega nights, was pretty good - no belly laughs, but a good way to pass a few hours. Ending wasnt as shit as I predicted - …

Just about to watch Nacho Libre, the jack Black luchador film. Ill post my opinion after, but here is the links to watch for free... 1. http…

I enjoyed it - wasnt the best film ive ever seen, but it certainly wasnt the worst. Its also introduced me to my new ultimate woman, Ana de …

NUFC: Harper, Srnicek, Solano, Babayaro, Edgar, Taylor, Bramble, Onyewu, Huntington, Butt, Parker, Milner, Duff, Pattison, Troisi, Gate, Mar…

A good performance from newcastle - not great, but solid. Gooch looked good, as did martins, taylor at rb, nobby as always and milner. Dyer …

no, i miss it every day. but you cant go back. sigh.

^^^ I KNEW IT :pale: :king: Your not even in my msn to avoid. your blocked. just kidding - add me danielgrice1983@hotmail.com

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8238/obaxv5.gif http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5001/oba2la0.gif

kurt angles career is more of a saga than the directors cut of lord of the rings... get your ass in the octagon and get knocked the fuck out

Whoever said Alreetas wasnt educational was obviously wrong...

she will win - mark my words...

if anything, im more perverse than i was...

yay! im gifted. and special. specially gifted (said while drooling) now everyone knows my secrets. i used to be the forums patron saint of s…

how did i overlook that???

Ill sort out the game highlights for you mate

What the fuck - i hope i never have to shave my balls. ill settle with clippering it to a 1

wont let me add u. dunno why, as its in czech

:pale:

dude your posts today are :pukeright:

to be fair, unless u get an albert 10kc bag, the quality of bags in CZK as a whole is poor. Ill just use the fish hook instead

ah, but this is the new version - its charv updated so i can text you to death or perhaps even make you smoke so much plastic covered rocky …

i see you also had the demo...

This is Linka - finally got a picture of her up (its a bad photo - also about 4 months old) http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6528/praguean…

Dont be afraid to post!!!! You obviously know its a laugh on here - so join in! Dont just read - partake in the ribbing of Lobo (and me if y…

i know - if only i could have fitted more names on, as it probably warrants it (but i was too lazy...)

We have a long and complicated history - have known her about 4 years (when she was my flatmates gf) and kept in contact since

secretly??????

lobo on a saturday night.... Plot The story revolves around a man on death row named James Earl Cash, sentenced to death by lethal injection…

if there was any justice i would get a gold star. But where is my parade?

i bet u said that about pong when streetfighter came out i bet u said that about bat and balls when pong came out

lobo, when was the last time u had good luck???

here are all the manhunt kills http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywGR2Zf9aDM

any particular event??? January 9 - Yachtsman Tony Bullimore is found alive, 5 days after his boat capsized in the Southern Ocean. January 1…

i think its nostalgia, but i would.... http://www.oddpic.com/data/516/hit_it_like_infidel.jpg

It has been brought to my attention there are videos of me being tortured by the IRA online, with whipping in various painful places... If p…

who is she??? I like, but i not know...

how? http://www.dsokids.com/art/instruments/photo1200snare.jpg or http://www.buckshotscamp.com/A-Snare-Kit-Regular.jpg

I would prefer porn links http://forums.sexyandfunny.com/showthread.php?t=33800 ok....

slightly different to the above... http://www.americandadvsfamilyguy.com/ streetfighter, cartoon style

B has chewbaccas foot??? i went with A - pretty face

i got all the pictures and they were wowza

the 2nd pic - no escape other than cutting her leg off ....bit like 'SAW ' really lol "Its not rape, its suprise sex"

ah, i read about smackdown, just dont get a chance to watch it... god damn. Still no stacey keibler tho

sounds punk, but sarsar is about as punk as enya

i did when i emailed u sar sar http://www.cyberhs.it/robotica/images/johnny5.jpg

ok ok i admit it... http://www.pathname.com/enya/enya.png

ill bump the pic thread (the johnny 5 pic was hotlinked i think so will have to find a new one)

Saw III ladies and gents 1. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxlcr_saw3-part-1 2. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxlsi_saw3-part-2 3. http…

John Holmes, 12, with a 36-year-old woman i was the same age as john holmes, and 2 years later made the säme age difference. except im not …

I watched it just now, agree it seemed to drag on, and the medley at the end fucked with my head, but some good scenes. Gonna go out tonight…

yup - cochrane put it on youtube...

aaaagh bless you Rabbi - are you holding a candle for sarsar ??? :cyclopsani: Lol, is Alreetas that short of scandal you need to create a lo…

imagine enya and weed? you would be catatonic in seconds

were a romantic bunch on here...

A big happy Valentines day to everyone (how u doin?? to the ladies)

I havent, however, it is a challenge I would like to accept (in my experience, Pink Floyd, Sigur Ros and Gotan Project are all very very goo…

Please - last time i was in a tree saving a kitten as it was about to fall in a shark tank. I have the scars to prove it...

Fingers crossed dude - its tough living without decent viewing!!!

i wasnt expecting a cock pic.... ahem

that is true deano - any news on the CSA???

Glenn Roeder boarded the flight to Belgium with the following squad: Celestine Babayaro, Titus Bramble, Nicky Butt, Andy Carroll, Damien Duf…

Anyone seen the film yet? Wasnt bad, on a par with red dragon/Hannibal, kind of a sick and twisted revenge flick Part1: http://www.dailymoti…

Basically, the background to this story starts with the Arsenal v Wigan game on Sunday - Theirry Henry threw himself to the ground in a shit…

Michelangelo, Being a crime fighting machine, i was hoping that you could find time in between chomping Pizza and defeating shredder in orde…

It could be ferguson style psychology Anyone know any free streams to watch it - know its on 5 but dont have access as im at work...

Will you get you midget bukkake video back thats stuck inside though?

Im really pleased as well - no injuries was there? I heard something about Dyer. Easy passage into the next round and I get to watch the nex…

dude, a 17 year old video would fuck any player up. It passed away in there!!!

Insure it for 1000 quid quickly - make a quick buck!

thank fuck he is back (i claim responsibilty - i told his cousin to tell him to stop being shit!) By the sounds of it, by the Wigan game eve…

Newcastle gave themselves a great chance of reaching the last 16 of the Uefa Cup with a comfortable first-leg win at Belgian side Zulte-Ware…

Remember when Cadburys Cream Eggs used to be bigger? How good would it be if they made Easter Egg sized ones? With chocolate soldiers? Well,…

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6734/dindeleuxfd8.gif http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7831/martinsrz5.gif http://img120.imageshack.us/…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqFMo_2tAFs BIRDSEYEPOTATAROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KINDA THE SAME http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5XrYcAXcQY&mode=related&search= CATCHPHRASE PORN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbo064qFIpc P…

I heard that acid reduces the effects of down syndrome. However, if you dont already have it, and look in the mirror, it appears you have it…

it talks to me. I tried to get it pierced to shut it up, but its american and refused citing the 3rd amendment...

I think britney would win - her fanny rash is fatal to anyone within 100 feet

I think the next thread ill be starting is rule 1 your tattoos - however ill have to wait until i have pictures of mine - otherwise itll be …

I'm still a virgin. Damn this country sucks :D Come to Prague mate, ill help you out (not me - a female. Unless....)

Ive not been to a fortune teller, but a guy I met over here had the ability. He told me a few random things, but not about me as he didnt li…

thats a tough one. Im trying to sow my seeds now (2 at the last count... ahem) but i would like to think i would be faithful. Ill just turn …

just for you then pred.... PART 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOUi0nnbjRw&mode=related&search= PART 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?search…

fucking hell - she actually did it? Still it like - even tho for the next year she will look like a lesbian

I do try... cant wait for the second leg - its gonna be liquid sex (and i have a feeling we will see luque, carroll and a few other kids pla…

Anybody else seen this guy fight? I saw the fight against McCline where Jameel blew his knee out, but wasnt overly impressed by what I saw I…

This is the 3rd round in the fight where the guys knee blows out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFgBJ8ptKgM

hahahhahahahahahhahaha Cheers man - my reputation is now tarnished as the porn baron of Northern Rock. Which gaffer found it??? If its Micky…

the comment on it is fucking class as well - and the reply

ok, 950 quid then...

I can see him in k1 - fighting the likes of Sapp. He reminds me of a pride fighter for some reason

The heavy weight division needs some decent bodies in it again, but its starting to become a circus - 2 retired ex champions with 148 comeba…

does anyone actually retire these days??? Whats next, Shearer and Tino upfront for the toon next season?

can i have duck pancakes instead please?

or midget porn

I just think it would need a boxer with the speed and power of tyson I think. you would need to tire him out moving and land heavy hitters t…

I quite like the guiness and boddingtons adverts - also, the budweiser football ones were quality

I like the Chav Burberry Curly Wurly. Fookin mint

The only sex laws for me are the anti suprise sex laws....

shame their beer isnt so strong eh??? see what i did there...

I dont think he would have the mike skills for WWE - he would just be another Giant Gonzales/Great Khali

So, what would be your ideal toon line up of the last 15/20 years? Mine is... Given Beresford Albert Woodgate Hottiger Ginola Lee Beardsley…

Bad things mainly. Burn this, kill that, eat her. You know, the usual

oooooo - fight!

well then i would have to think for myself and wouldnt be able to claim diminshed responsibilty/insanity

Gary is sound, bennett is the one to watch. Dan was cool when i was there, but could see him turning into a bennett

fight fight fight!!!

me neither - gary should be office manager in my opinion

me and you are gonna fall out - duck with hoi sin sauce in pancakes, sweet and sour chicken/pork/prawns, fuck man, even lemon chicken. Gets …

i knew a few swingers back in england. i was more of a jungle jim man myself tho, sadly.

i liked the talk to frank ones - want to talk about drugs, then call...... "hi, i need some coke please. do you deliver?"

fuck knows - its been so long since i had a conversation with myself, i dont know im suprised you never noticed nigel the nipple

duff????????

nah, im boring. I was probably quite rational when i was normal. less fun.

YAY!!!! 1000 points, and a gold star - how could today get any better?

I went for Nostalgia rather than ability - on ability I would stick with my back 4, have ginola and solano on the wings, but probably drop l…

food does sound good. Maybe some algerian garlic chicken and wedges

well its true im great. But i dont think im ready to be me, and me alone yet

now lobo has said as i am allowed to watch you I am allowed, in fact, required, to place cameras in all your bedrooms. It will no longer be …

the forum should have a project like that who can make the best something or other (like a blue peter challenge, but, better) I suggest best…

In fact, I shall organise a alreetas night out for my return - all you can eat then bar after!

Batty was a legend. I think Butt could be viewed as that if he stays fit and in the team for the next 4 years - the fans have forgiven him, …

im having too much fun with my alter ego (who i have lovingly named the hulk)

i can be more covert than that. Please can no one close there curtains as i may be on a ladder looking through the window

Nobby is more of a versatile player imo - he can go anywhere on the right

ive had one there the past 3 months

a takeaway here does chicken and wedges, but marinated in garlic. well nice

when i know a date ill post everything on here - alreetas night out returns!!!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (rips tshirt then smashes car)

rabbi frets as he neither has size nor knows what to do...

rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (eats dog)

I would carry on - im a trooper!

mmmmmmmmmmmm duck

would i do that???

lol, well maybe i have, maybe i havent. pike still goes in your room when you out tho

maybe you should feed him then

when i work out a date im back ill let everyone know - will be legendary!

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9085/lacv4.jpg

Worst 11... GK Hooper LB Babayaro RB Bramble CB marcelino CB Carl Serrant LM Des Hamilton RM Frank Dumas CM George Georgiadis CM Silvio Mari…

see, i like bassedas - i used to go out drinking with him and nobby. i guess im biased

Oh aye 11 its football aint it my bad i didnt even notice u said 15...

i just refound this thread - beeanna or whatever i called her was called vera, and the scary bloke doorman is now my best mate over here and…

czech/slovak, and a year belated bump

i dont know how the fund is coming along - can we afford this one? http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/560/560564P2.jpg http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi…

let me be the first to accept that challenge u first (as i need to transfer mine from my laptop onto the work pc. and knowing me, forget to …

im the same (except the married man part. ahem) i prefer the thrill of the chase - if its on a plate there is no challenge and its boring. t…

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/men/in-new/index1.html Think I should see if I can get a Russian wife to come to me? I believe im a catch, and mayb…

This guy claims to do security http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/men/213/213570P1.jpg aye, maybe installing firewalls. He couldnt throw someone out a…

ask lobo - im sure he will be willing to help phone is easy - depending on type, plug the cable in they gave you, or mms it to your email. P…

im disappointed with the filth on my phone at the moment ie none. its all on my other memory card which ive lost in my house somewhere. im g…

i challenge u to a russian-off see who can get the most replies in a week. most of the men are freaks on it and russian girls are hot. In fa…

one of bostons friends i think - not been seen in a while im guessing edit - a year next week since he/she last posted

looks like AZ in the next round - unless their home form is shit. With 3 away goals they should go through. We have a squad of criminals - i…

go here, and fill in the form. I dunno what u do after this page, but its free! http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/service/addProfileM.html

do we do half real/piss take, or all piss take? i have 2 eyes, not much hair, one day education and im an adult star/stuntman

ive offered....

yeah - i dont care. I need to work out how to shrink em first tho cos theyre all massive. sadly not the cock pictures tho...

dunno - but we could both be winners here!

Well, the challenge was issued in the hobby thread (although i dont remember how it came about...) but me and Zanza are facing each other in…

Im her ideal man! My perception of an ideal relationship: Honest,loyal,funny men. shit in bed, supported newcastle 24 years, pedobear/supris…

rofl! yea letz do this! (and fix your url / img stuff bimbo!) tsk, kids today, coming on my thread, pointing out my fuck ups

technically yes, technically no. They have my last england address - whatever they send will go with the red letters that im acruing

More about me: I am a single guy, never married, and curious to see if the woman I want to marry is another country. I am a nice, honost, hu…

213712 according to the thing. said be up in 24 hours, after they have contacted maria sharapova so she can send the first message

anyone fancy going to travelling this summer? im thinking russia and ukraine ukraine http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/559/559908P1.jpg http:/…

see, all the great sense of humour/very intelligent girls i know all love adrenaline sports. Lower your standards mate!

what the fuck did u say? u put a picture of pedobear in???

in that case mate - here is the latest pic of u http://icons.wunderground.com/data/wximagenew/u/UmbrellasNeverHelp/0.jpg

Im changing my mind to Russia/Ukraine/Belarus, you know, them places

This thing is a goldmine - i got 4 messages so far!!! Including 1 in Prague! If I get laid for this I will feel obligated to post a video as…

So the leader board stands at... Rabbi 4 Lobo 3 Zanza 1 Deano 0 (tee hee hee) No messaging girls yourself (although I am tempted by Lobos fi…

Is it just me that finds this game fun??? If Carlsberg made nightclubs, the girls would look like the gold section, and it wouldnt serve car…

Ive had shit luck as well - broke my iPod, laptop, the work pc almost every day, and my external hard drive. However I treat stuff like shit…

if the one who emailed you emailed me, she would of found a husband! ill get scooby down to the hostel to sign up (or i could do it for him.…

The Prague one (Russian, obviously...) http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/402/402297P1.jpg The other one http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/513/51…

yeah - sign him up - your doing him a favour possibly, he could fall in love and find a wife and he would have to let you shag her because y…

That happened to me with a football manager disc stuck in. I was in tears for 3 days before someone told me that trick

lol, that would be a whole other type of thread!!!

im gonna email her, and the prague one. If i can get a shag out of this ill be happy! Your favourite looks like a girl who worked in the str…

I presume thats the laptop version - mine is much bigger

for a reality TV star I think she is well hot - stunning face

Sorry for my lateness/retardness etc http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1964/obasu9.gif http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6602/oba2jc8.gif …

anyone else think this robot bride the emails from would be hot? http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/s/05627-5.jpg i would hit it...

I loved the run by Bramble - reminded me of the run Andrade did against us a few years back. Except he scored.

I thank you for the letter. It is very pleasant for me to receive the letter. And I very much want to get acquainted with you closer. In New…

Do I get a confirmation e-mail or something? I have heard nothing since I filled the form in I got one confirming my password and number thi…

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added u…

how come a bloke has the likes of... http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/558/558367P2.jpg http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/557/557830P1.jpg to me…

Seems like im posting to myself tonight... (Graham) Well, which one of our hunky competitors are you going to choose tonight? Contestant num…

^^^ I love her already :cheers: which one - 1,2,3 or 4. I love 4 so much. and 3. i would settle on 1 or 2

i cant find your profile. whats the number, i know how to get it from that

should you girls not like our first three hunks, how about the lawyer with a degree(ish) rugby player. A romantic meal, and who knows what e…

oh god im a pervert arent i???

I was stuck on jobs - i was thinking maybe security, or hotel manager, or diamond importer. In the end, i created a job title for myself for…

not yet - im in 2 minds whether to add him. I dont want him to go scatty (or beat us) and it would also knock me off the first page

i didnt include that - i hope he doesnt read it and find out

A!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have competition guys - http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/men/213/213751P4.html fucking spaniard

Im not sure contempory art is the right term for Banksy. This guy is a guerilla artist - modifying old paintings, and with thought provoking…

He has some new stuff on his website - www.banksy.co.uk/shop/ http://www.banksy.co.uk/shop/images/shop%20large/fairytalecottage.jpg

do you get extra points for a date? Im going out with one on tuesday - or at least once i work my magic i will be... and it wont be hard abo…

Good man Deano, I was contemplating that one, as well as more of the wall in Palestine. Even tho the work on it is some of his best, they di…

yeah, unbeaten home record of 24 games, which i think is there history - but dont quote me on that. It doesnt bother me though, records are …

Done oral -- £5 yep several times on a lass I do it pretty much every time - is that not normal?

The problem with UK girls in my opinion isnt body size, as different horses for different courses, but the amount of make up they wear. Ive …

is this MMA? Ive not heard of it...

well, suprise sex can be friendly. Ill wipe her tears after

Ill have to check it out. Im tempted to start MMA training soon - other than boxing, itll be starting from scratch. Although when i was a ba…

my flatmates ex left her entire face on the pillow once. fucking hilarious however he was a cannibal and had skinned her, and made her face …

how come lobos women have been hotter than all ours combined? You chisled bastard you...

I think we should have a poll at the end - hottie of the former ussr - for a bonus 2 points on who gets the hottest. I dont know why I sugge…

I would like wake up and to wake up near tomy beloved man, I would like to do everything for second half, thatcould make him happy fucking h…

fly via prague - i have some unfinished business there. Plus a whole load of unstarted business by the looks of it.

haha, yeah. its like an oompa loompa with a corkscrew perm

there are 6.5 billion people in the world. thats 6,500,000,000 of that 3,250,000,000 woman-ish so, the odds of me arranging a date with one …

i was talking to my mate, showed him a photo, and he was like "thats my fucking ex girlfriend!" then told me all sorts of stuff that she tol…

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/402/402297P5.jpg http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/402/402297P1.jpg

Hi Daniel - i saw your photo on the website, and your far cuter than the lobo or ernst chap. That chisled spaniard can piss off as well - va…

im a lucky chap (the mates ex or the second, completely genuine, may i add, one)

I signed up, just waiting for confermation You have no been added to the brotherhood in the title "Alreetas - giving false hope to fit women…

I told you I would help you - and short of hiring you a hooker, this is the next best thing (getting them before they are sold into sex slav…

club together lads... http://www.escortsmania.com/images/escorts/reena/1.jpg http://www.escortsmania.com/escort_reena.html

I'm going to join in as soon as i get my photo done. Shouldn't be too hard to beat deano!!! good lad. Ill force scooby to join in the next f…

fill in this page http://www.bride.ru/ph/htcgi/service/addProfileM.html you should then get a confirmation of profile number and password. A…

Thanks for your letter! Me has amazed - I too like to write. When I was small I composed verses, now sometimes, I write small books, stories…

dont be a hater lobo - just cos im beautiful

Im beggining to think my integrity is being questioned here - dont make me lock the thread (the forum version of missing a penalty, and goin…

It is dream to see the new countries and new people. Dream - your country. Very much I wish to see Czechia, Prague, other known cities. I am…

To quote Glenn Quagmire "I felt guilty once - but then she woke up" I dont do guilt, plus im pretty sure my personality will scare them off …

I may have to make leg work now for something to follow this thread up www.asianbrides.com/alreetas_division/shemales

im saying me, as I feel the pizza chef counts, if these guys carry on disputing it, a draw between me and lobo

its me and Rabbi at 4-4 with Zanza just behind on 3. - I think any new ones have all dried up for me now lol since fucking diego came on - h…

A bonus point if you can manage 5 emails and/or nude pics of... http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/562/562478P2.jpg http://www.bride.ru/ph/htcg…

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/513/513792P5.jpg Hello. It was very interesting to know about you. As for me, I was born in my native town S…

revised table - Ive added Zuck as he hes just waiting to be authorised now RUSSIAN WIFE LEAGUE TABLE 1) Rabbi Grice - 5 2) Lobo - 4 3) Zanza…

sadly aye - she got a generic reply, bit like "thanks for your enquiry - we will endeaver to solve your query within 48 hours" but "Thanks f…

im just waiting - the ones u can email for free arent the prettiest watercolours in the gallery. In fact a few resemble picasso paintings. T…

yes dandan that is normal!! and my fine was £735 oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbleft: thank fuck for that! I dunno if 8 seconds should count tho.…

i dunno, its a fairly covincing impression of a pig looking for truffles while chewing a toffee. I dont know how the skills transfer to oral…

We dont want that sort in our competition... that would shatter my confidence when he has 481 and i have 4

no, i do impressions. The drool acts as a lube, i dont care if the lady likes it or not. Theyre usually unconcious.

well not right now im not

lobo - i think that counts as one doesnt it?

i just blame Rabbi Grice for everything ......... I also blame him for global warming, the ice caps melting, the ozone layer and maybe for T…

Hello my foreign new friend!I hope that when you receive this letter you will want to get acquaintanceWith me!But first of all let me introd…

fuck man, this is competitive, and its coming up to my week i think - i need some last minute injury time messaging to push me forward

im going to choose to not reply to anastacia - she broke my heart. I think we should all email a one sentance response "Join www.alreetas.co…

i need to make an announcement "Its with a huge sadness that this thread is coming to an end. We all new it was a bit of fun, and wasnt goin…

haha, i still wouldnt say no

I prefer to think of us like bird flu - we came amid a massive and bad reputation, snared a few victims, then, as it turns out, werent that …

oh, theyre cruising for a jihading.... what the fuck? replacing us with the shower of shit on the front page - we need to be moved to the go…

Tits. I had lots of pictures up, but all hotlinked... http://www.dory-funk.com/alexis101.jpg http://www.wwedivaspictures.com/images/mickie_j…

they are hot linked dude :pale: - you might have to host them fucking hell, you were quick off the mark. I stuck some others up, and the har…

I aim to please. Maybe we should sort out profiles on an escort site - see who gets the most work (a step down from brides, but still)

This is going to be tough to assess without putting a spoiler in it, but ill try the plot is essentially set out, we know what "our hero" ha…

http://www.people.ku.edu/~ophil/asleep.jpg http://www.duke.edu/~jkw1/pictures/Alan%20Visit/215%20man%20asleep%20in%20Chinatown.jpg JUST KIDD…

I went for A - prettier face

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/23/Datemuslim.gif

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1032/bottlefacems2.gif

http://www.shortarmguy.com/cameltoads.jpg

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3797/rapewm7hv6.jpg

It actually looks like its what the cat is thinking.... evil cat!!!

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8224/3gen2bh8.jpg http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4096/3gen1cd6.jpg http://img156.imageshack.us/img156…

for pred http://www.filanthropy.com/conflict/Images/Animated/hotasian.gif http://www.filanthropy.com/conflict/Images/Animated/hotasian2.gif

slightly off topic but still from lobos home collection http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/MarathonMan/3a1569922fd0970c12cb76e518e00bf8.…

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/175/bestthreadeverex1.jpg

http://koti.phnet.fi/jukhai/Dystopia/pedobear03.jpg http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9e/Pedobear_33.jpg

thats why its here - non are more than 6/10 - but the whole family!!!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p54/Funkapotamus09/BALLFACTORY.gif

genius. utter utter genius http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/1/1152192952731.gif

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k151/cracka97/29759913_gif2.gif

I also enjoyed it somewhat. Now im wearing one sock...

im awake tho - that means something im an insomniac

Czech-Polish OK for US missiles Russia feels threatened by the US missile defence plan The leaders of the Czech Republic and Poland say the…

Just worked out long range missiles go at a speed of 8 miles a second on their final descent - thats 28,800 mph. That is fucking quick!!!

Hows this for an analogy - a 10 year old playing with a group of 8 year olds, is bigger so thinks its in charge. The 8 year olds dont really…

not americans - most are sound, if a little weird, but corporate/government america

i dunno - the chinese are kinda meek on a whole, but again, fuck knows what theyre upper echelons are up too. If they want to irradicate all…

dude, that letter made me feel like shit... not cos im not getting letters, cos were fucking with real people. Luckily, im a black hearted i…

Do you think these girls are genuinely looking for love, or to get out of russia?

well, one thing is for sure - you cant tell her it was all a windup - that would fuck her up. And russians have tempers 2 options - marry he…

imagine 2 wives - 3some every night. Can imagine the conversation on the first day Lobo "This is Yulia" Mrs Lobo "Hi - who is she?" Lobo "My…

I figured im gonna get blamed - u always do. Just trying to implicate deano and pred in and zanza - he egged us on. Really, it was all him. …

hang on, how long has his profile been up??? clutching at straws here

3890 Zajax 933 11212 The Brood 804 12132 JCFC 791 17221 Cripple Class 722 17342 Wear the fox hat 720 20953 Wheels Of Steel Utd 667 20963 Spl…

the rabbis troop for the third

http://www.bluebookmarks.com/kerry_katona.3gp The jury is out on whether or not this is real - I wasn't sure but the accent kind of convince…

we need 12 pictures... so thats 1. deano 2. lobo 3. zuck 4. rabbi 5. peppers 6. zanza we need more pics!!! Can mine go on either of these as…

"if in doubt, knock one out"

hang on, how long has his profile been up??? clutching at straws here hahaha my bitter childnessness wins Profile posted on: Wed Feb 21 02:3…

bring on the invasion!!!

only banned word is trilby shit! im gonna be hunted down!

damn u evil genius...

I dont care, ill be the star as much as the man is the star in pornos. except for lobo - who still doesnt know there are girls on screen

u can live the dream - join the sunshine bus crew - just email zanza!

at least its not hitler - i would be fucked as a rabbi

i got the same one - i got exited as well, but decided i would come on here and see if everyone else got it. I was right. and glad i didnt l…

tippity top thanks! u?

I only came on to say ill be here in 13 years to ass fuck it on its 16th. Unless you get it to be www.alreetas.cz, then ill see u in 12

If you get a freeview box, you should still have ssn (the single greatest channel in history) there was a rumour it would come off that, but…

I think i was awake then - dont remember the moon, but i was drunk

I joined - im looking for cock pics posted by lobo, but no joy yet

Dont get time to do much with a 13 month and being preg but when i can love looking up things on the net and chatting to other pregnant wome…

Britain has no dignity in heavyweight boxing at the moment - and will carry on that way if Lewis comes out of retirement. Even Bruno lost re…

some electronic music on radio 1 (czech radio 1 unfortunately) but its cool, im getting back into dance

fingers crossed you dont get any more midget porn videos stuck in dude!

on the plus side, there is a 21 year old essex bird. Ill be PMing that soon!

I need to put up a new profile, just so i can get messages, and pretend they are for the original one shit. need to edit this post to remove…

with a name like that he has to be! any youtube links (yes i am too lazy to search myself...)

forum invasion perhaps??? http://scrummymummies.myfreeforum.org/ if i dont want to nail 75%, we can sue under the false advertising law i ch…

so nobody saw it... ah well, its not like theyre rare. Ahem.

lol, thats why no one remembered my birthday as well. sniff.

Well, the way I see it is this... We are a horrible bunch of men. We care not who we hurt or upset along the way (or in my case, try to have…

we having another contest? if that is a yes i am SO in.. good lad - up for the ruck! "What else are you gonna do on an evening? Sit in your …

http://www.creative-weblogging.com/50226711/images/winner.jpg Im the sexiest mother fucker on Alreetas!

Ive been on form with my last one, i could soon have a sig that resembles "Alreetas Sexiest" "Alreetas competition idea champ" "Biggest wang…

yeah, best forum to invade - needs to be ripe for taking the piss. World of warcraft would be too easy. Maybe a suicide one - point per pers…

B. Despite the name.

I still get the fuckin newsletter from beast forum Are we all going to invade that? I posted one on there tonight dirty-dolphin_alreetas Alr…

paedo-beastophile - got a ring to it

daughter first, then ass of gran, then mouth of mother. Thanks.

Aye aye captain. Alright lads, listen up. We HOLD. Hold your ground, hold your ground! Sons of Deano, of Lobo, my brothers! A day may come w…

Okey dokey boys, we have had the first leg of the alreetas decatholon (dont worry, there is no excercise involved) and the winner of the loo…

Im open to ideas - I think any site your not on regularly, but could be www.myspace.com, www.faceparty.com, www.bebo.com or do you think we …

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6728/uraay3caya5.gif

Im braveheart

We need to vote then www.myspace.com www.faceparty.com www.bebo.com any others??? my vote out of them goes for faceparty

I think anyone who has internet access in the past 10 years has had some home made filth sent their way, and if they havent, they dont know …

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/Dhertz/jiggle.gif

Rule Number 1... No Previous Conquests - however feel free to post examples of what you have received in the past Also, what tactics are peo…

I think after the contest is over, get them to join up for an Alreetas orgy. However, this needs to be main board during combat time, so onc…

http://www.faceparty.com/walkden_bitch http://www.faceparty.com/pb/1796/images/walkden_bitch_23936083.jpg come on!!! Lets roll!!! Drugs : I …

Its what the ask the rabbi section is for Rule No.1 - Dont just blank her sorry for the large writing, but its needed Rule No.2 - Be Nice Do…

lol... im hard. i can take it for a naked pic

dude

thats in a stern voice by the way

Just cos I created the competition, and im the puppet master for all you doesnt mean im to blame. Dance puppets dance. Hi Yulia Sorry I have…

copy and paste whichever u feel is better (i may or may not have used emails like this before)

genius. utter genius.

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i273/Ernsst17/alreetasgangd.jpg Upper Row FLTR: BostonBlondie, Local Hero, Scooby Snax, Zanza Below Row FL…

Well, im meant to be working right now, but thought I would take time out of my busy schedule to rant at everyone about work. A recurring th…

The marines have an unlimited supply of machine gun ammo each. 50 hand grenades between them 5 rocket launcher shots night vision etc The 20…

Marines or SAS? if marines they will kill each oter in freindly fire Its Marines - good point on the friendly fire... any rifles for sniper …

Technically im the most insane fucker on here, so that makes me winner.... however first name 1.daniel 2.ernst 3. sean last name 1.grice 2.l…

Yulia sent me another message and new picture but I cant access the FTP and it wont host as its a bitmap file ....anyways she looks HOT. Thi…

There are cleaners during the day, just not on the nightshift. Im ok now, tho i am in work. Still, gives me the chance to now win the charm …

Sarsar can join, but has to be girls. I think its safe to say only lobo wants cock pics. To judge, we need screen dumps of msn, or of the em…

hey, im the best looking (on alphabetical order) and have the required skills to pay said bills...

I beg to differ - just look at this quote from the bible Daniel 6:9:69 "Daniel is most definately god" and from the Kuran "Durka durka jihad…

Well, im creating like a japanese p.o.w - look for me, pete o bear!! www.faceparty.com/pete_o_bear

As much as I love strippers, i doubt ill be across. Unless I get rich quick...

well mine is aaaron that is also bullshit

no, off another forum - it was 6am and i was bored. Answer is my own tho, and is right. Because its mine

then were both fucked....

2000gmt - so not long now. Im already starting my trash talking

Contenders, Ready? Gladiators, Ready? 3 2 1 Go!!!

rabbi = ratings u all know it, this is a showcase for me (my ego is big tonight)

she is just a message away. Providing she has a faceparty profile...

welcome, let me take your coat

never even heard of it!

aye, faceparty - my profile is up - already had one message off some geordie ho

http://www.faceparty.com/pb/1520/images/tinkerbell35_19375671.jpg and the ball is rolling - lovely geordie bird, http://www.faceparty.com/ti…

lol, ill send them as soon as u send me the cash!

someone called xxpinkandfluffyxx

i havent asked yet - i may just come out with it and ask for pics

if its not porn ill be upset... i also dont have a tv, dvd player, or for that matter anything to watch em on. But if its not porn...

Basically, email any girls u want on the site, then get them on msn or email, just as you seal the deal, take a screen dump, wank over the p…

yeah, last one was looks (they come to us), this one charm (talk them to nakedness) and last one is........... a suprise

seems to be working - i already got some pretty hardcore pictures - ill post in the official thread

I think she will be hot - and very possibly dynamite in the sack if this is anything to go by... http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/8601/bez…

Well, as your no doubt aware, Alreetas has become slightly competitive of late. There was more bitching and fighing over who was the best th…

lol.... i love this game!!!

Or post yourself as a bride - see what how many messages you get (just as an experiment) or find pics of a random bloke, and post them as if…

I am out of this new competition your still in the decathalon, you will just need a miracle to win

ajax the bleach?

if its not porn...

good luck for the second place dude, this is rabbi country

pshhh, stop trying to steal my crown or ill have to photoshop something

if you could start on my arse first - i have winnets like boulders

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/605/mezk8.jpg

wow, i can sit down without having an upside down egg in my pants - thanks zanza!

Got a right dirty one here.... Rabbi Grice říká: do you think you could do it? *ErneSto říká: hm.. im pretty confident i can handle stress p…

you sell it so well mate

I aint gonna fuck a girl I have already done - thats not how you get notches...

thats who im messaging - mrs lobo!

Yulia Laben - ill ask for the fucking nude pictures if you wont!

Credit to Zanza for this one - Well done dude http://www.faceparty.com/cutecrissy http://www.faceparty.com/pb/1448/images/cutecrissy_1812500…

and credit to me (and her parents) for this geordie gem! http://www.faceparty.com/fuckmebitch http://www.faceparty.com/pb/1757/images/fuckme…

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/8858/terroristcat6wdlv6.jpg

I have been a fool - i used all my messages at 2am this morning, so have to wait for midnight to send more. Doeth! Still, had a message from…

Man, I must be a fucking catch.... Hello my new friend! It is very glad that has met you on this site! I as well as you wantto find the love…

Incidentally, done up she is a definate 9 - possibly pushing a ten. When she is my wife she must get up at 5am to look like that for when im…

a little bit of me died inside because of you lobo - may still message her tho, just to see if she would be happy with getting up at 5am to …

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9536/splatcf0.gif http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics2/georgebush.gif

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/617/gfxf1.png

http://www.snapdrive.net/files/355439/F365/febd52009bbd69c5f80750c7575d0358.jpeg http://www.snapdrive.net/files/355439/F365/nike2.jpg

http://newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=38259 That just looks painful...

cumming, having her insides severed from her anus, could be anything really

careful Lobo.... http://www.womenrussia.com/blackpage180.htm

is that sonny after sonny listen and jack after jack bauer? If so, i wouldnt fuck with him....

Jack Bauer versus everyone - jack bauer everytime

Jack Bauer from 24 http://www.bildirgec.org/imaj/biilent/jackbauer-2.jpg Sonny Liston the boxing man http://www.hickoksports.com/images/list…

Im fucking sick of Spaghetti - I have eaten it every day for 3 months now (I wish I was joking) so i need help deciding what im going to coo…

I think what you were looking for was a butler with an attitude... Jack Bauer is good - he saves the world regularly, and important politica…

I do actually - its a classic, iconic name. Better than david, sean, ernst and dean certainly. I mean its no daniel, but it is good. on a si…

Xavier is pronounced zav-ee-er Bauer is pronounced Bow-er My original idea was Jay xavier so middle initial would be X

Sonny is a good replacement - i would give u a tenner to give him the middle name jim tho

heres one - 1 - Get some chicken breast, wrap it in bacon and put it in a glass dish 2 - get some tomatoe pesato and throw it on top - add s…

oh, no reason.... lol (see if anyone else gets it)

i am here to enrich your lives with my kabbalah teachings - remember, never get foreskins and pork confused. thats why im no longer allowed …

My favourite recipe back in england was as follows - Dice up some peppers, onion, mushrooms and gently fry them in olive oil on a low heat -…

you still dont get it do you

fucking quality it be. The peppers add a sweetnice to the spice, plus there are plenty cards that fill you up. Used to eat it all the time w…

I thought mine was the one on my welcome post. Its actually this "Bitch I said i wanted the green, blue, orange, purple, tartan, ceramic, bl…

Ironically, Lobos favourite video of 2007

dont act like you dont love it :bounce: i also love it

i could'nt tell you - there were only three sections with about 2 posts a piece in each when i joined, yet i still cant remember For everyon…

i am here to enrich your lives with my kabbalah teachings - remember, never get foreskins and pork confused. thats why im no longer allowed …

that, scarily, was true.

but jack bauer cant die - he dies, but then gets bored and decides to come back to life. Jack Bauer is god.

google images as well. I dont know how you do it mate, it was a nasty slog of gay porn and cock pics i have saved them for later

http://cars.er.usgs.gov/posters/Manatee/Manatee_Cytogenetics/cy_manatee1a.jpg the above penis looks like a manatee

And as a matter of fact i think i might like it here how wrong you were...

http://www.thetvaddict.com/blogpics/jacksback.jpg and to chuck http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b61/clairethepoet/JackBauer2.jpg

Ive got to fucking clean that up now

not really exciting or imaginative but fuck it, i was probably stoned So it was a weekday. Or a weekend. Or a bank holiday. Or a public holi…

Problems with that one - No toaster - You forget about the bread in the oven - Fire Brigade said after the 8th time they would prosecute for…

Were both skint. Living abroad. Have drink and drug problems (problem being we dont have enough). Were found dead gassed. Looks like a suici…

Scooby Academy 7 - masterbation in moscow

Rabbi just sent me a pic of his work! http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i273/Ernsst17/rabbifat.jpg looks like he enjoys it too.! that pic o…

looks like a gay suicide pact - they might even bury you both together as people would think 'thats what they both would have wanted' :cheer…

thankfully never happened and never will. im gonna be cremated mate. but you always did make me hot under the collar hahahahahahahaha not! n…

yulia, vera (a real life one for me - not that the others arent real) and vera 2 for deano lobo will be the only one who gets that...

i am pre op - but ajax sorts out all your transexual needs

i got a red X for A, so voted B

I need that on my phone for when im fucked. That would keep me entertained for hours

I remember there was a general and a jokes section I think that was it, and it had a pictre of me instead of logo I think it should return w…

I reckon thats do-able here - or a variation. I get paid tomorrow, so a trip to tesco beckons... May have to make a rice creation rather tha…

Im feeling a distinct lack of Bauer love here - Bauer should be reverred for flying a plane with a nuclear bomb into the desert and survivin…

lol, lemon sorbet? have i turned alreetas gay with this thread? no, i just made it obvious everyone was

Once we get the photo completed it should be easily viewed somewhere by completed I mean im replaced so my dignity is intact (please dont po…

Hes a negative nancy alright...

I live near romania, thus transilvania, so it could be a blessing in disguise... I could make a mint yoghurt just to fuck the taste buds up …

Ill look into it, and perhaps report back with pictures and stuff it will probably be spaghetti still...

Myself - I have literally eaten spaghetti with either cheese or jar vegetable sauce every single day of 2007. Im starting to get bored of it…

Have you tried online? Also, try smaller specified sports shops I like the way you said designer clothes though - its a mecca for charva clo…

May I suggest Prague - strippers for an 8th of the price, and its 2 minutes from my house

Maybe.... fly out and see if im waiting with handfuls of money at the arrivals gate

Im sure kappa do a lovely line in rugby shorts... can u not sell them to someone, then go elsewhere?

Fuck me, these russians are going in overdrive this weekend - another one! Its a short email as well, so i will reply cos she is fit, and as…

I am useful after all!

email sent - i just have the same first email i sent to all of them. I cant be arsed to be creative all the time... First attempt delivery f…

I want everyone to know I am happy, doing my happy dance, and spraying happy liquid everywhere that she chose the number 1 alreetas hunk as …

Its strange that i hav'nt heard back from Yulia after in one of my meassages I mentioned I had 'hardly any money and just managed to make it…

Tysons Greatest Knockouts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50hIk46kMNM

Rumour has it the geordies are coming to you in the summer Zanza! For the Amsterdam tournament - come on the toon!

If anyone remembers the guy (Sutcliffe) who was so outraged that MOTD2 ommited a dive by Thierry Henry, he started a massive campaign. Well,…

Hi there! Nice to meet you! I have just seen your profile & I'm interested!My name is Yulia. I would like to have correspondence with you. Y…

bugger and shite ........ "just when i thought I was out they pulled me back in" Greetings my dear!!! Where you again. I already for a long …

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/565/565755P2.jpg an email off vera - shes fucking clingy like... Hi, I miss you... what happened because you…

its like being back at northern rock!

ah bless do you like paying for girls to get lap dances if so you should come out more often!! I can dress as a girl if i get a free dance..…

Im in danger of that - not cos i work too hard, im just lazy...

buddum tish!

I would...

A - tough tho

fuck, there are some close ones this past week. 6-6 now

I voted B. I also called operation Ore round to lobos for posting underage pics

Anyone making any inroads on this. Im ashamed to say I dont even have an MSN. May have something to do with only sending 3 messages, im real…

Bumpity Bump Also, I had an idea - Video of the Day. Much like hottie of the day, 2 videos (no theme - could be funny, sport, music, anythin…

Plus all your fans in russia. Break a whole lot of hearts there...

why thank you. It came to me in the shower. Dont know why, but it did

lol. What if i shave them?

I had Moloko - Bring it Back before. Nice blast from the past

As the title says, by midnight tomorrow, I will have a new signature

Yep. Its 22.45 here, so in 25 hours, the last post will be my signature

So this forum is a handsome bunch with no charm. Who would have guessed...

my posts dont count towards the sig. But wouldnt that be too big to go in "thats what sarsar said"

Im gonna be shot down here, i can tell never seen it

everyone goes on about how great it is, and i would no doubt love it as much as labrynth, but its passed me by. Saying as I dont have the fa…

thats the current winner "You Cheeky Git" hope that wins

haha very funny dandan!! actually, that one

yup - at midnight tomorrow, whatever is here, replaces my signature for a week. Unless its by me, then its the one by someone else.

thing is, the closer it gets, the more your going to be fighting each other to merk me.... you will kill each other and ill be king!

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/BigDaveTheNinja/spank4mb3fg.gif

21 hours to go... http://heeen.de/smilies/93528524.gif

http://onemorelevel.com/games.php?game=392 fun game, similar to another i posted

Come on Zanza - this is your baby Huntelaar, assist Emanuelson http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4472/huntelaarlj4.gif Huntelaar http://img…

Depends what happens there - I imagine Man Utd is more likely, or Italy. Or newcastle i hope...

Double that mate - he has been talked about for 18m from what I heard. I could see him in an AC Milan shirt or a ManUSA one. Ill settle for …

http://www.ye-records.com/merked.jpg that thing that Rio did before the world cup - street for you been framed or something

to be honest, i agree that they will end up there, but im hoping we can sabotage the babel deal. Im sure if we offered 15m for babel you wou…

Your kissing a girl or a boy (not much of a challenge for girls really...) how do you make your move from the smooching to to, er, booching …

Booching = Playing Slip and Slide apparantly some people didnt know what it was. Fools.

My kisses are magical, girls usually just melt and then they are all mine. If that doesn't work I bite out their jugular.

just slip the tip and seeif its recipricated......then choke her it :geek: actually, i want that as my sig!

genius. Its on course to win (shame i cant lock the thread to cheat everyone)

jump on him Isnt that suprise sex....? Still, if someone does that to me, at least you know what theyre after. No beating round the bush!

Either jump on him, start stripping, or stick my hand inside his jeans. That would DEFINETLY work :drunken: what if he is wearing shorts??? …

im quitting the competition. If this is the standard of people I attract from England, im moving to Russia http://www.faceparty.com/bootieca…

woohoo score - shes a stunner :cheers: can my night get any worse?

not a respond back, a new message. I most definately did not send a message to her!

strawberry, i think im falling for you. or it could be the idea of waking up to sex. Im definately falling for something tho.

urgh... i would rather the deformed charva than that

lol.... are we fighting each other now? Cos this will make our trip have a lot more awqward silences

will there be any last minute sabotage attempts... 31 minutes to go

you know what they say about people with small feet...

http://alreetas.com/forum/col.gif

they can get closer to the oven and the kitchen sink ???? - not that I would say that of course ladies :pirate: you see ladies - lobo is a s…

Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs Apparantly shit indie travels

i was lobos butler for a while we had the same payment system

I believe we have a winner...... edit - Yes we do Zanza, Signature king of the week 15/3/07

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/BigDaveTheNinja/hannibal.gif http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w31/BigDaveTheNinja/kaminari.gif http…

Dude, its common knowledge that you will get it, but you have to stop asking for advances from "work"

im mouth as well. Geez.

...beat off to this http://i3.tinypic.com/4731y6t.jpg

i love that song so much - was in the top 25 on my ipod before i spackered it

Starz in their eyes whoever it is

Nostalgia describes a longing for the past, often idealized. The term was originally coined in 1688 by Johannes Hofer (1669-1752), a Swiss m…

R http://www.greatscott.com/hiero/images/hieros/mouth.gif A http://www.greatscott.com/hiero/images/hieros/vulture.gif B http://www.greatscot…

Anchorman is one of the greatest films ever, goes without saying really. So, whilst surfing round the internet on a porn break, I found the …

Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Nikki(53946) Nikki(53946): Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi Nik…

I think you just have to make a random attempt. Mine was only half accurate i think...

Right, im setting this up to replace the transfer gossip/injury/random/match preview and review newcastle pages, so basically, anything Newc…

Emre cleared of FA racism charge Newcastle's Emre has been cleared of a Football Association charge of using racially aggravated, abusive a…

Newcastle approach West Ham for Ferdinand tribalfooball.com - March 19, 2007 Newcastle United have registered their interest with West Ham f…

Anton Ferdinand + Party Boy Image + Big Market/Quayside + Dyer and Bramble= Crashed cars & Rape Allegations modified for accuracey

Firstly, there was another alreetas Ho above which hit me up as well... Ive just been through the entire thread to calculate everything (it …

When I fucked my leg I waited from midnight til 6am. Was in surgery by 11am. Fucking retards only gave me 2 aspirin despite the fact it was …

p.s. what u done mate?

Some sobering facts to contemplate: This was our 10th away defeat in the Premiership - our worst ever number of losses is 11 (last season). …

Ill go dont know - im still a virgin, so cant really comment...

Black olive, Basil and Anchovy Pesto 1 Basil Plant 1 can of black olives (without the stones) 3-4 cloves of garlic Fresh parmesan cheese bla…

B on a whim for me

Does anyone here actually have a Kojak? Im presuming that is the term, without going onto wikipedia...

Is this true - have they released a new banknote? and is this it? http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/business_enl_1162225010…

Well here it is - remember kids, piracy is a crime and it funds terrorism Part 1 http://free-tv.50webs.org/flvplayer.swf?url=http://ll-previ…

Well, Rabbi review time... If you want to see the film ASAP, the links are excellent quality. Dont know where it was ripped from, but its de…

Here is some of the Newcastle kit - theyre going to tease us with it http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3808/04ds0.jpg German outfit Hertha …

Newcastle, Spurs tracking West Brom's fit-again Davies tribalfooball.com - March 19, 2007 Premiership interest is again reigniting in West …

U give customers change in 20 quid notes? I wouldnt be welcome where you work...

So whats your favourite practical jokes that you have had done to you/done to others I used to do some at Northern Rock - checking the lines…

Here is my porno debut. Please dont be too critical. I disguised myself quite well I think my porn debut

broken? sprained? Ive told you about sitting on your hand so it feels like someone else is wanking you off i prefer to sit on my nob - it fe…

Strap it up and walk round looking hard. Its all I seem to do these days. Always my wanking hand as well - gives me carpet burns

I think I have neglected scooby in the practical joke area lately (not the sexy time one - he gets his portion) I think ill get him soon wit…

No problem - I really enjoyed it. Will go to the cinema to watch it as well I thinks

if thats a chore, what the fuck is the vacuuming? I dont do either, im just lazy...

Searching STDs... Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Ring: ... Status: Guide not…

STD Symptoms for Men With men, too, it's not easy to describe STD symptoms because they can be confused with other conditions and diseases. …

gonoreah - for gay men I assume. If not, thats a nasty scary STD that climbs into the depths of hell

Come on everyone, lets share our sexploits. Ill get the ball rolling (as it were) 1. Nearly snapped my cock off. Met a girl off the Internet…

I have lots more (quite worrying really) 4. Was pulling a girl I worked with at Sea when I was 17 or so, and the stock was kept in a lock up…

Look at her smirk!!! virgin comes quickly

I did - and sadly im proud (even suprise sex isnt that brutal)

I apologise if it was me - I like alreetas a lot it seems... but scooby uses the same computers, so ill blame him.

yes - lets jihad scooby!

correct me if im wrong, does this not mean alreetas has as many hits as NUFC.co.uk gets? You should be greatful for being so popular...

I like how Lobo pushes the blame onto me for things Deano and Local Hero push the blame onto each other I blame scooby Its the worlds karma …

He could blame the lurkers. They wouldnt need to blame anyone else as they have no voice

No Newcastle deal for Gooch tribalfooball.com - March 22, 2007 Newcastle United aren't expected to sign on-loan Standard Liege defender Ogu…

The last taboo.... A severely disabled man masterbating in his wheelchair

someone has more time on their hands than me...

You seen this one Rabbi ??? No, but it sounds like a biography of my life - ill have a look for it, cos if i remember rightly, its by pretty…

deano = http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-07/pirate-squirrel.jpg

The only brit I think Ive say make it to the big grand Prix events was a guy called Pele Reid. His biggest opponent was Ray Sefo (he hurt h…

I thought he may have did the other circuits as well as MMA - shows how much attention i paid to him

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000BGH29K.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg Im currently watching this at work, which is proving difficult as its a concert…

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/2494/1174696552081tt3.jpg

:cheers: :cheers: 16!!!!!!! see you guys in hell :cheers: :cheers:

the link is up there to watch it - its fucking filth like

He might mention Steve "Vinny" Wraith in it - hes one of my mates from working the doors and clubs in Newcastle. He is a top bloke like.

The reason its half a stadium is the building work that would have to go into making it a full stadium. They need to buy out St James metro …

scooby again obviously. or the virus creaters. But most definately not the ol rabbi

Well, as the title suggests, I recently made my film debut. In true Rabbi fashion however, it was in porn. Here is basically how it went dow…

I did it for alreetas. Scooby had the chance but didnt want to. I say PUFF!!!!

well, according to a mate, he said he would be ashamed - he hasnt said it to me tho. I have no shame at the best of times, and definately no…

lol - i was tempted to spray the address behind the fucking instead, i just put my name down as hannibal dolomite in tribute to alreetas

fuckety fuck fuckeroo Hey again my dear!!!!! My darling I am so sorry for my delay. Oh I forgot to tell you this is again your Yulechka. I a…

when is it good friday? and i didnt even know you werent meant to... ah well, im going to hell anyway

sorry - already had a meat sandwich. I wont eat any more tho (as i have no money for food til monday... its my own lent - well, a 3 day vers…

Thapie - please dont take away that excuse, im not ready to face up to my own responsibilities... Lobo - dont feel bad, its cos im in there …

I gotta buy it myself, however i will get screen dumps of me and plaster them everywhere. I wonder if i will have a profile on IMDB....

and there are 20 teams in the english premier league

no idea - i need to speak to the guy, find out what the shizzle is... i dont think many franky vaughnans require extras to be honest

fuck me - u have ate more meat today than i have in the past month... i wanna come for tea :king:

well having a pred sized penis would help... but i think its a case of getting to know the directors, then badgering him for more scenes... …

my orgasm feels kinda like spaghetti when its cooked - hot, wet, full of dread and realisation im going to go from being hard to floppy in s…

i dont need recuperation times - im good to go again straight away (well, tab break) but i just dont get the chance to prove my brag oh, and…

Welcome to the site mate, no rules post what you want. your forgetting the first rule - blame other people for something second rule - never…

haha, its always me!!! but in all seriousness, i used to have a first and second choice toilet, or as i like to think of it, work station it…

dude - she would have flashbacks if you dont get the rohypnol quantities right

ive just wanked to that. Very good

well other than being a fully feldged rabbi and my surname being grice It actually comes from the bar I had in my house in England - I named…

I think we will end up keeping him - ill be happy with that as well. Hope we get sidwell in, but not as a replacement for emre. I would only…

i fully intend on being an alreetas whore very soon by that exact method

yeah - mine. Im also quite fond of the link in ask the rabbi with the mobile porn downloaded. Celeb wise are all shit - apparantly they dont…

fuck. my thoughts go out

emre or duff? either way its bad... specially if we lose the zog

I disagree - I dont want a transitional season next year, and thats what it will be. We have the crux of a good team, and the players roeder…

Because no one expected us to get a result, least of all chelsea and underestimated us, and frankly didnt play well. portsmouth however had …

The Atlanta-Journal Constitution, while updating their coverage of the Benoit family tragedy, reported that Nancy Benoit filed for divorce a…

sorry deano The press confrence announced that the body of his wife was killed on friday, she was tied up at the ankles and feet, strangled …

NoDQ.com > WWE > A possible reason for Benoit killing his family Posted by Aaron Rift on 06/26/2007 at 01:14 PM PWTorch.com has learned that…

All mention of Benoit has been removed from the WWE website other than the news of the death. Profile, merchandise, and matches on DVD have …

So in a drunken/steroid induced rage, he killed Nancy on Friday evening after argument - maybe twatted her one, then panicked and finished i…

Im home :oD Still sad though - quickest heel turn in history. So Benoit wins the last man standing triple threat match ill stop now (at leas…

I watched it and was impressed. I disagree with the being cut comment - i think he is bigger now than he was in WWE, but its swings and roun…

She was obviously quite good to escape the crossface so often he had to tie her up

for the love of god, why didnt they just tap out????

where is the option for the rabbi??? Come on guys, you know it makes sense

deano, if your not gonna do it, can I??

Apparantly the bleeding on his wifes head was off shards of wood after being powerbombed through the spanish announce table

Rumour has it that we are signing eidur gudjohnsson as well - be happy with that!!!

15 is legal here, so its all good bj

15 here mate, for both gay and straight sex (so ideal for both scooby and me)

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n44/del77_2000/1182827908448wq6.jpg

This is what we have all been waiting for. Sorry guys and gals, its not pretty reading but basically confirms everything Chris became extrem…

Look at the online bookie sites - they match whatever your original stake is up to a limit I propose that I will double whatever minutes of …

ill get one please - i would also like to have increased arousals and reach orgasm quicker

ive been saying ban the lurkers for months now and get rid of that scooby snax and rabbis. we dont want them sorts of foreigners on here

Apparantly on the wrestling observer thing last week it revealed Benoit set the weights bench at 240lbs, slightly more than his weight, so h…

yo go to this website at www.insangel.co.uk and register there. Basically what happens is a guy called phil runs loads of nights all over an…

some tips hot off the press. in fact, they havent been reported yet, but trust the rabbi Say bye bye to obi, he is off to arsenal, will be a…

pred, your my unkie wunkie woo and i love ya congrats on the new bairn after something that size tho, keep a bucket of sand next to the bed …

all over. i know some people who went to the training camp, a friend of a friend saw martins at highbury at 7ish today, heinze is going to s…

no time like the present sarsar im a sexaholic and scooby is a gay

http://home.swbell.net/halpayne/book/44ways.jpg my guess is go on holiday, play hide and seek, become 2007 champion, turn up 3 months later,…

i see the random prediction came true. fucking beye being ambitious ruining it tho...

mmmmmmmmm coke for me as well for a drink tho, im into green ice tea or fanta malina (raspberry)

urgh i in no way did not not have a wank to that. definately.

well, the trailer had been released........ http://www.private.com/blogs/moirecandy/2007/05/31/little-red-the-sneak-peek/#comments spot the …

yeah that was me!!! i have a bigger role in the film (well, not as big as the main stars. but still....)

acording to .com, freddie shephards house was raided and he was arrested. safe to say he will be fired by wor mike!!!

me, susie diamond and er, me

http://www.private.com/blogs/moirecandy/2007/07/19/pix-from-the-sexual-adventures-of-red/#more-42

his jehovas witness pamphlet and proceeded to lecture her on the benefits for 80 minutes, thus putting mary into a coma. then.....

Baptistas best position is a link up between the front 2 and the midfield. Also where Dyer plays. I think Sam has spoken to Dyer (hence the …

ive never read the book, or seen the films. Just doesnt appeal to me

welcome oh and davy, that sig made me come

Im possibly in another one next friday!!! wooooo!!!!

Its actually a canadian, a czech, an englishman and an american. sounds like the start of a bad joke! No idea what the role is, and frankly …