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Status: Connected to guide: nedrab
nedrab: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi nedrab
nedrab: Hello!! How are you?
You: im looking for drinking games i can do on a pub crawl
You: im brill thanks
You: how are you§
You: happy new year btw
nedrab: okay let me see what I can find for you okay?
You: oh, your an angel
You: anything that will get people drunk with the least effort on my part
You: ideally team games
nedrab: Beer Ball, you know how to play that?
You: is that where you throw a ping pong ball into plastic cups?
nedrab: No!! Baseball with a keg!!
nedrab: Or quarters!
You: that would be a big bat and im not sure i could throw a whole keg
You: i need kinda 18-30s stuff
nedrab: We have never been able to finish more than 3 innings
nedrab: Do you know how to play quarters?
You: preferably with clothes on cos prague is cold
nedrab: Got a shot glass?
You: cant say i do...
You: oh, and bounce it in
You: i saw a good video of that once
You: that guy had too much time on his hands
nedrab: Set the shot glass in the middle of the table and bounce the quarter in
You: could give free shots to whoever gets it in
nedrab: if you don't make it in the glass you drink the shot!!
You: and whoever misses loses their money
You: that could work
nedrab: If you do make it in the glass, you pick who takes the shot!!
You: its like the dice game i know. if you get a double someone of your choosing has to drink for the number
nedrab: No money involved in that game
You: find out who your friends are there...
nedrab: Oh yeah!!
You: do you know any sites that arent books?
nedrab: There are no games that I could find on the suect
You: ah, cos that is about alcoholics
You: im not ready to admit that yet...
nedrab: Its all good
You: tho its a distinct possibility i am
You: well, i dont get the dts every day now
nedrab: Well thats good! Im not much of drinker so I can't help you there
nedrab: you can play any game with liquor tho
You: as long as your drug free then its all good
nedrab: Use yuor imagination
nedrab: I am thanks
You: on the drugs or the games?
You: oh, the games
You: sorry
nedrab: games with liqupr
You: my bad
nedrab: can't spell for crap either
You: lol, its ok. I dont judge
nedrab: dice would be another good one
You: i want to do it in a bar location
You: dont want to get thrown out for gambling
You: again
nedrab: Hey gambling is legal where i live!! LOL
You: did u know its illegal to play poker in bars here
You: its legal in casinos but not bars
nedrab: really! im sorry
You: and i dont think u can play pitch and toss
You: where u throw coins at a wall and the closest keeps them
nedrab: we can play here just have to use chips not money
You: ah, and the chips have a value but u keep it a big secret
nedrab: No, everyone buys in for a certain amount
You: i worked in a casino where a guy lost E500000. he was stupid
You: didnt tip either
nedrab: at the end you divy up the money
You: or run off if you dont like them
nedrab: We play poker with pennies at my house
nedrab: I live in Reno, gambling is legal here
nedrab: 24/7
You: everything is legal in reno according to the films!
nedrab: so is drinking 24/7 they serve free liquor as long as yuo gamble
nedrab: Oh yeah!!
You: probably marry a horse with an elvis vicar
You: it makes sense. U get drunk and forget what your doing
nedrab: More than likely, this is a redneck town
nedrab: No i get drunk and win more money!!!!
You: lol, your one of the lucky ones
nedrab: LOL I gotta go have a good eve nice chatting with you!!
You: isnt that where the band the killers are from?
You: oh, ok
You: sams town or something
nedrab: Yah one lucky b i tch
nedrab: Don't know
nedrab: Cya!!
nedrab: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Status: Connected to guide: IgorK
IgorK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi igor
IgorK: hello
You: im looking for drinking games to do in bars
IgorK: ok
You: sorry, my manners. How are you?
IgorK: I am great. How about yourself?
You: If possible a website rather than a book
IgorK: sure thing
You: im tired. Been at work 12 hours
IgorK: thats a lot
You: i know. But its important surveillance
You: but boring
You: hence planning tonight
You: ive been looking for that site for 2 years - the cocktail section is amazing
IgorK: How are these?
You: i like sex on the beach
You: they are really good
IgorK: great
IgorK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: u know any games yourself?
IgorK: just beer pong
IgorK: I don't play many drinking games
You: whats that?
IgorK: I just drink lol
You: its more for my guests
You: need to get them drunk
You: not in a bad way tho - suprise sex is illegal here
IgorK: you put beer in cups than put them on opposite ends of a ping pong table and if you throw a ping pong ball into the other teams cup the other team has to drink
You: u could do it with money i suppose
IgorK: I guess so
You: that then pays for the drinks as well
IgorK: true
You: or i keep
You: whichever works for me!
IgorK: :)
IgorK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: thats brilliant igork
IgorK: Have fun and drive carefully!
IgorK: Thanks for using Cha Cha!
You: i dont drive
IgorK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Status: Connected to guide: SoniaC
SoniaC: Welcome to ChaCha!
SoniaC: hello
You: hi there!
SoniaC: please clarify your search for me.
You: im looking for a website that tells you how to do autosuggestion
You: its like hypnosis, but not real hypnosis
SoniaC: ok...one moment please.
You: i want to my mates to buy my drinks you see
You: or maybe just give me money
You: and my chat up lines never work
You: i wouldnt misuse it tho
You: only for the good of the world
You: or to get me money
SoniaC: still searching...
You: thanks
SoniaC: Are these results sufficient?
You: thats great thanks
SoniaC: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: its like im good at it already
You: thats tip top thanks
SoniaC: That's good...thank you for using ChaCha search.
SoniaC: Have a nice evening!
You: cheers ta
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Status: Connected to guide: JeffreyS
JeffreyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi there
You: I need information on how to relocate a disclocated shoulder yourself
You: Were snowed in at the moment
JeffreyS: Sure. Just a minute.
You: I told my friend he was too fat to do a handstand!
You: Does it have information on whether its back in you need to go to hospitál?
You: Should I ask for the money from the bet now or later. I think later cos he is on the verge of tears
JeffreyS: That's a call you'll have to make.
You: Oh, and do you have a weather forecast for Oslo for the next 2 days. He is being a real girl about this
You: I stubbed my toe yesterday and didnt moan this much
You: it really hurts when u stub your toe first thing in the morning
JeffreyS: You would have to start a second search for the weather. Otherwise ChaCha will think any results I find are related to the dislocated shoulder question.
JeffreyS: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: yeah, the second one seems like itll be useful
JeffreyS: Are these results sufficient?
You: yeah, im the lucky one who gets to put it back
You: ill try for the weather in a bit. its still snowing now anyway
You: at least ill win at snowball fighting!
JeffreyS: When my boy scout troop went to the Boundary Waters one of the scouts dislocated his knee, and they had to pop it back in so he could keep hiking.
You: Thats what im going to have to do and the longer its out the worse it is for the tendons and ligaments
JeffreyS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: just wish me luck thanks!
JeffreyS: Good luck!
You: cheers!
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rabbi grice wrote:haha, who knows....

I got thrown off for asking for a picture of incontinence thongs for deano. I didnt read the terms tho, it was too long. Ill go on and ask them for a summary

Deano wrote:

rabbi grice wrote:haha, who knows....

I got thrown off for asking for a picture of incontinence thongs for deano. I didnt read the terms tho, it was too long. Ill go on and ask them for a summary

Once again an innocent like me is dragged into this all

Good Evening

I hope you are well. I am thanks.

I have a few questions I hope you can help me with. If I own a CD, can I download the same tracks that are on it from a P2P site to my PC. Surely its just like uploading it myself? I wouldnt let anyone else have them as I am musical myself. I learned the penny whistle at school and can play the opening bars to Wonderwall by Oasis on the guitar. Not good enough for a world tour but one of my new years resolutions is to get better!

Also, what about the Russian site that sells cheap songs. Is it legal because it says it is - even though its dollars only. Is that only for Russian people and Americans - what if i got an american express card? Also, isnt it discrimination if were not allowed?

Im only asking as I dont want to have my computer taken away and sent to prison (me, not my computer - its tougher than me and would probably shank a fax machine!)

Thanks in advance!
Daniel

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Status: Connected to guide: EugeneN
EugeneN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there
EugeneN: Hello
EugeneN: What information can I get for you?
You: im looking for some jokes about magnus magnuson please
EugeneN: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: ah cheers
You: he only just died so there might not be many yet
EugeneN: who was he and what did he do?
You: he presented mastermind
You: a tv programme
EugeneN: ok
You: sorry, i misspelt his name
You: Magnus Magnusson
EugeneN: I know but I found it
EugeneN: thanks
You: these crazy spellings!
EugeneN: You're right Iam finding no jokes.
EugeneN: Sorry.
You: oh
EugeneN: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: maybe people left him alone cos he was nice
You: no, thats all thanks
EugeneN: Maybe
EugeneN: Ok thank you.
EugeneN: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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Status: Connected to guide: ChristopherJ
ChristopherJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi chris
You: im looking on how to flaming
ChristopherJ: Hello, how are you today?
You: im splendid thanks
You: u?
You: its that thing that flair barman do when blowing flames
ChristopherJ: I am fine, can you please word your question in english.
You: i am english :/
ChristopherJ: You sure fooled me
You: yeah, long day!
ChristopherJ: by the way how to shot web was much more original, at least think of your own material man.
You: eh?
ChristopherJ: Eh is right
You: U know when bar staff blow flames from the top of bottles
You: using liquor
You: i need instructions on how to do that
ChristopherJ: give me a few minutes to find that information for you.
You: thats why i came here - i kept getting the wrong sites. Im not sure of the exact terminology for "blowing liquor through fire on a bar"
You: knowing my luck ill burn myself on the first go
ChristopherJ: As I am unable to verify your age I cannot provide you with information on the suect of alchohal.
You: i got drinking games yesterday
You: and i wont be drinking - just blowing. dont wanna look like simon weston
ChristopherJ: I am not able to provide this information.
You: ive worked in a bar 7 years tho
You: i can flair
You: just not flame
You: im not breaking the law am i?
ChristopherJ: If you would like to verify your age, please fax a copy of your driver's license, along with the last four digits of your social security number to ChaCha
You: what about my passport?
You: or a note from my mam
ChristopherJ: It must have be a recognized form of identification int he USA with your name, and date of birth on it.
You: i have a picture when i went to disney land when i was 11. my clothes have dated 15 years since then
You: what if im not american?
ChristopherJ: Then ChaCha hates you
You: thats brilliant
You: i actually laughed out loud then
ChristopherJ: ;)
You: i wanna rate u brilliant for that
You: i used to work in a call centre and would have loved to say that
You: instead i asked for acuntnumbers
You: they never guessed
ChristopherJ: Yeah sometimes you have to mess with people back a little lol
You: lol, ill try the search myself again - was a genuine request tho
ChristopherJ: Anyway back to work see you later!
ChristopherJ: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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rabbi grice wrote:I sent this email to the BNP enquiries@bnp.org.uk to see if they could help

Good Evening

I hope you are well. I am thanks.

I have a few questions I hope you can help me with. If I own a CD, can I download the same tracks that are on it from a P2P site to my PC. Surely its just like uploading it myself? I wouldnt let anyone else have them as I am musical myself. I learned the penny whistle at school and can play the opening bars to Wonderwall by Oasis on the guitar. Not good enough for a world tour but one of my new years resolutions is to get better!

Also, what about the Russian site that sells cheap songs. Is it legal because it says it is - even though its dollars only. Is that only for Russian people and Americans - what if i got an american express card? Also, isnt it discrimination if were not allowed?

Im only asking as I dont want to have my computer taken away and sent to prison (me, not my computer - its tougher than me and would probably shank a fax machine!)

Thanks in advance!
Daniel

To: will.weisser@us.penguingroup.com
From: Danielgrice1983@hotmail.com
Suect: Book Idea
Body:

Hi there! I hope you are well. I am super today

I am writing to you in the hope we can work together on my book "pedobear in the overgrown jungle". The basic synopsis is my an eternal child bear who falls out of a plane and lands in an overgrown jungle. It deals with the rejection he receives from the other animals who don't approve of him and his peculiar traditions. Obviously it has a happy ending, and in many ways reflects society in rejecting people who are different - both physically and mentally. I hope this book will promote understanding of differences to everyone who reads it.

In time I see this becoming as successful as Harry Potter!

I have included a small portion to whet your appetite, any feedback would be gratefully accepted.

"After landing at the bottom of the overgrown canyon, pedobear was disorientated. This was an otherworldly area in which he has never encountered - a far throw from the barren land he has become accustomed to. The bumpy landing had caused swelling to his head, and he was feeling groggy "Where on earth am i? this isnt Uncle Deans house!" he exclaimed. With a shake of his head, he decided to head north beyond the canyon and up the hill to the mountains in the distance. "If I can make it up there, I will surely get an idea of where I am" he exclaimed to nobody in particular. As he started his trek, he could feel night setting in. It was getting cold, and the conditions were damp. The little bear felt hundreds of unseen eyes on him as he slowly made his way in what he hoped was the correct direction. Unbeknownst to our intrepid hero, he was walking into a trap...."

As you can see, this story has elements of Lord of the Rings, Jungle Book but has a moral to it, a modern day fable if you will. Let me know if your interested!

Daniel

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Status: Connected to guide: Lisa D
You: hi
Lisa D: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: thx
You: I need some information about Honduras Flame dogs
You: cant seem to find anything though
Lisa D: please wait while I see if I can find some, ok
You: cheers!
You: theyre supposed to be red. the reason why they call them flame.
You: Its also a rumour they shoot fire with their mouth
Lisa D: interesting - never heard of them
You: not 100% sure if thats true
You: weird
You: but me neither.. its a very specific type.
You: Just some days ago. I need to do a schoolproject
Lisa D: did you choose this topic
You: no.. got assigned to it
You: I dont even like dogs
You: hm.. I will inform if its really Honduras.. They might be living in several areas in the world
Lisa D: hmmm
You: Mexico. Pakistan... Probably Wales too
Lisa D: ya know I'm not finding anything
You: damnit
Lisa D: do you think they have another name
You: hm.. Honduras.. Holland.. Hongary.. Im quite confused
You: Ho...
Lisa D: but flame dogs
You: could be hotdogs aswel
Lisa D: tell me what you were assigned
Lisa D: did your teacher give you any other information
You: History , Honduras Hot / Flame dogs?? some thing like that
Lisa D: so history of
You: them dogs
You: Dont know if theyre still living
Lisa D: ok give me a moment
You: about how long? I must catch television show...
Lisa D: a second or so
You: ok
Lisa D: does mayan sound familiar
You: mayan.. mayo... mayonaiis or something? Flamedog mayonaise? Hot dog mayonaise?
Lisa D: lol
You: ohh god i have to catch that show... its an awesome thing youre doing
You: i will try to inform more at the teacher
Lisa D: well search again when your done
Lisa D: bye for now
You: yea cool! but can i choose my guide?
You: I like Lisa
Lisa D: not sure you can try
You: haha
You: ok cheers! thx alot bye by
Lisa D: bye
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rabbi grice wrote:you get a girl fall in love with you when ur searching for a fucked up sausage dog, and i get told chacha hates me.... im bitter and upset at that!

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Status: Connected to guide: AshleyL
AshleyL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi ash!
AshleyL: Hello, how can I help you?
You: im looking for any information on pedo bear or pictures
You: im doing a report on internet phenomenon
You: s
AshleyL: one moment please
You: and he is a big one at the moment
You: he is more naughty than yogi!
You: but doesnt take hampera
You: hampers
You: more raids pampers
You: i wonder if you can get a fancy dress costume of him
AshleyL: Are these results sufficient?
You: thats brill
You: pedo bear loves you!
AshleyL: thanks \
AshleyL: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: thats all thanks!
AshleyL: Your very welcome and thanks for your patience!
AshleyL: Have a great night!
You: np!
AshleyL: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: u2
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Status: Connected to guide: CristiV
CristiV: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey cristi
You: howz tricks?
CristiV: Hi
CristiV: very good
You: im looking for some eldern Indian tradition gags
CristiV: ok
You: i want to make my friend laugh
You: he has weird humour
You: or a joke involving smurfs
You: a blue joke (tee hee)
You: u there? im lonely
You: ties noose....
You: writes not
You: e
You: says goodbye to cruel cruel earth
You: grabs teletubby teddy
CristiV: Are these results sufficient?
You: kicks chair
You: yeah, they should work well!
You: he will be wetting himself!
You: he suffers incontinence

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Status: Connected to guide: DustinG
DustinG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey dustin
DustinG: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: how are you
DustinG: I'm good.
DustinG: You?
You: im looking for International suppliers of lobster guns
You: yea im great
DustinG: Please hold while I search.
You: ok
DustinG: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: you are? thats mint
DustinG: Well, trying to at least.
DustinG: This is the only thing I could find that wasnt some nonsense posted on a WoW board.
You: ok
You: Wow board? hmm. you mean Wow like.. Wooow because i heard the suppliers are pretty impressive
DustinG: No WoW board like World of Warcraft board.
You: world of warcraft? sounds like weapon stuff to me?
DustinG: If only :(
You: its not?
DustinG: nah, its a boring game for people to waste time on by hitting the 1 and 2 keys over and over or something
You: ohh thats sad
You: I rather pull my rifle trigger
DustinG: Indeed.
You: and shoot some wild
You: your into hunting aswel? that is awesome
DustinG: yeah sometimes, mostly birds though
You: nice. I like shooting birds aswel.
DustinG: Well 10 minutes are up, I gotta get going
DustinG: Have a good day.
You: oh m8
You: cheers anyway
You: bye

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DanyelB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: thanks
DanyelB: Hi!
DanyelB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: well.. me and my wife are ready for the big thing.. we want kids
DanyelB: Okay
You: how can i fix it
DanyelB: Fix what?
You: well.. popping a baby out
DanyelB: You don't want her to have a baby?
You: I do!
You: but Im not sure how to make it happen
DanyelB: You don't know how to produce a baby?
You: well.. no
You: sorry.. i feel embarresed.. maybe i should go
DanyelB: I sent you a link
DanyelB: check it out
You: 18 ways
You: ? that many
DanyelB: Yes
You: wow
You: whats the best
You: one
You: what would you prefer
DanyelB: That would depend on you
DanyelB: Are these results sufficient?
You: im looking for more personal things
DanyelB: Like what?
You: what would be your idea
DanyelB: I'm not allowed to talk about my personal preferences
You: why not
DanyelB: Its against guidelines
DanyelB: is there anything else I can find for you ?
You: yes.. a lady
You: who i can practice on
DanyelB: I thought you had a wife?
DanyelB: Have a great night!
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BarbaraB: Welcome to ChaCha!
BarbaraB: Hello! How may I help you regarding electricity fix?
You: Hello
You: well. were having storm here in Europe
You: electricty broke down
You: i would like to fix it
You: its a big mess
BarbaraB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: should i tell my son to stop trying to repair the electricity with his scissor?
BarbaraB: Yes, that would be a good idea...
BarbaraB: if you want to keep him around for awhile....
BarbaraB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: hm.
You: The cables outside
You: theyre snapped
BarbaraB: Hmmm
You: Do you think theres a troubleshoot for that part?
BarbaraB: do you
You: I got the ladders
BarbaraB: have a ladder
BarbaraB: good
BarbaraB: just climb up
BarbaraB: and tie them together
BarbaraB: that will work..
You: Oh GOD I love you
BarbaraB: Be carefule
BarbaraB: don't fall!!
You: haha Im gona rate your perfect
BarbaraB: bye
You: btw
BarbaraB: :)
BarbaraB: what?
You: every1 else asked how come i was on computer when theres no electricity
You: you did not..
BarbaraB: ahhhh
BarbaraB: batteries.
BarbaraB: :)
BarbaraB: or fire power!!!
You: not really.. son cycling on gigantic dynamo!
BarbaraB: LOL
BarbaraB: too funny
BarbaraB: bye, bye
You: your great. thx
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christineh: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: sorry
You: im looking for legal explosives
You: for a building project
christineh: For what please..like what kind.
You: for structures
christineh: Ok
You: houses.. schools
christineh: You want to have explosive to blow up an home.
You: demolish buildings
You: legally ofcourse
christineh: ok
christineh: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: thats great
You: LDE site looks good. mayb i can get in contact with them
christineh: Are these results sufficient?
You: just wondering if LDE can really blow up schools
You: yes
You: theyre Explosive
christineh: An empty school right?
You: haha. you think i actually would blow up a school with kids in them
You: that would be sick
christineh: No
You: ok
christineh: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: car bombs
christineh: We have to do one search at a time to keep the system data working correct.
christineh: You will need to do your search with a new guide please.
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rabbi grice wrote:I think we both know you now need to prank that email...

drognan wrote:lets think of some topics these guys can try to answer,

stuff like dislocated shoulders were a good idea

i suggest we try the following topics, topics that have some immoral background to it:-
How to make thermite at home
whats the safest way to mix glycerol with nitric acid (nitro glycerine)
Why is belly button fluff always blue?

Come on we can think of something ridiculous to ask them

Lee1976 wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint

Deano wrote:http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html

WTF

To: karl@pmgt.co.uk
From: danielgrice1983@hotmail.com
Suect: FAO ANNEKA RICE

Hi Karl

Sorry to write to you, but I need a favour. I have a brilliant idea for the new series of Challenge Anneka, and was hoping you could pass this on. Its a giant task, and not many people in the world can solve it, but my nostalgia and poor memory suggest that Anneka potentially could, and it would attract millions of viewers.

Its a 3 part problem - all revolving around Newcastle United.

1. Remove Freddy Shephard (Probably need to speak to a few crane companies, and need a big truck to remove him. You could speak to Greggs Bakery for a pile of pies, but they would be better going to hungry kids)

2. Sort out Newcastles defence (No one in recent memory has, and everyone seems to think Bramble can be turned into a good defender. Probably need to speak to a local hitman, but there will be no shortage of Newcastle fans willing to help)

3. Win a trophy (a real one - were deluded in thinking the intertoto is a trophy, but if were honest its not. No idea how you will do this one - possibly by sorting no.2 and keeping players fit - maybe a voodoo doctor tho I dont think there is many in the North East)

I think this would be a good series finale, and with the saga could probably make a 6 hour telethon style event out of it. I hope you can empathise with our plight (unless your a Spurs fan - then youll just laugh at this)

Cheers,

Daniel

Dear Mr Grice

Thank you for your e-mail of 15 February regarding 'Match of the Day 2' onBBC TWO. I apologise for the subsequent delay in our reply. We know ourcorrespondents appreciate a quick response, and it is a matter of regret tous that you have had to wait for so long on this occasion.

We have passed your concerns on to the programme and the following is aresponse form Andrew Clement, Editor of Football for BBC TV Sport:

"Thank you for contacting the BBC regarding Match of the Day 2's coverageof Arsenal v Wigan on Sunday, 11th February.

You are quite right to complain about Henry's dive not making the edit ofthe above match.

Sadly, we are only allowed to show 10 minutes of match action on a Sunday and with all the controversy surrounding the penalty incident involving Emile Heskey, Adebayor's disallowed goal, Arsenal's equaliser beingmarginally offside and Henry's clash with Kirkland, the dive from the firsthalf was overlooked.

It had nothing to do with being biased.

I felt the dive was ludicrous and couldn't believe that Henry expected towin a penalty.

My priority was to tell the story of the game and to include the keyincidents that reflected the result. If the match had been less full ofincident we might have discussed Henry's antics. In the end Lee Dixoncriticised him for his aggressive behaviour towards Kirkland afterArsenal's equaliser.

This was not entirely satisfactory, but I think you will agree that it MrDowd's decisions that made Monday's headlines and not Henry's dive.

Yours sincerely

Andrew Clement Editor, Football BBC TV Sport"

Thank you again for contacting the BBC.

Regards

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