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Ive went for UK I love the "English Rose" figure - curvy, not fat but not a skinny waif women like Rachel Weiz, Kate Winslot, Martine McCutc…

shit - thats a hard one. Depends what kind of mood im in top faves are "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynrd Skynrd "Paradise City" by Guns N Roses …

Damn Right it was...........snarf snarf http://www.cheezey.com/thundercats/donthotlinktomejackass.jpg

What accent aggarvates you the most ???

What do you usually look at on a lady when you look at her (and dont anybody say face/ personality lol) It usually seems to fall in the Ass,…

I guess the most logical choice for the best songwriters would be Lennon/McCartney Im not a Bob Dylan fan but I do respect him and think he …

LOl they'll be saying who is that Predator guy that posts all those jokes !!! and why do they hate the French so much :D

I think Id buy a plot of land and have a house built out to my own specifications maybe I would see friends and family alright also - To hav…

^^^ - Predator...you lie - You would become an alcoholic international playboy with a penchant for scandanavian lap dancers :D :D :D

Good question my friend First ones that come to a lot of peoples minds are either the Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton or Jimmy Page For myself my…

^^^ - yeah - Extreme did "Get The Funk Out" aswell

being a former Drummer just wondered who you all ranked as being a great drummer ??? For me i love listining to the likes of John Bonham (Le…

people kind of look down a bit on Phil Collins these days but the fact remains that he was and still is a great drummer

anybody here a cricket fan ??? Dont know much about cricket myself but its good to see England doing good so far in the Ashes against Austra…

who are your favourite Super Heros ??? When I was little I was always a big Marvel Comics fan (never liked DC comics that much) My favourite…

we've already mentioned Guitarists and Drummers - How about bass players My faves are Sting, Flea (Red Hot Chilli Peppers), Duff McKagen (Ve…

Hello to One and all - straight to it Hottie A is celebrity Glamour puss Caprice http://koolcelebrities.com/models/caprice_bourret/enlarge/1…

for me Im going with Hottie B - granted Caprice is a stunner but if we are going with the picture I think her face looks a little too air br…

Half way through the week - here are our Midweek Hotties Here Is Hottie A http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1687/jolenadresser0150ns.jpg Hott…

Hottie A has a great ass - I just wish there was another picture of Kate's (Hottie B) ass Nevertheless, Hottie B is sweet, sweet, sweet - Ka…

HOORAH - yes I can see it - By jove she's got it (lol) Hiya Reggie :D

god-damn it Reggie my sweet little ray of sunshine - post you little tinker..........PPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT :x

I hate friggin buses - especially jam packed ones. I stood nearly all the way home on the bus tonight from work - what pissed me off the mos…

here here http://bestsmileys.com/clapping/6.gif

"Durka Durka" - Team America will be coming for you Deano (have you seen Team America ?)

Yeah - swearing in front of young uns Josephs age is definetly dis-respectful - I know when Connor is Josephs age I would really hate that a…

Im not a religious person - nothing against it, but the one I dont understand the most is Jehovah Witness I had a mate who was one and they …

:lol: :lol: :lol: - That was mint - pissing myself laughing at the poor bastard :lol:

To me it has to be, your a star wtf is that about? a shining light in a world of darkness - Its quite nice if you think of it like that mate…

after a shitty day at work - here is the hotties of the day to cheers us all up Hottie A http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/3453/27kr.jpg Ho…

Lordy - Hottie A for me........She got a good face (yes i had a look at her face) and a great ass. - Man pink thongs are great Hottie B has …

she can be black, white, yellow or green - I wanna smack that ass

Hi guys here is our daily fix of Hottie action Hottie A http://bootyvote.com/thumbs/bootyENd-04.jpg Hottie B is Marianna http://www.bullz-ey…

Hottie B Marianna is Lovely - an innocent yet sinful face. With the power invested in me I would punish her sweet virginal ass gggggrrrrrr h…

hey - we all agreed :D :D I had a tough time picking one of her pictures as there was a few of them - here is a little more of Marianna http…

My fave is the very last one in the pink - she has a great little ass.

true true - need to have some manners beat into them

There was a singer called Sass Jordan who is an american singer and had a great bluesy voice in the vain of Janis Joplin but better - I thou…

What do you all think of chat up lines - cool or cheesy ?? Anybody heard any good ones or for that matter as anybody ever used one and if so…

http://www.boners.com/content/793440.1.jpg how about................"Damn right its a Big Mac"

Can I smell your fanny? Must be the drains then smooth - obviously a winner :lol: Never used it but I love Is Your dad A Theif ? It looks li…

this is classic - your telling me you've pulled a lass with a line that starts with "Can I Smell Your Fanny" !!!!!????????????????

well cannot argue mate - its tried and and tested :lol: ill ask some of the ladies tomorrow at work if they have a smelly gash or not - the …

Hotties for today Hottie A is Jamie http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200507Jamie/Jamie-34.jpg Hottie B is Alisha http://www.bullz-eye.com/Mod…

mmmmm - Hottie A Jamie definetly no offense to Alisha as she has a great body but Jamie has a bonnier face Hottie A for me

Ive heard Predators before he tells them ........this is great.........."We are Two pebbles washed up on a beach" Go on Predator - what is t…

with it being a whitewash - here are some more pics of the lovely Jamie http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200507Jamie/Jamie-09.jpg http://www.…

Since I missed yesterdays I thought "Why deny my fellow board members of the two Hotties for yesterday" - so todays Hottie Of The Day is a F…

Im going for Hottie B Anne - I want to slam her milk white ass (in the nicest possible way of course) Anne gets my vote :D

Is it possible to add some new smileys/emoticons to the existing ones at all ???

http://www.jim-the-fiend.com/puke.jpg "god damn, I told you just to knock it back and swallow - not to actually taste it"

courtesy of www.nufc.com Albert Luque Martos is a Newcastle player, as United took their summer transfer spending over the £20m mark. The Ba…

Morning everybody - hoping all is well - here are todays Hottie of the Day Hottie -A http://www.netpond.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1115…

Toughy as both look real nice - for me im going with Hottie A :D

^^^^ - It'll be because your not logged in - Check the post above and it come up as Guest Who is this by the way ??? anyways - go log in at …

seems like Juliet is a favourite She has her own site www.getdirtywithjuliet.com if anybody wants to check her out more

how about these ones 1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole. 2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fert…

Good question the three I would have would be 1)"Mr Jones" by Counting Crowes 2)"Time Of Your Life" by Green Day 3)"The theme from The Great…

god dammit Predator - Is nobody safe from you :lol: :lol: :lol:

yeah.............the motherfucker :lol:

cool also the first choice to play "Indiana Jones" was Tom Selleck as he was quite popular doing the "Magnum PI" series at the time. For wha…

dont know if anybody other athan me and Deano likes Mixed Martial arts but here are the results from Prides PRIDE ran their August 28th show…

bloody taxi drivers :wink: - i always find if im in a taxi I always tell them to keep the change - I do the same with the take-a-way deliver…

depends more if she is happy with the banter..............which is why I must never go to "For Your Eyes Only".....I would be suckered in re…

"and I told you aswell.........dont friggin taste it - drink it" http://www.funnypics.dk/data/media/1/19funnypics.dk.jpg

"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch as Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is t…

After spending a night with Predator hearing his chat up lines. well mate - she may be being sick but I notice her knickers are half way dow…

erm - yes

Here a little tidbit about the world famous Mona Lisa - she does not have eyebrows !!! - heres the painting - have a peek http://www.netstar…

Queen -- Lap of the gods Metallica ---Nothing else matters Europe ---Final court down ( just for the fact its not what you expect to hear) L…

Its a new month but no changes here - here are todays Hotties to pick from Hottie A - http://cecash.com/i/boobs17.jpg Hottie B - Faith http:…

no doubt about it - for me its Hottie B Faith - I love her fantastic natural breasts - I want to rub my face in and scream "boobies"........…

welcome Peebee good to have you aboard - virgins are always welcome but with predators rep there are not that many left unfortunetly (alrigh…

Is one of your secrets Predator that http://homepages.slingshot.co.nz/~bites/arnold-homo.jpg just kidding mate - could'nt resist :lol:

Newcastle had a friendly match last playing Malaga for the Costa Del Sol Trophy. - We lost 2-0 - below is brief write up from www.nufc.com C…

http://www.free-beauty-tips.com/images/sexy.jpg

http://www.sharksswimming.com/web%20photos/helicopter%20shark.jpg "I think we're gonna need a bigger Helicopter"

http://blogs.salon.com/0001561/images/2004/01/09/SteveIrwinAgainLarge.jpg "See what happens when you dont stop crying"

quater pounder cumin right up! :wink: LOL :lol:

if good looks were a crime....u'll b the most wanted woman alive!! haha i'm a smoothy i know.. :lol: Oh dear - has that one worked for you m…

hello troopers - its time again to vote with our manlihood and decide who is HOTD Todays choices are Hottie A - Mary Jane http://www.bullz-e…

aargh yes - I forgot all about the silky Brazilian/Samba-esque skills of John Stead - the mackem Ronaldo lol You'll have to forgive them mat…

Thats ridiculous - insurance for cars is beyond a joke at times http://www.azfunnypictures.com/images/twoairbags.jpg This picture has nothin…

holy moly - Hottie B Yulia Novas titties look fantastic - nice and natural - shes got my vote hell she even makes a dog wank http://www.plan…

God son of Predator, yeah Predator is my GOD FATHER.... My thoughts and condolences for you - life can deal us a real shitty hand sometimes …

Mary Jane for me. Just love that oriental sultry look dude, which model are you looking at ??? - Mary Jane is as oriental as Greg Rusedski i…

LOL - Haha - I know mate, i know........ I even have some pictures of yourself and Ulrica from you last "session" together Yes Peebee and Ri…

.I'm just shallow and desperate. :D :D nothing wrong in that - those are commendable qualitys to have - means you'll try your damn best when…

http://www.freesexadultgalleries.com/priceless.jpg

for any wrestling fans out there http://www.newcastlewrestlingstore.co.uk/images/site_images/bash_m1.jpg Main Event Wrestling presents their…

do ya no wot no1 has ever used no chat up lines on me!! so if u see me in the club then lads what chat up lines would ya use on me except th…

I was in there mate, I hit it 2 times on the beach then went back to the bar :> Alll gooood I understand mate - got to replace the lost flui…

Have we covered this one before ??? Just wondering what your favourite drinks are when out in a pub/club or evn just sitting at home with a …

never liked Guiness or whiskey - apparently Guiness is good for you aswell My granda drinks about 5-6 doubles of whisky per day.

Im really thinking about it - just checking the pennies first

this is quite cool here is the link http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926 http://www.markdery.com/archives/images/SW…

Thats so stupid.The only other place ive ever seen that is in......wait for it........Paris, France - gggggrrrrrr Me and wor lass went to Pa…

I went up to these five girls and said "I bet you have a smelly fanny" and look what happened http://media4.big-boys.com/content/sb2005/pic8…

Hello and welcome to another edition of Hottie Of The Day are are todays contestants Hottie A - Taylor http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/20041…

Ive went for Hottie A - Taylor - looks a little bit more real to me than Amber - but Id still pork both of them though

with your spiel Predator no women is safe

Just watched "The Skelton Key" and i quite enjoyed it - based in New orleans and the old Voodoo - great stuff..........plus Kate Hudson is j…

Just pop your vote in at the top mate and if I get the chance Ill post a few more pics of her later :D

and guess what - the fucker only went and got himself injured already !!! just seen this on nufc.com Un-Luque Despite only coming on for the…

I used to be a big Vodka drinker in my younger years - used to drink it straight - Once its burned the back of your throught you cant taste …

ass shot time here is taylors Ass http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200410Taylor/Taylor-14.jpg here is Ambers ass http://www.bullz-eye.com/Mod…

Youve got my attention :shock: - will somebody please buy her a god damn scanner !!!!! :P

^^^ - Is that you Boston Blondie ???

^^wow - and theres me thinking you were keeping yourself pure for us LOL :D probably the strangest place for me was on the no 64 bus coming …

Life has passed me by.I have a lot of catching up to do. And hes already started - this is me secretly filming that naughty degenerate known…

Tried it in bed once, wierd. Just need Boston_Blondie to show me where i'm going wrong. :D id be careful mate - she may have you on a car bo…

Im surprised keegan even knows what a DEFENDER is ??? Hey Predator - what were the alledged stories ( I say alledged just to protect alreeat…

so that explains the fullback partnership of Warren Barton & John Beresford :lol:

well we've had the Nazi test - lets try the coffee test http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5696/coffeebeanswh4.jpg Doctors have concluded th…

shit - I only spotted him because you pointed him out mate - I must be one step above being retarded - bloody coffee test im going to start …

its another test i found quite good check out this link http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv its a personaliuty deisord…

who is a man (shemale) who is female - 16 to pick from here is the link http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale3/# I got 6/16 - thats real bad.…

Didn’t help with the add on the radio advertising the Lady boys of Bangkok coming to the toon. Now I’m confused again. Predator LOL - :lol: …

just seen this on the net about Google - dont know if its correct or not but here we are "Google is the biggest privacy invader in history. …

aaargh - even wor lass spotted it in like 3 seconds - Im like that bloke in the film "Mallrats" with the magic eye thing

lordy sweet lord..............I feel ashamed, sometimes I wish I was black.............................and Predator, that is a real website …

there are two ive totally forgot about which should be listed as great bass players aswell - both are unfortunetly no longer with us but Joh…

3-1 to Toon - Owen 2 and Parker 1

it means me and you have a slowly developed brain or something like that

Good to hear your a Thin Lizzy fan mate - Ive got copys of there stuff on mini-disc but nothing on CD unfortunetly otherwise I would have bu…

http://www.sleazeroxx.com/rip/philiplynott2.jpg Yeah would have great to see - I know they still do some gigs with guitarist Scott Gorham on…

With it being the 30th HOTD Ive decided to make it a fatal four way - here we go Hottie A - Anita http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200402Anit…

http://www.forumspile.com/Gay-Yay.jpg No .....hes bisexual :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I see what your doing Predator - working the "Im innocent" routine to pull Boston Blondie..........you dirty devil you. If its of any help t…

Deano...........and Boston..................aaah, suits you sir :lol:

Everybody -check out the below link http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp Is a a picture of a person on Ohios Sex offenders list -…

1. Open up a blank Word document. 2. Type in Q33 NY in capitals (this is the flight number of the 1st plane to hit the World Trade Center (t…

http://img.ekstrabladet.dk/images/05/08/24/78p01kzq.jpg "Trust me, im best when it comes to oral"

just a real quick one - just found this smiley on the net and wanted to share it http://www.eyeofthundera.net/forums/style_emoticons/default…

"It may be small but its got girth baby"

well - heres what www.nufc.com had to say Newcastle 1 Fulham 1 Charles N'Zogbia became the unlikely scorer of our first goal of the season b…

true - but is the team built now ??? - the transfer window is closed until Xmas time now so how long should he have ??? - I understand we've…

I would but since you forgot to log in properly I will never tell :D :D :D

definetly worth a watch if you can :D

As long as he lasts till 2nd november eh lobo :D muhahaha oh-shit......................SACK HIM NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://lachlan.bluehaze.com.au/nanoshite/dr_evil/drevil_finger_one_million_dollars01_s.jpg

classic - thats one of my fave quotes

I hate it when anyboy is doing that - but seeing a lass do it is worse - It just looks embarrisng

Im not a massive Cricket fan but it was great to see England beat Austrailia to reclaim The Ashes - well done lads here is the write up from…

For any wrestling fans TNA had there "Unbreakable" PPV last night - here are the PPV results http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphi…

welcome to the board Encore - always good to have a new member Feel free to post wherever you like and most importantly enjoy your stay :D

^^^ Ooh - are you take that lying down Boston (insert own joke here)...... :wink: :wink:

there are rave reviews about the AJ Styles/ Chistopher Danials/ Samoa Joe Three Way dance match It should be on the Wrestling Channell in th…

yes I did have an album or 2 of hers :< Sorry to let the side down lads Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha -

I nice soft irish or Scottish (not broad Glasweigian though) accent is fine by me

thats real nasty

i hate the welsh accent!!! ARGH!!! Id make the exception for that dirty, dirty dirty little Charlotte Church - the things I want to do to he…

welcome to the gentlemans retreat known as alreetas :D

welcome to the board Kaz :D

I dont thinks its nice seeing anybody doing it - I think its just people are more accustomed to seeing blokes doing it and are more shocked …

^^^ - a quid to dry your hands - fuck that - I would just not wash my hands (Ive got my aim to a tee so no pee pee on my hands) :D

be afraid Kaz - be very afraid - this is a picture of Predator and what he does when speaking to a member of the "fairer sex" http://usera.i…

I found out he sometime goes out in disguise aswell - but we all know it him http://myspace-860.vo.llnwd.net/00142/06/82/142202860_l.gif

definetly - whats your band called and what your influences - who you sound like/similar to - what gigs you had tell all and shamlessly plug…

Cool - whenver you have a gig or any demos feel free to plug away and advertise it on the board Used to be in a band many moons ago - Played…

what colour are renault clios ......lol

Hiya Boston - Im sure If we heard your sweet accent there would be stirrings in all our pants :P - what do you think of a geordie accent ???…

^ in that case this is for Boston - "Why I Bonnie Lass fancy gannin doon toon then back yem me petal" did it do it for you ????

well maybe ya'all shud give me a call lol ;) Lincs accents r borin actually Will somebody please chain up Predator - repeat please chain up …

For mr eyes, the window to the soul. ^^^fuck off Predator you lying bugger - I bet your a tits man aswell Im an ass man everytime - Im a suc…

"Why I Bonnie Lass fancy gannin doon toon then back yem me petal" translated it is "Hello fair lady - would you like to go down town and the…

OMG me won the ass competion at the club the other night dead proud of me self really!! r u proud Lobo lol!!! Boston - I really have an urge…

definetly :D

aye aye cheeky!! im a good gal muahahahaha quotes taking of Boston Blondies from link http://alreetas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=313 ok!!! th…

yeah well still mad none of ya sed lincs it int even in the poll bit soooo lame once Ive heard you Boston Im sure ill be playing trouser ten…

Gggggggggggrrrrrrrrr - Lincolnshire lasses are straight to the point - lads we got to arrange an alreetas weeked to Lincs :twisted: :twisted…

damn - is it just me or is it gettin hot in here! :wink: I came without even touching myself :lol: :lol:

Just checked out your picture on website Boston .........as Joey would say "How You Doin'" :lol: :lol:

Can I have permission to enter you in tomorrows Hottie Of The Day competiton ???

give me a shout when you've got your gangsta photos on your site then and ill put you in - You could be the first Alreetas member to actuall…

lol awww bless you poor predator xxx dont feel sorry for him - thats how he lures his unsuspecting female victims into his lair for twisetd …

Have you got you own place already Boston ???

Im a married man - I fear having my balls ripped off for speaking to a girl ive met on the internet :lol:

I bet Predator would ring her Richie

Im friggin 26 - scary to think im 4 years off 30 !!!!- warning to both of you, Its all downhill once you hit 21 :D

I better go to bed now or the wife wont be speaking to me which will mean no nooky still for the Lobo :cry: - play nice you crazy kids and I…

when i turn 21 u will be turnin 30 lol Lobo O yeah - still nice and ripe for the "Lonewolf" Lobo - I dont get older hunny bunny - only bette…

Me and Richie were nice lads till that scarlet Jezebel Boston started talking to us :wink: :wink: :lol:

that on the 01st September this month Jack Danials Whiskey had its 155th Birthday!!! http://www.commarts.com/CA/exhibit_d/071999/images/jack…

Ive seen a porn movie called that :lol:

Rambo who is known for "Dont Push me - Dont Push me" never says that - he said "Dont Push It"

scouse bastard

John Rambo is a trained killing machine - Rambo would kick his ass

http://www.lovecentro.com/images/img/love_your_job.gif

Blackburn 3-1 Newcastle

If only Roy Castle was still alive - remember "Dedication is what you need" direct link - http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/wor…

"So many of the people in the area were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them"... Barbara Bush talking about the vic…

http://www.hhole.com/janet_jackson_nipple_high.jpg "Aargh Janet - You've got a ninja star attached to your nipple"

http://fishki.net/podborka2/82/picccszh11.jpg "Is This the Way To Amarillo" - come on Louisiana - sing along now"

cool - i love smileys http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/pwned.gif

Eh....

rambo is a killing machine - Rocky can just throw punches - It would just take Rambo to duck the first puch, take him to the ground and make…

Rocky can survive a few headshots but Rambo survived the Vietcong and was tortured on a daily basis - Rambo would tear out his throat before…

Rambo is da man http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/rambo.jpg Ive stole the pic from the link

check out http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html You answer some questions and it works out how gay you are I am…

heres is last nights Unforgiven PPV card http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphics/u2003e.jpg WWE RAW's Unforgiven 2005 Date: Septem…

and here is the write up from www.nufc.com Blackburn Rovers 0 Newcastle Utd 3 It was a day that could have been an absolute nightmare for Gr…

My arse has let me down again - im anally gay

Yeah welcome Glynn - enjoy yourself :cheers:

ooh - Ive went for Ray Winstone - hes a geezer :cyclops:

LOL - thats class

What was that racist quote he said that got him sacked ???

Ray makes dresses cool - plus he had to dye his beard ginger for the part - the guy had to be hard to voluntarily dye his bodily hair ginger…

Ha ha - get in there

yep - southern soft cocks....but I would'nt say that to somebody like Dave Courtney though lol

LOL :king:

congrats mate - definetly an acheivement. never knew 4 people died !!!

just a little off topic - but Predator, you left your DVD on your desk at work http://www.rickchris.com/galleries/retro%20media/bcub1.jpg - …

hello and welcome - enjoy your stay :cheers:

welcome to alreetas Thet2 - :cheers:

The Krays came up to Newcastle to take over,they lasted 24 hours. :cheers: did that really happen ??? - whats the story behind it ???

LOL - :cyclopsani:

I think the words they used was "connected and family" they met some geordie sicilians ???

Bobby De Niro for me mate

jessica - dont know why but I think jessica would win

was only born with one or was it amputated for some reason ???

like them both but Im more of a De Niro fan

impressive time mate - well done

use there nipples for eye gourging - get in there

big welcome to NUFC babe - enjoy the site :cheers:

By personal request of Predator Christina Aguilera VS. Stacy Ferguson FIGHT !!!

Thanks lobo.A tough one but me and Stacy are connected, so she win for her honour. :bounce: how in blue hell are you and Fergie "connected"

Can somebody please give Predator his medication..............before he starts seeing oriental girls and shit again :cyclopsani:

Favourite fast food place - what is the best ?? For me I like Burger King - I like the whopper better than the big mac and their french frie…

Yeah - I used to love Wimpy when I was little - do they still have that one in Newgate Shopping Centre ???

I think prescott - two jags has that stubborun yorkshire thing about him aswell - he'd probably fight keneddy on the "cobbles" or something

Are people missing the fact that John Prescott is welsh? Hes welsh ??? - why does he talk like a yorkshireman then ???

Just had a thought Christina has a nipple piercing - if that was yanked out that could have a deciding out come on the fight here are some g…

Heres is some more on everybodys favourite sex offender Brian peppers check out http://whatthehoof.com/content/view/202/1/ scroll right to t…

http://www.thatvideosite.net/howtoloseyourjob.jpg "Damn right Im a rebel"

Is she on this pic ??? http://www.thatvideosite.net/poolgirls038.jpg

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/6884/femaledriversinsurance1ib.jpg

well - the Real madrid will remember him, thats for sure from www.nufc.com "After finally achieving fitness after numerous injury setbacks, …

latest siting - the kid has turned up in New orleans http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v480/skid2964/Forum_Stuff/oriental_looter.jpg

Anything you wanted to know about poo check out this link http://www.heptune.com/poop.html answers a lot of questions

Not a big fave of Kate Moss but whether or not she is a smackhead or not Id still have a blast "have a snort and swallow my cock pet" http:/…

I only poo in brown and if not feeling well baige/yellowy brown...........nice

stealing this idea from a another forum I visit - if you are listening to a song or an album and want to shout about it - post here right no…

^^^ - after any kind of paticular meal or just randomly ???

Jean Alain Boumsong - WHY - this guy really is the shits this season Hooray on the victory :cheers:

Alice Cooper Poison, Love the dance track and the original, one of the only songs which is equally great as both classic track mate - went t…

LOL Yeah, I hate talking to people on the phone and they are sucking a mint/toffee or something and all you can here is them slirping down t…

sounds good - should we start now or do it near the end of the year so the winner can be crowned "Alreetas Hottie Of The Year 2005" ???

Yeah - could divide by months then have champion of the month - then weedle them down to winner of the year

and try and have the first months competitors up later

^^^ any paticular tracks at all mate ??? Listening to the "Troublegum" album by Therapy at the moment - currently playing is the song "Going…

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^^^ - I stayed up to watch it...but fell asleep after the Chelsea-Aston Villa highlights ...bugger

^^^ Ive got Sky but not Sky Sports unfortunetly

thanks to drunkasballs. com for the below Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect p…

LOL - the pic may look bad but all the fagitas are covered and you cant see any kind of penetration :king:

It justv takes one bad apple to give them all a bad name . Some old women are lovely - some are old twisted cows that complain about shit fo…

I have "Sleep Well Rudelph Hess" on now, by Midtown Boot boys. Classic Ive heard you talk about that one a few times mate - ill have to get …

check out these 80's nude pics of Demi Moore - she has one of the hairiest fannys ive ever seen. It looks like a friggin murkin !!! http://i…

heres a few more 1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 2. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house? 3. You …

Its long enough for pigtails aswell mate

well at least we can beat Man Utd at some levels lol - here is the match report from www.nufc.com Newcastle Res 2-0 Man Utd Res Striker Mich…

http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quiz/boobs-butt-shoulder.php just a quicky - check out the game on the above link - quite good :cheers:

rocking right now to The Black album by Metallica, litening to "Wherever I May Roam" - been a while since Ive given the album the listen to …

aarh - its coming up Page Not Found (404) - its actually going to the site but saying that the page is'nt there ????

I know what it is - if you knock the full stop off your link it'll take you straight there here we go http://www.purevolume.com/illdivine Im…

Great stuff - Im always a sucker for the acoustic songs Really enjoyed it - you've got a strong voice which sounds real good :cyclopsani: - …

Ive got this week off - not going anywhere unfortunetly But i know come sunday Ill have this horrible back to work feeling in my tummy :colo…

cool - do they have any demos on that site your band has your music on ???

are they allowed eye gourging, biting and fish hooking ???

I remenber my first gig - during one of the songs the drum stick went flying out of my hand and I did'nt have a spare so had to play the res…

cool - where did you find that photo mate ???

Its the midweek Hottie Hottie A - http://www.suckthisbitch.com/images/DSC_0121.jpg Hottie B - http://www.magicnude.com/met-art_vg0004.jpg

Ive went for Hottie B - Hottie A has a great body but a real skinny nose - Hottie b for Lobo http://img345.imageshack.us/img345/1166/kwkvsni…

remind me next week when i see you mate I still owe you that £2 sponcership money

I dont know how accurate this actually is but check it out - its quite interesting :pirate: http://worldometers.info/

just a quick tidbit - it was 19 years ago yesterday that Cliff Burton, the original bass player in Metallica was killed in a tour bus crash.…

Both hot babes but voted for B. Nice figure, great ass, she does it forme. :bounce: LOL - dude, whys it only showing one vote still then on …

Id say from about 55 year old maybe

yeah mate - they were in Denmark I think driving on icey roads - the coach crashed sending Burton threw the window - now the horrible part i…

My first "GIG" was the city hall, I bloody lost where I was in the music as I was soo bloody nervous, least I made up for it the other 8 tim…

^^^^ - LOL

oooooooooh - thats savage

A is nice, but looks like she had a hard paper round early on in life LOL :cheers:

did he ask you on one knee ???

My Five Piece band would be Vocals: - Steven Tyler of Aerosmith - great range love his blusy voice Guitar #1: - Zakk Wylde - ex Ozzy Osbourn…

quite self explantery - go to http://www.prisonbitchname.com/ and it will ask you to type in your name and it will generate what your prison…

I think I seen her on This Morning last year - great voice and a little hottie aswell - the kind of girl you would take home to meet your pa…

^^^ the poor bugger has been exposed to predator like radiation to Chernobyl cant blame Predator....cant blame Richie.......it must be Peebe…

Yeah - I dont like that. Its more intimidating aswell I think

My god - October already - heres Hottie Hottie A - http://www.iseekgirls.com/blog/wp-content/selena_spice_yellow_thong.jpg Hottie B - http:/…

'Battle Of The Baps' - both have great mammaries but im going for Hottie b - me wants to chew on the that pinkie of a nipple for a little wh…

this is funny - it goes on alittle while but is good http://www.radaronline.com/movie/demis-dilemma.gif

does it actually have any rules ??? - its like Aussie Rules football - they just seem to do whatever they like

lmfao dude - what does that mean ?? - its not on the list you posted !

bloody hell Deano - you are a walking encyclopedia tonight - top marks again

cool - ill learn them all one day mate :cheers:

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Sweet After the gas bill came in Adolf had to resort to drive by Oh man - so shocking I had to laugh !!!

when I seen the title of this thread I thought it was going to be about the "Emmanuel" films I dont think my old school Kenton even has a we…

Check out this out http://www.seashepherd.org/news/media_050929_1.html http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005450117,00.html Its about the…

Ok guys, who would win between... MEL GIBSON http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/melgibson/mg10.jpg OR BRUCE WILLIS http://www.101lifestyle.…

Are you a Kenton old boy Richie ??? - i know NUFC Babe from here went there aswell

you would have to be fast as they retreat at some speed mate. LOL :cheers:

'IT WAS ME' i voted for Mel - mel would fool Bruce into a false sense of security with his dislocated shoulder - then at the last minute kno…

originally from Fenham but now residing in Blakelaw, Newcastle -....WESTSIDE

any reason why you hate the Beatles so much ?

I hate that kind of thing - Its like when I had to wait for our washing machine to be delivered. We were told anytime between 6:30am and 6 p…

give this a shot Say the word COW before each word. 1 - Cows 2 - About 3 - Talking 4 - Idiot 5 - This 6 - Got 7 - I 8 - Long 9 - How 10 - Lo…

I wont promise anything but Ill try - me and deano have talked about popping along - I know where the Chilli arms is so quite easy to get to

Deanos the MSN guy round here - he might have his address on there if you click on his profile

could's agree more mate - why do the arse holes still sell them to the kids - i thought it was illegal for them to do so ?

there all parts of Newcastle Upon Tyne :cyclops:

I heard thats where they hired the cast of films such as "Deliverance" and "Wrong Turn" so I stay well away :king: :king: :king: just kiddin…

Go on - I dont mind ive got thick skin - and bet you can guess exactly wear also :king:

aargh Im Gambit - Gambit is one of my least favourite X-men - plus hes also French !!!

Spiderman and Wolverine were my fave superheros as a kid so out of loyalty Id go with Spiderman

What do you think of this ??? http://www.livescience.com/images/051004_milky_sea_02.jpg Mystery Ocean Glow Confirmed in Satellite Photos Rob…

plus every fucker right down to to the bloody refugees have mobiles - if you hav'nt got much credit then just bloody well text :faroah:

it was Hotpoint - is that where you work ???

NEVER let Predator go on holliday there !!!- he'll never come back with all the oriental girls offering him "fuckey fuckey" and "suckey suck…

welcome to alreetas - have fun and post whenever you like :cheers:

alas never managed to get along but here are the cards results Main Event Wrestling from Sunday 10/2/2005 in Newcastle, England Pac won over…

Just listening to the new Bloodhound Gang song 'Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo' typical Bloodhound gang smut rock - class :bounce:

Yaay - it now the weekend - lets celebrate with perving over a couple of hotties Hottie A - Nikki http://www.okprod-us.com/nikki___43.jpg Ho…

Hottie A - im still a brunette loving man and Hottie A makes my blood boil and loins twitch

the little fuckers are at the garages round the corner doing them now - id love to go down there and do this :violent3:

are you not a coke drinker mate ?

I had no idea they were playing Newcastle mate - where abouts ??? have you got there new album already ? - 'Hooray For Boobies' is awesome- …

LOL - you seem to know alot about this Predator - who is this dude you were speaking to in Japan?

yeah apparently the toilets were right next to the dressing room and Scott Claperton had a piss next to him in the loo before he made the ru…

B for me.Tall,blonde and a wow figure. :colors: does she look like Ulrika ??

Mark Feehily http://mysite.freeserve.com/Mark_Feehily/images/2-picture6.jpg?0.9029513839222139 VS. Steven Gately http://photo.sing365.com/mu…

im going for the westlife one to beat Steven gately because Gateley to small and girlie - Marks more of a giver and Gateley more of a taker …

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic yeah - thats one of my faves their drummer is it Stuart Copeland ? is friggin awesome.

bring back spectrums with tapes :blob4:

to be honest if i was'nt told and somebody put a glass of pepsi & a glass of coca cola in front of and I did'nt know which was which i would…

is he sure this dude is japanese? LOL - it was'nt someone you were talking to in the reception at work again was it mate ???

I hate having a coke in the pub - only because it always seems to taste watered down even when it has'nt got ice cubes in it. If I go for a …

Yeah - dont think we hav'nt seen you Predator you sexual deviant

eh - where abouts is it ???

whats a post mix syrup box ??

aaah - never worked in a bar mate so know absoloutly nothing lol

I feelk sorry for that poor buggers phonebill - Ive heard your patter on the phone predator - you can make a two minute query go on for 20 m…

'It' is awesome - read the book aswell - fooking clowns, and stupid little Georgie

I dont know if we have cobered this one already but does anybody have any favourite books or paticular authors ??? my fave books are "Americ…

eh - what is Mozilla ? - when I came on this thread i thought it was going to be a topic about cheese ?

Morning gents - heres some more for the weekend Hottie A - Brandy http://www.bullz-eye.com/Models/200306Brandy/Brandy-10.jpg Hottie B - Tamm…

Im quite liking Hottie A Brandy this morning - got a real nice face - Hottie A for lobo :cyclops:

who is he and who are the Dallas Mavericks ???

LOL - are you sure it was'nt Deano phoning up and playing a joke on you..........ah kanichi-wa

http://www.puroresufan.com/images/lesnar100505.jpg former WWE World HWT Champ Brock Lesnar returned to the wrestling game today - for the Ne…

I was never a massive Bill Goldberg fan - he definetly had something as the fans loved him but the guy just did'nt know how to work a match.…

Hey Predator or for anybody else that has read the Harry Potter books - when you read them does it come across that it is a childrens book o…

Right now im listening to "Big Ones -The Best of Aerosmith" - great best of compilation - listening right now to 'Blindman' - great stuff

BUGGER from the pages of www.nufc.com Sunderland U18s 1 Newcastle U18s 0 Glenn Roeder's Academy team suffered a surprise defeat on wearside …

couple of pictures from the show http://www.puroresufan.com/images/lesnarverdict100805.jpg Lesnar hit the 'F5' on Masa Chono http://www.puro…

the 59th HOTD - kets get to the ladies Hottie A - http://babesmedia.entertainment.ign.com/babes/image/article/650/650841/Zdenka-mys-hunt-037…

Ive went for Hottie A - Im know I sound like Predator but I think shes got real nice eyes and nice lips :bounce:

^^^ LOL when hes older might get them and give them a read then

I used to like watching Sharpe - always great to see him kicking french ass

Probably strange coming from me with me not being religious and stuff but I'd like to go back and witness the last days of Jesus Christ Did …

I used to love FHM back in the day - I used to buy it every month with loaded but stopped about 5 years ago If i had the money spare I would…

Id go live in the lake district - great scenery for peace of mind and releaxtion but still places like Keswick for the twoney stuff so its n…

beets one handed skiing muhaha thats leads me 2 my gay joke 3 gays in the bed, one woke up nd sed "wow i dreamed sum1 was wanking me off" - …

I often thought that I wish now I had stuck in at school. I left at 16 and sometime wish maybe I a stuck in harder with my GCSE's and got be…

mature but never been touched/virginal so i can show them the ropes. :cheers: Hate the thought of a girl im with being with another bloke ev…

It was WWE No Mercy last night - the only title to change hands was the Cruiserweight Title - here are the full results of the card http://w…

Thanks to richie he lets me read Nuts when hes finished with them.Shame some of the pages are stuck together Careful richie mate - too much …

its the 60th HOTD - here are todays lovely ladies - Ive made it a fatal Three way (ooh err) for its 60th edition Hottie A - http://img309.im…

OOOOH - Hottie A for me - She just so Lurvly :love4:

'Get on' or 'Get It On' :cyclopsani:

has anybody read any of The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice ? - they are friggin awesome. Never thought much of the first one 'Interview Wit…

well the paparazzi have out done themselves and filmed and photographed janet jackson sunbathing - friggin nude heres a link to a brief vide…

This pic was apparently taken sometime in 2003 and capture the moment a plane break the sound barrier - looks cool http://a.abcnews.com/imag…

Ive got them mate so if you want to borrow them just give me a shout. I hav'nt got Interview With The Vampire anymore as I leant it to someb…

has anybody ever seen the cult classic movie 'The Warriors' - one of my fave movies of all time and ive just found a site dedicated to it. C…

Jean Claude Van Damme http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/jeanclaudevandamme/jcvd16.jpg VS. Steven Seagal http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/5…

Id like to see Jean Claude kick Seagals ass - that bloke gets on my nerves just a quick story about Seagal - On the set of one of his movies…

Thats the Jean Claude one ? - I think Ive seen the first part of that where hes a boxer but then joins the legion - never seen it all the wa…

Not paticulary mate- just came across some info about planes and the sound barriers and stuff and just thought the pictures looked cool so t…

here's the best - straight to the point!! http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/Jenn_Burr/Funny/3b7c9f94.jpg If only you could guarantee me…

It's B for me, I don't care if they aren't real those jabblies are H U G E !!!! LOL - dude, you really are a sucker for huge pair of titties…

man - i love porn "A wank a day helps you work, rest and play"

loL - she asking for it - best t-shirt ever

arse holes - It happened with once with our Chinease takeaway. Waited an hour - nothing received, Phoned them repeatedly but they had the ph…

Yeah I loved.........erm I ,liked........erm er no, did'nt really care much for them - but looking at some of the shit that does get in the …

I really love the smell of these blue air freshners we get when shopping - there in a glass ornament thing and it smells frigging lovely

to have Peace of mind with my wife and son and to have just enough money so we could afford things we like and nver have to worry about havi…

Im not paticulary a massive sci fi fan but just wondered what most people prefer - Star Wars OR Star Trek Ive never been a trekkie so define…

i love the smell of a lil child LOL - dude that sound so Jonathan king

No need to be sorry - variety is the spice of life :king:

* The Sitcom 'Mork and Mindy', was actually a spin off from 'Happy Days'! never knew that - I knew 'Laverne & Shirley' had Happy days connec…

just thought - the art of teleportation would be friggin amazing - fuck buses, taxis and cars - go anywhere you like also and the slightest …

^^^ muhahahaha - oh yes

would be good but teleportation for the travelling and shit if it was two then teleportation and the art of invisibility

and for today we have Hottie A - Cameron http://www.weconvert.com/gfy/camlaunch/1.jpg * check out www.princesscameron.com for more pics * Ho…

mmm - chloe for me - she definetly is a cutie

http://www.stevelightspeed.com/vader.jpg

well - this aint gonna put me off it -but here is a piece on masturbation Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation Frequent masturbation…

007 - hes a true veteren at the art of killing

damn right - well annoying

I have no sympathy - I envy your day release to look at the lurvly ladies :geek:

'Yeah - word to your mother - Tight' - am I getting the lingo yet Richie ???

'yo yo yo lizza the tight lezzer for sure nig' man,i got my shit together

Ive done a Predator and voted for the wrong friggin wrong lol Out of them all Ive always liked Pierce Brosnan the best - he had the suavenes…

interesting - love stuff like that. Predator raised a good point though

just wondered what you guys thought of this as come across some pics on the net. Do you think these women look good ? - Its quite scary I th…

insane In membrane nigga

I See the actor Danial Craig was announced today as the new James Bond - I hope they dye his hair as having a Blonde Bond would be strange

I love it when a girl bends over and you see a thong riding up her ass it really turns me on - THONGS ROCK

Would anybody object that much if I started a thread where we could all post pictures of ladies kissing each other ??? http://www.evilpartyg…

hers the initial report from www.nufc.com Robbed? Wigan 1 Newcastle Utd 0 It doesn't matter what the TV footage might show - everyone at th…

the paddys can fight but the Jocks like to fight aswell - Im going for Scotland

SOUNESS OUT !!!..............preferably before October 31 aswell :king:

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just been reading this story about Geroge Weah and how he is the favourite to become the next political leader of Liberia !!! http://news.bb…

^^^argh dude

im not much help but ive been running searches and found some links - you've probably seen them already but hopefully they might help http:/…

I remember first seeing him play for Paris St Germain and thought he was brilliant - even better at AC Milan

If he fails Nufc would have him as a trainer. LOL - President of a country to a trainer at the Toon - bit of a drop down in importance for h…

Id still have him back as he is quality - despite scoring his 2nd own goal for Real Madrid in a cup match against Real Zaragoza I think it w…

i remember that - they only signed him based on a telephone call of somebody pretending to be george weah - and you know what the sad thing …

the News Of The World mentioned Anelka coming over would involve cash + Shola Amoebi in part exchange

was'nt xXx Van Diesel ?- and hes shagging Ringo Starr ?

thats a good one - did not know that

^^^^ - hey, well pointed out - LOL

Dolemite motherfucker

did I ever mention to you guys that I like Porn ?

well you know me - I always like to wank in private :cyclopsani:

Oooooooo Yeah - Hottie A - Danni http://www.pornstarbabez.com/danni/1027_2.jpg Hottie B - Amy http://www.tropicbeauty.com/images/models/curr…

I like Hottie B - looks like she has a real good body i d like to touch with my 'thing'

Big shout out to N-Zone - welcome to the board dude :cheers:

mmmmm - that name sounds familiar - welcome to the board Zuccho :cheers:

check out this link http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons/ its a personaluty test - you answer some questions and it tells you which charcte…

and concidentlay tites in with this site check out this link http://www.blogthings.com/pornname.html you type in whether your amle or female…

yaay - thought you had left us Boston lol - good to see you back here - NOW GO KICK HIS ASS !!!!! PS - how old your sister ? - :king:

ban on all fireworks - only used by people with a fireworks licence and for licensed events so stick your bangers up your ass you chava bast…

lol if some1 came up 2 me n sed show me ya tits i wouldnt be offended well not if i was drunk id say ere have a look!! lol nah i wouldnt rea…

"Shout At The Devil" by Motley Crue - classic

The thing is Blondie, what does it mean about me? :alien: LOL :king: - God bless Predator

^^^ so is your law to ban charvars from wearing Rockports then ?

just got this from yahoo news "Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has been arrested on suspicion of rape.The 20-year-old Portuguese in…

http://www.evilpartygirls.com/archives/sep7.jpg

got a site you really like and want to share ? - feel free to post the link in this thread

for news on Newcastle Utd cant recomend highly enough www.nufc.com - simply a great site

check out Floatation Suite.com - as described it is a 'vertiable feast of music,film and the arts' http://floatationsuite.com/

where waiting Boston........................................

welcome aboard sir :king:

:angry4:

just a little something ive just come across, here is Time magazines top 100 novels of all time - here is the link below http://www.time.com…

http://www.girlskissing.co.uk/images/hall/britney-and-madonna.jpg

http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/IMG_5199.jpg

LOL - dont worry man, you saved the thread - :cheers:

is he the ginger one ? - Is it wrong to have sexual feelings for that girl one - shes a nice bit of jail bait as she got older

Ive been hinting to the wife for the 'De Vinci code' for x-mas - hopefully santa will be kind

DAMN- just you Deano :pale:

http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/IMG_2341.jpg

So wrong......................yet so right :joker:

Ooh that a tough one - death is a tough one. if I had to it would be 1) George W Bush - firstname that sprung to head. That bloke hides behi…

Like Van Morrison I like those 'Brown Eyed Girls" I bet Predators answer will be......Slanty :cheers:

LOl - you sound similar to Lao pan in 'Big Trouble In Little China' "Im looking for a Chinease girl with Dragon Green eyes"

Shit - after that many,my cock would shrivel and my balls would be seriously aching from pumping all the man juice out

I read about it briefly in 'The Sport' today (yeah, I know - classy paper) but did'nt watch it

http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/dnk_girls_kissing_1289.jpg

Ive got it on DVD if you want to borrow it mate ?? - its got some deleted scenes on the specials part

Okey dokey - one of the most common asked questions is " how do I add pictures to one of my posts" ?? normal copy and pasting wont work so t…

It works Shuggy nice one :cheers: Ive just created this link in the announcement section for adding picture to the site - any probs have a l…

got Thin Lizzys greatist hits on at the moment and rocking out to 'Rosalie' - fooking great song :hello1:

aaah Kate Richie - sweet little Sally from Home and Away - now she knows how to ride da cock does that one

no probs - ill bring it in for you monday :king:

looks a tad gusty http://maps.wunderground.com/data/storm_radar/wilma.jpg

are they still lesbians ???

http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/IMG_9125.jpg

battle of footballs hard guys GRAEME SOUNESS http://liverpool.rivals.net/media/jpg/2000050703510890.jpg VS. ROY KEANE http://www.abc.net.au/…

in his hey day Souness would have made Keane his 'bitch' - Definetly Souness for me

wor bobby is considering taking over as manager of Heart of Midelothian in scotland here the article from BBC news "Sir Bobby Robson has hin…

oooh - thats a good one. I know if it was me that would keep me interested as long as the lady was'nt just fucking around with me for a laug…

LOl - thats right "A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down - You know what im saying baby"

mmmmmm - Deano, you've done bar work - whos job was it in your bar. Was it you when you were serving or the bouncers ???

mmmmm - Deano ?????

oooh dude - this will so leak out to everyone - as they say in the movie 'Sneakers' "Can you gurantee my safety?"

ill have a think and post after the match - or wait for someone else to dip their toes in first :cheers:

http://www.pianetabianconero.com/forum05/Smileys/default/83.gif My blood pressure is right up but it feels so good - Hey Richie, I bet your …

:3some: would it be appropriate to say that i have a full on hard-on at the thought of those pictures :king: WILL SOMEBODY FIX BOSTONS GOD D…

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE PM BOSTON WITH HOW TO DO THIS........PLEASE !!!!!

ME - muahahahahaha - do we get a fluffer first or are we just straight in with you ??? :cheers:

Richie - you are my idol :cheers:

Im not all that bothered with outfits - shit, im going to take it off you anyway so come as you are :king:

PS - I heard off a former Ann Summers party ref that if you are hosting an Ann Summers party with women you aren't allowed any straight gent…

when I was 13 all we could afford was Dunlop - man, Im still scarred today

I cant decide - any help http://www.hotbraziliansex.com/samanta-074.jpg

O yeah Predator - i know which ladies make your trousers rise - the blackmail begins now :king:

Howdy (tips his stetson back at Scooby)

for the moment

any chances of any pics of Lisa Foster :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

The only way i can see it working is if we all agree to pull out at the vital moment and have slop buckets on either side muhahahaha .... th…

bloody hell - which hospital was that ???

its a real nasty clit-dick - I would freak if I peeled a girls knickers down and seen that in front of my face - it would feel like the film…

one of the best but not the greatest - i dont Id be able to pick a gretest director as i like differnt one for different films

yeee-haaaaa - lets ride

what were you in Birmingham for scooby ???

me to -muhaha

http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/IMG_1226.jpg

Very good Peppers - cannot fault you at all :king:

would Emre be able to beat this wall ??? http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/tiltmiami/funny%20shit/61517363.jpg

last night was TNA's 'Bound For Glory' PPV card from Florida - here are the card results http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphics/b…

regarding kevin Nash here is what Wrestleview had to say "According to TNAwrestling.com, Kevin Nash was rushed to a local Orlando hospital o…

some people just dont know when the joke has finished (tut tut} :pirate:

Hail Our Hero.... Lobo Step forward and take a Bow!! :king: LOL - thanks guys - you have to give the public what they want - the public on t…

speaking of richies bed - here is a picture Boston took of him while sleeping http://wbab.com/images/morningshow/hairyass.jpg

from http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1154.html Q - I have what appears to be scar tissue in the form of a straight line all the way down …

heres a picture of the Olsen twins - seen them I think on one of Louis therouxs documentrys. They sing songs about white power/supremecy htt…

Howdy http://www.gay-sm-art.com/k/guys2beau.jpg

I know Clough was pig headed but was he a 'hard man' on the pitch aswell ?

cant hardly wait - the 3-disc DVD documentry + matches is due to be released - heres some info http://www.highspots.com/www/stores_app/image…

slop buckets? mouth is a human slop bucket man aah - i see http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/2839/radiologyrotation3xx.jpg

Yeah - this thread is useless without pictures :joker:

I dare ya to say 'Candyman' 5 times in front of the mirror.......if you do Shola Ameobi pops out

I love forums that love lesbians :king:

Hiya Predator - do you mean have a whole section to 'Girls That Kiss' on the board so its a seperate section like we do with General - Jokes…

and to the vote it shall go :joker: theres a poll in the general section sticked to the top of the page - here is the direct link to it - pl…

in the cartoon version of The X-Men, Rougue was hot. Plus the women doing her voice had that great Daisy Duke esq southern Drawl ie 'Hey Sug…

^^^ - please tell me you've actually done that - that reeks of cheese - but does sound like a damn good one. If you did richie I take my hat…

Imagine the likes of Craig Bellamy under Brian Clough - man that would have been fun to watch

Whats Hawt mean?? - Its definetly sound damn Dolemite though (I fucking well knew it would catch on - Im so cool in a white man kind of way …

i'll teach them a thing or 2....in a few yrs of course!! :cheers: what if you could teach them now ? Say they put down their edition of 'Mei…

bloody hell richie ya already had ure turn when a was tied 2 ya bed so im afraid 2 say u aint 1st in the queue no that u wasnt n e good ;) b…

aaah dude - I had that picture commisioned - Its of you and me sitting in java having our lunch at work :cheers: Are you trying to tell me y…

still listening to Thin Lizzys Greatist Hits - right now Im kicking back to 'Waiting For An Alibi'

I would only feed them half of the beast - dont want to scare them too much LOL - I would relax them by playing a nice music selection tape …

naturally LOL

he must be cold

yeah - dude, you could catch a cold

'9 out of 10 pussys prefer whiskers' boom tiss

LOL - when i got to NON-Virgins i though - fuck , this is going to be a long list Im glad to say I have kept myself pure :king:

in no paticular order Lisa Foster - hubba hubba Holly the new girl Lauree - I was the first to train her. I nabbed her first Geordie69 LOL R…

ahh - theres always the room for one more..........'IVE GOT RESERVES'

no i didnt say nothin bout bein an ass virgin ;) ha ha SWEET DAMN - im hard again

Id have them both in every hole - pussy , ass and their mouth - ill even bagpipe them if they want

Vicky not bad mate - id happily play 'hide the sausage' with her :king:

I know Emma Mole already been mentioned - surprised nobodys mentioned Lucy Saint !

id hide it in her mouth, pussy and asshole - Im not a fussy guy :cheers:

no i didnt say nothin bout bein an ass virgin ;) ha hahave I missed something where did this comment come from?.............................…

who was the 'Mole' you mentioned ?

shea n aerobics intructor now aint she another im surprised who has'nt got a mention is katherine watson - My mate I used to work with a few…

having a slow, deepthroat blowjob while watching a porno and drinking a bottle of brown ale at the same time............NICE

did you really send it to the director by mistake mate ? :cheers: - aah, these things do make me chortle

Richie - just so your in the loop, at Northern rock there is a director called john Dixon - geordie sent an e-mail asking what his tottie li…

After much thought i will put 5 on the list but there are more as all the girls are nice and friendly to me. No particular order 1. Jade 2. …

http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/IMG_2335.jpg

quick update on Kevin Nash "Kevin Nash has been released from the hospital in Orlando that he went to this past weekend and is now back home…

sounds like a cover up - 'The Dixon-Gate conspiracy'

yeah - Geordie e-mailed the director John Dixon and asked him what his top ten office totty was what exactly happened when he replied - did …

OOH mate - getting bollocked off both of them - nasty. What were they like with you today ???

aaah - I see the additon of kelly Mac to the list

*Do I dare unleash the cheekster* LOL Is the cheekster a good thing or a bad thing ? - go on, unleash her :king:

cool - is that what it really means ??? - get in there

Predator forgets to mention all the ladies he made pregnant while car racing in Scandanavia 4 years back :king:

were you inquiring about their music or whether we could 'educate them' - ie "thats right cute jailbait nazi girls - sperm really is a great…

not your fault mate - Geordie will just blame your mam for naming you LOL

your welcome cheeky but i think every one here is waiting to see you go wild on the forum looks up at lobo with a grin :cheers: :cheers: :ch…

LOL - - big thanks to both of you for contributing to the board - if either of you have anybody else you'd like to invite over feel free - t…

3-1 - toon wonder who has a bigger lip right now - Shearer or Dyer?

You fuck with our country we'll fuck with your Zoo !!!

I wonder who these people are? just hazarding a wild guess here ......Christians maybe ????

ooh - hows this trekkies LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- George Takei, who as helmsman Sulu steered the Starship Enterprise through three te…

Check this out - you can actually see a ghost on this clip - bad sound quality though so best turn up vol just a smidge - otherwise cool htt…

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL - I shat myself to when i first seen it

http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/IMG_0098.jpg http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/IMG_5370.jpg

LOL - you have to do everything he says Boston :pirate:

This is the funniest thread tonight - Boston is the best :cheers:

your not thick at all petal endearing but def not thick :king:

thats right - im a mother fubbin Wigga - what does MWAH mean guys ?

Ooh yeah - Im a good smoocher - you ready for the wolfman honey Richie its there dude i swear - go to the red X on that picture - right clic…

Anybody doing anything for Halloween - partys, ghost hunts or anything ???

LOL - I used to go on the Metro Radio ghost hunts on halloween night - Ive spent the night at Warkworth Castle, Beamish Hall and Northumbria…

Damn - and i thought it was the personality that was more important :cheers:

How long to you think he'll last ? Im giving him 4 months max before he walks

is Norwich a paticulary haunted place ?

Muhahaha - Im listening

anybody watch 'Most Haunted' with Yvette Fielding & Derek Acorah ???- fooking great stuff. - There doing some live episodes that started las…

Hehe thats awesome Boston. Id have probably ended up in the river im a jumpy little bugger. I used to do a lot of Outdoor pursuits and used …

Infact i remember one night when i lived in germany , i was pissed as a newt and my husband was away i heard noises upstairs and it took me …

'split in 2' - the girls say that to me aswell .................................anyways :pale: bloody hell Cheeky or should I say 'GI Jane' …

Boston that wasnt one with loads of ghost pictures was it and you look for the ghostly figures? Then some scraming and awefull faces flash a…

thats the one - I forgot that Gazza is best known for his long playing carear at Boston Utd :king: - how long was he there for ???

I aint no Dirk Diggler but Ive never had any complaints :king:

this is more like a funny quote - Carl liddle talks about Boumsong after Newcastle 3-2 Sunderland match "Jean Alain Boumsong did the job of …

http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/IMG_3632.jpg http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/IMG_1323.jpg

you got a talent there Dean

Kettering won their first match today under Gazza 1-0 - hes got ex Arsenal midfielder Paul Davis as his number 2 there

On the way to work in the morning when the bus is driving through kenton and fawdon there are TWO houses that have x-mas decorations up - th…

cool - I really enjoyed the first film - Depp as Jack Sparrow was brilliant

In the words again of 'Macho Man' Randy Savage "oooooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeah"

Yeah - Im not a massive Phil Collins fan - i think he is a talented guy and a hell of a drummer but the only album of his I have is The Best…

thanks to kiss forthe camera here is a nice one http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/usa_girls_kissing_055.jpg

mine go up usually the first week of December - definetly no earlier

just seen this Suicide Mistaken for Halloween Decoration FREDERICA, Del The apparent suicide of a woman found hanging from a tree went unrep…

guess what....that chat up line had sum fucking hellish positive effects!! DOLEMITE!! :cheers: Hey richie - have you been dipping your man s…

had nothing yet - hoping for none either. The way my flat is we have our own little path way with three other paths so dont really get peopl…

I dont - what you think of Alan Robson ??? He come across i think at time on the radio as right up his own arse - other time he can be alrig…

yes - I would'nt let them leave till they has licked it all away :cheers:

Predator is Nostradamous.......but without the funky beard

lol - they are 5 min walk down the road from the flat - they look friggin great

if there hard they get a pokey-wank !!!

Het Richie - how did you get into a fight ???? - did they know you were a Geordie ???

i have 2 go doctors i think becoz alcohol isnt affectin me n e more n i think i have 2 much in my system i had 4 double archer 2 smirnoff ic…

long story... my m8 nd me we standing there, nd i fight kicked off, we tried 2 split them up, so one of the lads fighting...his m8 start on …

full on really good nice hard sex :) that would make me happy lol what positon......can we stick a finger up your arse at the same time ???

whenyou were getting your balls cupped to you spring a semi-on ???

I love having a girl on top gut the worst thing about it is when you come in her and she goes to climb off you, it all falls out of her onto…

Ill do it now Bloody hell - Ive noticed every thread tonight as turned into a big smut-fest.......LOVING IT

We've done a 'strangest place you've had sex post' - but never a favourite positions poll I know you can only vote for one but post your oth…

at the moment im favoring Doggy Style - im an ass man so love to see the lasses' ass when im fucking (sorry ladies - I mean 'making love') A…

I blame Deano

so what do you like best for the slim girls and what do you like for the slightly more curvier ladie ???

i love that xmas song with Kirstie mcCall - classic xmas hit

DMX http://planetshine.com/graphics/dmx.JPG VS. Degeneration X http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dx/29.jpg ...'FIGHT'...

D-X would kick DMX's ass................'suck It'

most certainly, gotta love the shower scenario ...... mmmm i would digress but i would be called perv trust me ......its not so bad :king: b…

all DMX got is there bitch slap rapping - the wrestlers would pound them and beat them into submission

AAAAAAAAArghhhhhhhhhhh - dont get me started on wrestling being fake

thats the one

see they offered the job to Claudio Ranieri but her turned them down

No - its predetermined - but not Fake :king:

go on Neo - do you just like to give it to them up the poop shoot ??? - thats fine with us - just log it under doggy :cheers:

OOOH - thats good I remember fucking wor lass in the shower once - the taps on the bath were handy to hold onto :cheers:

GOD DAMN IT...........(lobo getting as stiff as a board) Where have you been all my life Cheeky !!!!???

lol - Lobo "Its real its real its real" Richie "its fake its fake its fake"

okay past or future BOTH :cheers:

the third episode of the new series is on MTV at 10 so will probably be loggin out no later than then Any Southpark fans here - I think its …

ok let me change somit lol ill do any thing with a woman Cool So your with a women - a right stunner and she says "Neo - tell me now and ill…

just found out today my brother in law had owen as first scorer and toon to win 3-0 - he hot 70/1.........jammy bugger

lovely - jubbily

My little lads called Connor. if we had a girl she would have been called Robyn Ive always liked the name Logan aswell.............named aft…

well 4 me its.... Bourbons Your the only other person mate I know that likes Bourbons - there fooking lovely my top five are 1) Bourbons 2) …

you ever fucked a ginger lass? No - sticking my willy in a carrot topped Ginger girl could possibly alter my DNA and make me produce ginger …

lol @ Lobo but who would u no if they died there hair n u ended up wiv a ginger baby n then there be nothin you could do about it!!!! I wou…

u people do realsie twixs, kit kats etc are not biscuits they r wafers lol wafers is just a fancy name for biscuits - Kit Kats in my book ar…

LOL - best to seperate you and Cheeky - both of you posting together could cause a paradox or something :king:

Leornardo Da Vinci was one talented guy - I really want to read his book. Did you know they found designs for helicopters by him which weren…

Thundercats South Park Transformers Mask Dartanian & The Three Muskerhounds also loved The Puppies new adventures -about a bunch of dogs try…

He was the FAMOUS film director he did 'The Birds', 'Psycho' (The original version), 'Vertigo' and 'Free Willy' (actually Im joking about th…

bloody hell Boston - do you live in a cocoon??? (thats where a caterpillar truns into a butterfly - not a black person) :cheers:

Dirty Dancing - 'nobody puts baby in a corner'

he always made a cameo in his films - hed be an xtra somewhere in the backdround but visible on screen

I think Shola Ameobi is single

mmmmmm - nice I once went to see Steve Vai at the city hall and this lass had her hands down the back of my jeans sqeezing my ass cheeks - s…

yeah - come on Boston - tell us whay you like honey

you hav'nt seen me have you Boston - Im black - wanna play ?

mmmm - I love girls moaning I also like it when you know a girls going to come when you can feel that muscle beging to contract in there fan…

Hes thats right - Im Black as the ace of spades

bloody hell, theres phone sex - text sex and now its turning into forum sex. LOL 'Yeah baby, im hot, im touching myself right now' - muhahah…

in some areas

now I really am touching myself

yeah wot the fucks a cameo lol a baby camel friggin classic - lmao

wot the pissin heck is Transformers Mask Dartanian & The Three Muskerhounds O MY GOD - you poor deprived child

yeah - but im LOBO -after the Lobo wolfs -'I fuck like a beast'

SPLURT

http://www.guitar-poll.com/afb/Steve%20Vai.jpg

here he is http://www.cyranos.ch/sphitch.jpg

hes done lots of intrumental guitar albums and also was the guitaist for the great David Lee Roth and was once in Whitesnake

you bastards - did you both cum ?

tigers are feminine - Im a testosterone fueled masculine fuck beast 'HEAR ME ROAR'.......................................gggr ?

leave him alone poor lad 'he had reserves' ok :cheers:

No - Im not a pervert.........................................................

My god LOBO i really dunno wot u tryin 2 do 2 me 2night yeah baby - the lobo is full of surprise's sugar anyways David Lee Roth - is ex sing…

Dolemite squirt

it was the 80's - that was the 'cock rock' look

give me a teaser - is it a shaven haven or just neatly trimmed ?

god damn it richie - you better PM me the picture !!!!!!!!!!!!! as co site admin I command thee

not jealous - just itrigued :cheers:

I think we bring the worst or best out of each other - depends which way you look at it

I was just a wee boy in the eighties - Im only 26 you know

keep me up to date Richie :cyclopsani:

Come on Boston - share the beef (snigger.. beef curtains..snigger) - what colour are your dildos and vibrators ????

you cant say that Boston - what were you thinking ????

he put a quid on so won £70 quid plus got his quid back

does Boston like the blonde curly look ????? - I can be anything you want me to be tinker :king:

cool - come on Richie. I know a gentlemen never tells but its you where talking about :cheers: dish the dirt

cool - does it take much cleaning ????

Ive already told her Im black - im as black as the ace of spades. Im a nigga playa tightie haught dolemite pimp

im guessin a or b.........hopefully

is it real of fake ???

im touching myself again

ggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrr - how cold

heres a pic of me http://www.devilspost.com/gfy/seenig.jpg

classic - that was one long series of a cartoon

yeah - i must apologise, it was a bit cold that day so its looking slightly shrivelled :king:

well - Ive had not one halloweener knock on my door - been a real quiet night round here - how about everybody else ????

'The Day We Caught The Train' by Ocean Colour Scene - I used to love that friggin song

'Cry To Me' - its the song Johnny fucks baby to in 'Dirty Dancing' - total fucking seductive song - Patrick Swayze is my hero

I cant dance to save my life so Ill just stick to watching it :king:

cool - do I get to touch her without risk of prosecution ???

it was worth asking - I feel like Peppers - you guys are giving me a real bad reputation :king:

later Wigga

It was me - I wore Predator out and needed some more sweet ass love

was there more than one series of the Mysterious Citiies of Gold ???

and its definetly not a fecking Wafer !!!

Tight mother fuppin nigs what sonds more racist ? - Nig Nog or Coon ???

Ive had School = Seanboy - cant really shorten Sean so got lenthened to Seanboy Work = Billy bit of a story here - this was at my old work i…

welcome to the board Ruth2006 :cheers:

Muhahahahaha - geordie had his dick out and spanked it while looking a Cheetarah :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

I love the start of 'Jump'- fookin great i used to like a bit of Cypress Hill aswell

so this is the official - 'Oriental Girls That Kiss' thread - LOL - I like it

I like in no paticular order 1) Powerslam - wrestling magazine 2) Fortean Times - paranormal stuff 3) Focus - kind of like a science/current…

Id love to fuck a posh girl - when shes about to cum I would stop and make her say 'What what - what, what" before letting her climax. Id lo…

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2001/20010925/photos/images/24photo13.jpg "Buy from a Gypsy?"

here are some more Keegan quotes "England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second-to-none." "It's like a toaster, the…

"Is your name Jacobs?" "Cause you are a real cracker" "is there a mirror in your pants" "cause i can see myself in there" Do you know the di…

Results from last nights Taboo Tuesday http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphics/tabootuesday.jpg WWE RAW's Taboo Tuesday (Interacti…

she needs a Mr Miyagi type to guide her go on Boston - Im waiting for you to ask me who Mr Miyagi is :king:

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good oooh - thats a good one - Im going to try that on the girls at work tomorrow

Love to - Im going to stick my finger in at least to the second joint i think

yeah - I thought so aswell - just wanted a second opinion what is more offensice in general ? 'COON' or 'CUNT' ???

Welcome Ruth.... just a few questions Single? Hot? Horny? muhahaha GOD DAMMIT SHES MINE - I SAW HER FIRST YOU BASTARDS !!!!!!!!!!! so there …

the new ones....like Lawree - muhahahahahahahahahaha

i dont get it but hey thats me Is that Boston pretending to be neo ???

good find http://ninjapants.org/files/crack%20whore%20training.jpg

is it cos your black Richie ???

what kind of shape is Vader in these days ? The guy has'nt even been wrestling on the independent circuit or japan recently so a surprise to…

WTF was 'Hacksaw' Jim Duggan doing there ???? Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

todays tounge twisters - as always feel free to add :joker: http://www.kissforthecamera.com/photos/set1/images/deu_girls_kissing_175.jpg htt…

O dear

yeah - she has a nice belly button

ooh yeah - good pics Dean - thats the shit that makes this thread horny

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - how old are you Boston?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - 17 - still as fresh as daisy aswell I bet

why the fuck were you called Lolly ???? (insert sexual innuendo here)

so if boobies were a biscuit they would be a cake because their spongie ??? - Boston - you have a strange knowlege about biscuits only 'Rain…

nice and fresh - youthful exuberence - virile - fresh meat............... Im touching myself again dammit :pirate:

but Jaffa cakes are biscuits and your saying their cakes - if cakes are cakes then biscuits are biscuits - im very confused what are Bourbon…

is this a confession ???

O Boston - If only you were 'Lolly' again

but it is a cream covered by two wafer biscuits - does that not put it in the wafer league ???

Thats quality - they did'nt have to do that - three cheers to them for good customer service

I want to feel your figure :joker:

aaaah 17 - virile, exuberent, fresh as daisy etc............................

I thought you were a virgin Boston :geek:

we've cracked her Deano - she bluffing us with all her biscuit talk what are those crappy pink biscuit that nobody eats but are always in bi…

only forum sex :king:

ive got her best of on a copied CD - good voice but not my cup of tea

no no - are you allowed forum sex while going out with this lad? :cheers:

LOL - a cartoon is a cartoon Boston - it cant be a wafer and also a film aswell :pirate:

oooooh - you are naughty :joker:

got it in one Deano

true - but of a higher intelligence (muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha :cheers: ) - I blame the school systems for these young-uns today

I got B - Art C - English language C - English Litereature C - Technology C - Geography D - Maths D - History D - Science F - French B-Tec D…

to start with then ill ease a second in- get her used to the width and feel of something in her ass before gently shoving in the 'Buzzsaw' T…

any in Lincolnshire ???

the dirty bastard - cant stand perverts

I was waiting for some smart bugger to make a comment LOL Its nowt like 'Fame' or anything like that - just done a bit music and wrote out f…

ill ring you - oooooooooooooooooooh yeeeeahhhhhhhhhh - how many joints first ???

your boyfriend for reading filthy magazines - how obscene :joker:

I dont have a fecking Lisp.............................. you bassssssstard

I bet hes not concentrating on the mag if your sittting on him Have you give him a pokey wank yet ?

LOL :cheers:

ooh yeaah - i like the pics with lots of tongue

muhahahaha - YES Ive just had a Hob Nob :pirate:

is it like 'Eye By Gum' and all that ????

2 whos Richies You know him as Rischie :cheers:

I bet hes showing all his mates - the dirty man...............wish I was his mate :king:

You cant blame the adict - its the suppliers - the ones people like me buy the copied discs off :king: - alreet mate

here is where they got Deano's topping from http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/jesus_hates_Hip_Hop/vomit-366.jpg

fuck they were in the mid-nineties wer'nt they /

hey dude - i just founf out they had Joey Styles doing commentry for it dont suppose you taped it at all mate ???

were they aussie - i thought they were scandanavian or something ???

yes please dude - only if you got time though

Hello everybody - today we got Hottie A - http://www.undeadclan.com/images/curbfeelers.jpg Hottie B - http://babesmedia.entertainment.ign.co…

Hottie B for me - Im scared I could lose an eye or something with A http://www.insanemidget.com/gfy/dawsonhitit.jpg

Peebee calls me J.D. and its stuck.Thanks to lobo i'm now the sexual predator. its true - he is :cheers:

Yeah - I had Sky sports installed but had to have it taken out - LOL, it was either have Sky Sports and not eat - Blast that infernal food!!…

Def Leppard - 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' - get in there - its a cock rock classic.

welcome katieb250577 :cheers:

okey dokey here is the PULL-O-METER!!!!check out http://www.thesite.org/flash/pull-o-meter/pull-o-meter.html Ive got a 66% chance of pulling…

this girl is real fucking hot - check out the intro video on the below link http://taylorbow.com/t1/pps=milfcen/

well your 2% more likely to pull than me Boston.....lets see who is below me - muhahahahaha

Yeah Boston - any naughty vids of you lurking anywhere

The 31 Rules of PORN 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satis…

This site is cool - a must read for all the ladies http://www.dontspitswallow.com/

answer the question BB :pirate:

heres something that may help us gents his those spots http://www.fitpenis.com/ps/infoe.htm

Jim Morrison - love The Doors Billy Riley - the founder of the world famous 'Snake Pit' gym in Wigan that trained some of the best hooker/sh…

Im going for 2-0 to the Toon feeling confident with the recent spate of results and also that Birmingham are similar to us with injuries and…

Never liked the Bill ever so no comment from me :joker:

I knew she would dump me for a younger man :king:

Dear god - please tell me its not true Frank "Im Frankie Dettori" Bruno standing as a MP ?????????

LOL - if you can find that mate yu have to post it up :cheers:

just found a pic of Goldust, Jonathan Coachman and Vader together - bloody hell, vader really has turned into cartman http://i31.photobucket…

http://www.pianetabianconero.com/forum05/Smileys/default/145.gif Emre is class - get in there - 1-0 http://www.pianetabianconero.com/forum05…

i used 2 play the flute lol the only thing i really could play was baa baa black sheep coz i leart it over n over when i tried 2 play summat…

thanks Boston....im sensitive you know :king:

sweet - could you still play baa baa black sheep that way ?

well you've always been a talented girl I hear when it comes to that :cheers:

ive only ever played the drums - ive got a harmonica here at home but cant do much with it

wots a harmonica :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: - ahh bless Boston - you are SOOOO cute its also known as a mouth harp - its used mainly in blue…

what a standy-up bass ? - ahhhhhhhhhhh bless

here a pic of Big Al and Kenny Cunningham from todays game http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/2677219

I never copied it mate because I could'nt get it to work on my old PC - bugger

yeah mate but its when I used to have the old Millenium edition PC and it never worked so I brung it back in for you - I think you lent me t…

yeah - Now ive got the XP I think it would on this one :king:

todays competition is Hottie A - http://cecash.com/i/boobs35.jpg Hottie B - http://cecash.com/i/boobs39.jpg

hottie A for Lobo today :king:

^^^^ yeah your right, never noticed till you said there. Definetly looks like an Appleton

and also http://whatthehoof.com/content/view/202/1/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Peppers thats right - peppers has his own spot on the…

Predators asked me to post this one Samuel L Jackson http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/the_man_796.jpg vs. Wesley Snipes http://us…

Wesley Snipes for me - the guy is well into his various martial arts in real life so definetly Wesley for me :king:

Yeah thatsa good film - I love that picture above - he looks cool as fuck in the Blade movies

Ive always liked a little Black Sabbath and a bit of Ozzy as a solo artist but Ozzy ive always though is only suited to the music he does - …

I can play the start of 'Love me Do'by The Beatles and 'Michael Row The Boat Ashore' muahahaha - and also something that resembles the start…

^^^^ - you jammy bastard

my dear child we will have to give you tips :cheers: - you will be like a deer trapped in a cars headlights when the man eating talons of Bo…

only to cover my stiffie from seeing Bostons tatas :cheers:

muhahaha u wanna take over when i tire? sloppy seconds but.... why not- ill bring some of the bairns wet wipes along- get boston to wipe her…

01) GK= PETER SCHMEICIAL - the guy was a fucking rock, truly great 02) RB = FRANCO BARESI - was great as either a right back or sweeper for …

WTF have I missed ?

Cheeky brutalises poor Neo- great to watch though :cheers:

SHut up Porridge wog Muhahahahahahahaha :cheers: that has to be one of the best comebacks Ive ever heard LMAO:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

I played for Stocksfield Ave Primary football team.................. TAXI

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if FUBU Nigga is a little red X box then yes, I can see it

O yes- to quote the the big black guy from 'Predator' "....I Seeeeeee Yoooooou..."

check this out http://208.53.131.156/~nff/videos/jennyhotvideo.wmv sweet lordy lord - she is fine...............body of a throughbred whippe…

ask boston wot about the harmonica fuck me i didnt even wot wot 1 was lol so dont ask me what he means is that to get a tune out of the harm…

what a black guy and perdator? I know he is hung like one and I dont mean the swinging from tree thing the guy who was best buds with Blaine…

my Ex bf is proper FUBU mad trainers, jumpers jeans the lot i think its proper smart but ya cant get it round boston lol his mum n dad went …

Yep - and Ill rubs the vicks on your chest my poor lamb

Hi Im Lobo and i was first introduced by Deano

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new record, Youngest Chinese mother....Yin Chow Foo, 8, and father...Predator "21" muhahaha sucky sucky 10 darraw... baby makin 15 darraw!!!…

Im very partial to the shaven haven

what kind of tests Boston ??? - 'Clear Blue' possibly ???

damn right

Richie is odds on favourite in my book

apparently he broke down in front of all the players when he found out he was out again - apparently everybody was shocked as they have neve…

awww deano wot u suckin up 4 wot ya sed that i aint seen yet?? whats that mean in English ?

how about 'Biccie cock lover" ???

why I Boston - Ive got my fingers crossed and my knackers criss crossed aswell You take care yourself tinker

could have done mate - hav'nt heard anything more mentioned since the weekend about it

...How could we have forgotten about the biggest serial shagger of them all .....................................PREDATOR - I betcha its Pre…

If I was single Yes :cheers:

DOLEMITE say it loud and say it proud - dolemite is the newest leading franchise in cool lingo. It has taken Alreetas.com to a new level and…

^^^ - you get dragged through Cum ? - is that why you could be pregnant then ?

like - Dollar - Mite but sounds much cooler when you add a motherfucker at the end So when you tell your friends at work about how good a ni…

ooooh - I hate condoms Just takes one little super tail of spunk to beat your pill and infiltrate your egg - thats what happened with me and…

Dolemite Boston :king:

see us north easterners started the whole thing apparently - we say "charvas" - 'Char-VAS', i h8 the way southerners say 'chav'!!! tut tut t…

pick me up along the way - Ill bring along the wet wipes for my sloppy seconds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:

Can Richie be my protege ?

Ill bring two packs of wet wipes with me - Ive also got some lube guys - shall i bring that aswell ???

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah - time to hear the wolfman bark at the moon sweet lips

WTF is New Monkey ???? - what is old Monkey or was that just called Monkey ?????

fookinn hell - anybody done a cover of kenny Loggins 'Footlosse' - i fecking love that song :cheers:

shit shit shit go on msn now n look ok right now i will go on cam come on you buggers - share the beef There are no secrets on Alreetas !!!!…

my sexy ass n my boobs omg the use of my vibrator richie u lucky lucky boy you were showing him your bump werent you preggaz :king:

LOl - How about Chylmidia for a girl ??? Is the bairn having your last name or Bostons name Richie ???

Are you going to marry Boston to make her a respectable women mate ? - if so can we all make pervy speeches at the wedding hey Boston - I ca…

Shit - technical hitch mate You dont mind starting from scratch again do you ??????????

old enough to get pregnant then your old enough to seal the deal - :king:

I dont think there is mate - Ill have a look into it for you

thing is richie we cant have new members looking at you with hardly any posts and wondering why you are a moderater so might have to de- Mod…

just marry Richie and everything will be fine - Richie will provide for you and little Chlymidia and you will live happily ever after

I know is horrible mate but would you mind if Boston takes over your moderating duties??? :pirate:

0.40 posts per day - that can nob off aswel!!! :cussing: Im sure it will look better over the coming months after you've posted your first 1…

How would you feel richie if we stripped you of the power you got and handed it to Boston ?

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - i cant take it anymore, this is killing me :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: been wind…

ROFLMYO :cheers: Ive just put them all back on for you now mate :king: :king: :king:

No - just me and Deano - Sorry for not letting you in on it Boston. :king:

shit - sorry Boston - your probably next in line cos you've been brillaint on this site Would you really have 'jumped in Richies Grave' so q…

welcome to the board ruled by secrecy :cheers:

That must be why I am not fit - I must have a problem with my liver !!!!!!! Fooking shame because hes a tasty player when he is fit http://e…

what will peebee think of all this Richie??? And will Predator be godfather of the bairn aswell ???

well done Neo - I to masturbate over porn ........and eastenders :cheers:

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well done there BB :king:

To coin a phrase from 'All Saints' "This Is A Booty Call" got any nice ass pics - post em here http://users.pandora.be/viesmanne/babes/010.j…

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hey there Rich - welcome back to Alreetas. Gret to see you here again dude Im checking them out now dude on that link to pure Volume

Just checked the 4 songs out at pure volume - I like them. Very catchy with good lyrics :king:

thank god im not the only one :king: - Ive heard them mentioned loads of times but have no idea what they are ?????

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I like most sorts of music - particulary Rock, metal - stuff like that

^^^ so what are they then ????

cool man - list away - always open to suggestions for bands i might not have head before :king:

what did her say Cheeky ? "Ive moved my car for you m'lady - by the way, nice tatas" :cheers:

aaaaaaaaaaaah - i bit like my Tesco card :king:

OOOOH Cheeky - He was so wanting to sleep with you....... - and when your husbands away as well :cheers:

Graham rix is kiddy fiddler and should be burnt at the stake Im not too keen on the fucktard either

^^^^ - did he have the blue eyes you like ???

Thats Soooooooooooooooooo sexist cheeky , just so degrading :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

this is so not right -its messing with my mojo :king:

ok this is just a suggestion but how about a tv bit so people can talk about the tv programs they watch I know its not in the title but its …

Not at all - its something we've talked about for a while and think its a good idea. I just hope we do get more girls ( or lads if anybodys …

Dont make me wipe your posts again Richie :cheers:

:cheers: - great stuff

is it free or do you have to pay for anything you watch ???

Real good thread mate Thtas a tough thing to think about. I think I would fall into the trap where I would not report it at all until it got…

When i was clubbing at the weekend this scottish guy came up to me and said 'are you up for a shag?' i shook his hand and he said 'is that a…

i never even heard of him till i saw him ontv gettin this job as a player I know he played for Arsenal He was a coach at Chelsea under Gianl…

Geordie - you have covered some GREAT fucking programs I used to love I too used to want to fuck becky and darlene from Roseanne - fucking h…

Richie the secrets about you i could share with the forum. :cheers: Now this could get REAL interesting :king:

ohhh thats the most common chat up line in boston every1 uses it n every1 goes wiv it lol (Lobo makes mental notes and buys A-Z on how to ge…

I used to watch Trumpton and camberwick Green - they were great. Which one was it where a different charcter came out of the music box at th…

down the road n then turn n down anuva road awesome directions Boston - im sure Ill be there in no time :brilsmurf: The way you descibe Bost…

babycakes is nice..................how about fannyfudge ??????

ok then - how about fudgepacker ???

cheeky i would post men but i have nooooo idea STILL how u put pics on been told so many times but im just thick any probs check out this th…

woohoo REALLY im a mod soooo wot i do Dear god............what have we done :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: Juts winding you Boston Petal - your …

if i licked his nipples and called him daddy do you think he would like me ???

I know - to help out the ladies until more females start posting, Im searching within myself to find a feminine side to add some more perspe…

Sucker for the 6 pack Boston eh ??? - belive it or not back in the day when I was 18/19 I had one of them cos I used to go to the gym (I rea…

"Lucozade Sport - gets to your thirst...Fast"

Id hit it two times without a condom :king:

^^^ If weere in jail I would fear somebody like that would rape me :pale: Okey dokey ladies - needs some suggestions for the ladies board an…

hey there Tosser - welcome to alreetas :cheers:

welcome to the forum Mr Ginge :cheers:

Ill have a look into it mate - Been some problems on the board regarding people signing up aswell within the last week or so. Dont know if i…

Ive seen it before - always a pleasure, never a chore. Ive upchucked over it a few times now :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

you mean who is the smuttiest perv or who is the guy that deals the porn ??? probably smuttiest perv is myself (alas some things never chang…

shit - i forget about you liking the orientals aswell - you'll have a friend for life in predator :cheers:

you mean like which celeb is passable, which celeb id finger and stuff like that ??? If so best leave that to geordie because Id lay down wi…

how the hell to i remind you of Columbo ??????????????? is it my glass eye ?

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ok - ill have a blast 1> Passable ............... her who plays Skye in Neighbours 2> Kissable ................ Courtney Cox 3> Fingerable .…

AAAgh Stacy Keibler one the reasons why non-wrestling fans watch wrestling http://img28.imagevenue.com/loc202/th_685_Stacy_Keibler_45.jpg

wow - not what i was expecting at all - thanks LOL - so what were you expecting tinker ???

well im hot and horny, but not single. think julia roberts with a smaller mouth and bigger boobs........... lobo, dont dare deny it! Its tru…

Cool - welcome to the board Git :cheers: maybe you can tell us why Cheeky and Neo call each other Mofo ??????????

hi - i'm new too.... but i'm probably more lost Well Ruth2006, I will show you the way.............. :king:

ohh yea, she the hottest lass in wrestling? what was her name in wcw Miss someone ?? Miss Hancock - she started out as Nitro Girl - I rememb…

okey doke - ill have a look into it Zucco :joker:

You liar Rich - You were just saying at work how much you adore Phil Collins and how you adore his cover of the Supremes 'You Cant Hurry Lov…

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I dont dislike them - just not my cup of tea. Been around a while now hav'nt they

the nitro girls were amazing wasn't buff bagwell banging a few ? he wishes - no Kevin Nash was reportedly shagging Chae (once made a comment…

http://www.hpedsb.on.ca/sg/quinte/images/title_over_the_top.jpg did everybody take part in the min silence at 11:00am today ??? Its somethin…

no, i have a strict hair regime..... You got my attention :king: :king: :king:

In all seriouness and of course in a non gay way - that lucky bugger Brad Pitt he obviously good looking - Hes a good actor i think, a milli…

less is more That was such a GREAT GREAT GREAT answer - I TOTALLY agree. :cheers: I wish I still worked with you Ruth - I miss our conversat…

no, the hair on my head is bountiful lobo, i miss you too babe. how many people do i know who took the time to learn how to ask to see my bo…

i dont do pain....if that answers your questions? lobo...and also in french.............?? Oui Oui......... and you still spurred my advance…

you went to the effort of 2 diff languages and she still said no. What is the world coming to. I tell ya - learning languages for a ladie is…

we had a manager at work who blatantly made a phone call half way throught he silence. sad statistic is there was only roughly 7 days betwee…

thats right How to I say In Spanish Sheri "You have magificent breasts" can you spell it normally and also how its pronounced aswell .......…

somehow the phrases "you have lovely big boobs, can i touch them" and "is your vagina hairy" dont make a womans knickers fall off, no matter…

OOOH yeah - Im finding Booty call a turn on aswell :cheers:

If none of us believe in war Then can you tell me what the weapon's for Listen to me everyone If the button is pushed There'll be nowhere to…

deano, is someone didnt speak the language, i think you would get away with it. dont do any miming actions.....thats something lobo also for…

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Grande encantadora Pechos Guapo mmmmmmmmmmm :cheers:

please dont say dos cervezas, por favor............please, please??? lobo - i really cant remember i'm afraid. i didnt spend alot of my time…

so what did they use it for if there were no screws - strange aint it

Great stuff Ruth - Pechos & Conos.............also gotta love them Putas any other good stuff ill like ????? proper Dolemite - Im going to s…

id be the world greatist Fighter I would'nt lord it over people but it would give you a sense of confidence to be able to go out and know th…

I think he is - we had some good boxers such as nigel benn, Chris Eubank, Herol 'Bomber'Graham, Lloyd honegan (born in jamaica I think but b…

hey tosser I too was touching myself when reading your posts - it must be the way you explain your gramatical errors

what is a Mofo ??? - what does it mean ??? :king:

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tight my motherfuppin wigga :king:

I love it when they are grabing the titties aswell O yeah - its like they are really enjoying the snog so much - that they want more :joker:

noooo i cant say i have cucumbers r manky 2 lol you meant to eat them before using them on yourself BB :king:

Bloody hell - quite a CV there As Deano mentioned do you have our list ??? - i bet we are no angels either

Britain has largely traded arms with countries since the end of WWII. "We" did in fact trade weapons with Iraq during the 1990 invasion for …

"Don King wants Mike Tyson in next unification tournament Source: SecondsOut As result of Vitali Klitschkos retirement Don King now promotes…

from the same place I was reading about at possible fight beleive it or not between Antonio Tarver and Mike tyson - apparently Tarver has ca…

Being a gentleman voted for cooler and cuffs.Just to get lucky would do me. but say you were guranteed it mate and had the choice of a bush,…

Would have to say a strip.You got the truth out of me lobo. nought wrong in a tidy strip my friend

muhahahahaha - ive added the poll part on for you mate Fornby played a mean ukele (or was it a banjo) which he wcould use to great effect as…

Lobo whispers - 'why eye man me little petal'

good to hear Tyson have a bit fire in his belly. I know he way past his best but Tyson will always draw Its just that when you imagine Tyson…

has anybody played the new computer game of the Warriors yet ??? Also apparently there is a remake of The warriors due out in 2006 http://i1…

Just wondering if any of you guys have a favourite horror - or which paticular horror really mate you shit your pants ??? Its not bad when I…

Ive got it on DVD if you want to borrow it Pred ???

I am the jumpiest monkey in Nato I shit myself at any horror movie, i went to watch scream at the cinema when it first came out but this was…

where were you stationed Cheeky if you dont mind me asking ? and did you get to go to and interesting places when you were in the army ??? W…

Keanu for me :king:

Good thread there Cheeky. Its funny how songs can either really make you relate to certain things or remind you of certain times in your lif…

I dont think Ive seen that one - Ill keep my eyes open for it though it though next time its on Is that Jim Steinman of Meatloaf and Bonnie …

I cant watch it at all would give me permenant nightmares i cant even watch fx2 the deadly art of illusion as it ahs a clown in it That part…

^^^^ - would he be allowed at least 10 min recupperation time ???

Not only did we beat old enemys Argentina yesterday at Football but the England Rugby team also beat another old enemy in Austrailia at Rugb…

nooooo dont do recoup sorry , my recoup time involves more action from the mouth for the man until he feels good and ready to go at it again…

on the subject of 80's movies anybody seen one of the best feelgood movies ever called 'Somekind Of Wonderful'? - Its got a young Mary Stuar…

"Never underestimate anybody or anything" - more of a motto really but I stand by it :king:

You never forget your army number No unfortunatly i never left wiltshire when i was in the military, i got medically discharged but married …

He gets back in 5 hours and my house looks like fallujah !! Give the poor bloke at least 10 min recupperation time Cheeky - i beg you !!!

Cook Clean and well erm sort the kids is my life !!! Thats a damn hard thing to do though so Kujos to yourself - Wor lass looks after the ba…

Love the feelgood movies - im not quite the catherine Cookson fan (muhahahahahaha - sorry Cheeky :cyclopsani: ) - here are some of mine 1) S…

hmmm i probably dont even have to say my fav movie gotta be the matrix gets my blood pumpin I love the bit at the end of the first movie whe…

bloody hell Cheeky - at 6 and 16 months you definetly have your work cut out for you there :king:

no probs dude

the 'Forever' album by Kid Rock - 'Lonely Road Of Faith' - beautifal song

Yeah they are riotess Take this morning for instance: Joshy wakes up at 6am. Decides he wants to fill his nappy straight away (damn hes a ma…

ive got you mobile dude 07866819966 If you need me im on 07814194988

okey doke - Ill use either as a last resort and for me mate my land line is 0191 2411003

best shag i ever had. those gums work a treat for oral!!!! yummy muahahahahahahah - protect the old banjo string

I forgot one DOLEMITE :king:

Im totally shocked and stunned - one of my all time favourite wrestlers in Eddie Guerrero was found dead today - I dont really know what to …

here we go Boston - George Foreman http://simpler-solutions.net/pmachinefree/images/uploads/foreman2

Poltergeist & Poltergeist II were both great films. - Watched Poltergeist for the first time when I was 10/11 and always made a point of swi…

heres a nice signature going round the forums - credit to Darth Tater - real nicely made http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/725/ripeddie0js.…

NWA-TNA had there 'Genesis' PPV last night - here is the card http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphics/genesisbox.gif NWA TNA's Gen…

LOl - you remind me of that chracter from 'Little Britain' 'Phoar - he's goooooorrgous'

but they are int they LOBO admit it u wouldnt turn some of that down lol Im afraid so

Credit to the Boston Blondie for the below pictures Hottie A - http://tours.playboy.com/join/net/images/join_hero.jpg Hottie B - http://tour…

Quality geordie 69 - great finds :king:

yeah sorry he dint show up last time lol wooooow hes kinda old int he i imagined a fatter version of that chef erm errrrrrrrrrr erm i 4got h…

Welcome to the site Xplorer - good to have you here :cheers:

Have a few songs that have different meanings to me.The most recent is "nine million bikes"by Katie Melua. Is that cause it reminds you of..…

Bill Duke, that's the guy from Predator. He's also in Commando, he's the one who Arnie impales on a chair leg. classic quotes when they are …

I cannot believe Guerrero's dead, he was a great wrestler. Does anyone have a favourite match? I remember he had one of the best matches I'v…

1) Caring 2) Loyal 3) Gullable 4) Friendly 5) Pervert

Good night in for me - Im an old man now you know !!!

two glaring misses for me "Defenders of The earth" & "Masters Of The Universe" - classic http://www.80scartoons.net/images/d/defearth.jpg De…

Rocky 6 is now being filmed with Stallone back again as Rocky Balboa - playing the baddy in this one is boxer Antonio Tarver - heres an arti…

ooooh - should be a real good fight. My heart says cazalghe but head saying Lacey. hav'nt really seen lacey yet but heard nothing but great …

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also another tidbit Christian made his debut appearence for the companysince he left the WWE at the start of the month - he cut a promo and …

the one and only - malenko was another of my faves. You like Malenko Deano ???

HOW DARE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!

as far as I know they have put a 2m tribute video on the WWE syndicated shows with highlights of his career.

Ricky Hatton goes up against Carlos Maussa on 26 November with 'The Hitman' putting up his IBF Light Welterweight Title against Maussa's WBA…

thats funny :cheers:

hes one ugly mother fucker LOL - and you say you've never seen Predator ???

God dammit Boston !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cyclops: you've polluted the thread :pukeleft:

it int pred is it? LOL - no, not our Predator - the movie Predator. The famous line from Arnie in it is "You're one ugly motherfucker" :chee…

I can see it ??????????????????????????????????

fuckin hell Lobo u had me heart goin thought id dropped ma self innit then :cheers: - No,Predator is much more chiselled and debonair than C…

chiselled???? debonair???? Chiselled v. chis·eled, or chis·elled chis·el·ing, or chis·el·ling chis·els or chis·els v. tr. To shape or cut wi…

Hottie A - Tiffany Agosto http://vipx.telepolis.com/chicaplay2004/models/CB/CBMes03/tiffany-agosto/Tiffany27.jpg Hottie B - Sophie Moon http…

For me....I'd just use it purely for sexual needs!! i see sum1 i like, famous or not famous - i'd stop the clock, freezing them, and fuck th…

just to tag this on heres is a recent interview recap with The Hitman Recap of Bret Hart on WWE.com's Byte This Hosted by: Todd Grisham Date…

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you will learn, rocky is great Damn right - the 5th one was a bit odd but 1-4 are fantastic My personal fave is Rocky 2 followed by Rocky 4

Its on my xmas list so Im hoping santa will be good :cheers:

Just seen the breaking news on Sky Sports that Roy Keane has left Man Utd by mutual consent - He was there from 1993 and his agent is curren…

I forgot you were a Man Utd fan Boston. Are you a Roy keane fan at all ???

rocky that chinky bloke? who in blue hell are you talking about - muhahahahahahahahahahahahah :cheers: http://rockybalboa.altervista.org/Roc…

are you talking about looks or playing ability ???? - me thinks looks you glory supporter :king:

heres the article fom the BBC web site Keane in shock exit from Man Utd Roy Keane has left Manchester United by mutual consent. United conf…

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heres an article just seen on the Hatton/Maussa fight Hatton and Maussa Sound Off Hoboken, New Jersey . . . IBF light welterweight champion …

I'm not surprised, only a couple of months ago he said he wanted to leave at the end of the season, he obviously couldn't wait that long. He…

LOL :cheers: this could be a very disturbing battle - I can see Gandhi going for Thresa with his flip flop but then Theresa rallying herself…

very nice pics but not the best you have put on here I will try and do better today :king:

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supposed quote from Floyd Mayweather jr Floyd Mayweather - "A showdown with Britain's IBF light welterweight champion Ricky Hatton looks lik…

in the running for the Republic Of Ireland job supposedly are Kevin Keegan, Bobby Robson and Ossie Ardiles also being mentioned are Terry Ve…

anybody here been watching the new series of 'Peep Show' on Ch 4 ??? - fooking love it http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/P…

Friday nights at 10pm - give it a watch if you get the chance :pirate:

Nee Idea, Roy keane? Yeah - I would'nt be surprised to see keane given the job. Good call Deano

ooh - this teases http://www.wimp.com/webcamladies/ its to the backing of 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' by Def Leppard

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Boston - were you Miss Alabama 1994 - muhahahahahahahaha. Just kidding tinker :cheers:

I hate the machines - I once put my money in to get a ticket ( cos the inspecters were there) and after I put the money in the machine went …

Im getting wor lasses cast off phone when she renews her contract in December. its a picture phone which should be cool Im still using an ol…

FUCKING AWESOME - love it :cheers: to all the ladies in Spanish mexican "Chupa Mi Pito"........ (suck my cock) and so that i feel more intel…

Here are the results from last nights UFC 56 PPV http://www.mmafighting.com/news/ufc/images/ufc56_b.jpg Preliminary Bout #1 - Thiego Alves b…

wots metro- them diddy cars Muhahahahaha - I loove it - diidy cars :cheers: The Metros like a train service that takes you round just like t…

I think the show is on Bravo tonight judging by the TV listings

KK at Eire - are they ready for his whinging and moaning when he does'nt get his own way ???

well what did you do then - become a lesbian hopefully ???

My faves are 1) Tiffany Minx 2) Jasmine St Clair 3) Jenna Jameson ill sort out some pics later - I love Tifanny Minx :cheers:

fuck - you really are a bad ass - next it will be armed robberies :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

My all time favourite - Tiffany Minx http://www.mallcom.com/docs/dimages/tiffanymynx3.jpg

Hottie A - BARBARA http://www.polish-busty.info/Ewa_Barbara_Sonnet_Photos/7.jpg Hottie B - AMY COBB http://perso.club-internet.fr/baggett/da…

welcome drognan :cheers:

great stuff Cheeky - as long as you happy you go girl :cheers:

bedopwopbedopwop SCATMAN................. no

http://eurokdj.free.fr/trombino/scatman.jpg Scatman John

Just went for Hottie B has such a sweet ass...just Hottie A has great natural tatas - reminds of marie White - alreetas Marie :cheers: :chee…

so supposedly Juventus are interested in Roy Keane - cant see him and Patrick Viera being all pally like ??? Apparently Middlesbrough have b…

and Mayweather feeds the flames - this is apparently another recentt quote by him "It's not the belt that makes the champion. Ricky Hatton d…

He was also tried for buggery, on young boys. that I did not know

When he was in his 60's he had a 14 yr old boyfriend. You know what they say, "You're only as young as the person you're feeling" speaking o…

nope least he wouldn;t understand if she said no You wanna be in my pram my pram my pram Muhahahahaha ^^^ good one

Jeff 'Left Hook' Lacey eh - you naughty girl you

'Spam and Shit at the same time'

just seen this on The Wrestling Observer McMahon announces new drug policy At a meeting with all talent from both brands before today's tele…

The one time I wish i knew how to drive :pirate:

Im Wacky, Loving, Romantic, Wild & Wild again :king:

the only time i wish i was a beefeater !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Must admit i have done it a few times in the cinema and whilst underneath someones desk whilst he was pretending to work cheeky..........I t…

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bit of a read but here is the direct link aswell http://www.matthewcraggs.com/essays/sbtb.html Hey, hey, hey, hey! What is going on here? Ho…

oh dont be shy predator i must say my best feature is my lips !!! they normally become a talking point :) which set of lips ???

Yeah - ive seen it before but I never kept it. Not the greatist but definetly worth a tommy tank

....blow me ??? (lobo prays that is the answer) :cheers:

just finished downloading it now - I might have a cheap wank over it later

what is a black light ???

"sushi has been overtaken in China by a new food trend"

bloody hell - nice find Neo :king:

just seen this article - whattya think ??? "Celebrity boxing did monster rating numbers a few years ago. It now appears a proposed Joe Rogan…

shes a hottie alright - you ever seen her playboy spread ? - real nice

yep - she one of faves. Shes totally stunning

do you get it shipped/ordreed in then Ruth ???

did you sisters BF hint at a threesome with both of you ???? - two sisters at the same time would be cool

where do you get it from ???

ha ha ha PMSL @ Lobo thicko Boston - do you know what Mountain dew is ??? :king:

aaah - the one im thinking of (and Deano aswell im guessing) is the lemon drink that was stopped being sold in the UK due to it having more …

good to have you back Glyn :cheers: - are you a russ meyers fan ???

^^^ no idea whats going on....but welcome to alreetas Jbanner :cheers:

another important one what did the first person to milk a cow think they were doing? mmmm - dirty bastards

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Heres a good article on Hatton http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing/news/story?id=2234648

sorry to start another boxing thread but apparently Eubank is banrupt "Former middleweight champion Chris Eubank has been declared bankrupt …

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^^^ tis a sexy phone

oi u cheeky shit head u no i wouldnt even make it 2 become Miss Alabama muahahahahahahahahahaha :cheers:

mmmmmmmmmmmm - i wanna be your hotpants

climb in 2 me lol muhahahahahah - thats the best offer ive had today What does your mother wear to bed ??? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

well one is Star TREK - where they go boldly where no man has gone before or something the other is Star WARS which is in a Galaxy far, far …

Stra trek are humans exploring space Star Wars are technically aliens as its differnt planet to earth and are not from earth

no - the funny shaped ears and wrinkly forehead im guessing your thinking of is Star Trek - they hire aliens to work on the ships with them

does she have a shaven haven of delight ???

why dont you rent the star wars trilogy from Blockbuster or something - there not bad to watch

I would...I bet it glistens in the moonlight :cheers: :cheers:

yeah boston - plug alreetas to the laaaaaydies

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SHIT - i forgot all about it. What was it like ????

used this on the 'hot lass' at work... Can i have a picture of u? Coz i want Santa to know exactly what i want for Christmas... thanks cheek…

^^^^^ - muhahahaha - he is something they all secretly desire..........to be a GEORDIE :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

cheeky wants a double ended dildo and sum ass beads... :cheers: am i right hun? hehe better add some lube to that order aswell cheekster :ki…

^^^^ - what did your mam order boston ???????

cool - she can wear it at night when she does'nt wear her panties......mmmmm

mmmmm - i bet she thought I was In there :cheers:

I bags Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday.................anybody want Thursday ???

me and Pred have to please our other honeys aswell you know :king:

I have to space out the time between Boston and her momma equally :cheers:

^ ...........and your momma :cheers:

^^^^ uncanny - thats exactly what your mam says to me also :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

It must be :king:

^^^^ - draw the line at mid fifties - shes well in my range :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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what you think lads ??? - any predictions?

aye - owen supported everton as a lad did'nt he - i think he'll get both goals in a 2-1 win for the toon

was it a good fight to watch ???? heres the report from BBC News Cut Hatton unifies world titles Ricky Hatton survived a pair of cuts to un…

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okey dokey - enough of bostons mamma - lets get back on topic :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: http://img2.glowfoto.com/images/2005/11/26-08544417…

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i thought Owen had been cleared to play ???

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Im surprised by this one - i honestly thought star wars would beat Star Trek

not a knock on your family Cheekster but Ive stopped off at this service station in Grantham a few times and they all seem retarded - like v…

here another story - apparebtly its from Birmighams local paper regarding Souness sniffing after gareth Barry Newcastle target Barry swoop …

heres some random ones 1. It is impossible to lick your elbow 2. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 3. A shrimp's heart is in its head.…

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Am i the only one whos tried to lick their elbow after reading that ???

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LOl - good one tosser :king:

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pissed myself when i read no-3 - :cheers:

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awww fuck - lobo, ur my Mr Myagi tho? thats right richie-san.........now go paint my fucking fence :king:

nee probs Cheeky - ill pop it over to fuck bollox cunt now :pirate:

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aye - its corrected now :pirate:

no - did you ???

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im sick of John cena as champ - i never liked the gimmick when he started it and to see Kurt Angle having to job to him all the time bugs

mmmm - true

^^^ - what if he was pervy and wanted to piss in your mouth ???? .......valid question :king:

yep - Id give her some throat yogurt

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ones i can see are 01) Led Zeppelin 02) The b-52's 03) The Monkeys 04) Rolling Stones 05) The eagles 06) Black Flag 07) Whitesnake 08) Gun N…

just seen another 4 23) Seal 24) Jesus & Mary Chain 25) Scissor Sisters 26) Matchbox 20

another risky three 27) Queens Of the Stone Age 28) The Beatles 29) White Zombie

30) - 50 cent - fuck that was blatent and only just seen it lol also 31) Great White

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That picture is fucking cool - great find :cheers: there probably more like what do the banana skins mean on the ground ??? The cowboys on t…

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would you not even touch his willy just a little bit Boston ???

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This is a morbid one but just a little curious to what you would think. Say for one reason you were to be struck down with either a) going b…

^^^ dear god - that ass is fine :king:

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eyes are a lot harder 2 replace Love ya Boston :cheers:

heres a little thing that (pardon the the pun) boils my piss, which some of the guys may understand You go to the toilet and have a piss as …

u can replace eyes cant u?? :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: - Please Boston, stop - Im pissing myself

welcome to the one and only Assman have fun, post - be merry :cheers:

So gents - do you shave your balls/trim your pubes maybe??? I shave my balls - great for when getting blowjobs and also they feel smoother (…

nooooo i saw it on telly this girl had summats wrong wiv her eyes so she n her mum swapped .............................. or did i dream it …

heres a link of Kate Moss dancing with her tits out ! http://www.shampoon.com/playvideo/73/Kate-Moss-Naked.html

aye - but not the entire eye ball though

:cheers: lol - great post jbanner

ERM lol which 1?? ha ha only messin im still innocent Innocent my arse BB :cheers:

good lord - look at the size of those friggin lips - and he got big fucking ears. Looks like he fell out of the ugly tree to me :king:

just to follow on from Tossers thread ( http://alreetas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1865 ) who do you think should be the next Newcastle utd m…

I know BB - im innocent also :king:

what about Mick Jagger & Steven Tyler of Aerosmith then ???? - you want to suck their lips ????

Nope - your a girlie so thats fine :cheers:

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the stalk brought it in a big hankercheif :cheers:

1983 Kevin Poulsen again. A little-known incident when Poulsen, then just a student, hacked into Arpanet, the precursor to the Internet was …

yep - layed him in the cabbage patch field for us to collect him :king:

I can imagine Shearer bringing back Robert Lee as a coach and bringing in Gary Speed as his right hand man

where not BB - Predator just has luscious lips - thats all

Any predictions gents & Ladies ???

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anybody played the computer game of it yet ???????

was this him ???? http://www.alreetas.com/lobo/Peppers%5b1%5d.bmp Peppers got Rhythym - oh yeah

Steve Bruce , cos hes kinda good but also to me hes eyecandy !! i fancy the fuck outta him the dude has one of the wonkiest noses Ive ever s…

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mmmmm - good pics richie

Just tuck it into your sock. :cheers: we are not all aswell endowed as you though Predator mate :king:

I read something somewhere that it was a military word but could'nt remeber what it meant - great stuff again Jbanner :cyclops:

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heres the latest sighting of a UFO which was taking in Bulgaria http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1783.htm real or fake??? Also brings …

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shit BB - sorry to hear that but your better off without that numbnuts anyway

because your better than him - and you can do much better than him aswell

may be true but there plenty better than me aswell lol

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Thats frigging mental !! I fucking hate things like this though especially when somebody hacks into your accounts and emails and stuff to mi…

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is'nt Mutant X a kind of X-men ripp off ???

cool - has Harry started masturbating yet does it say ???

Hav'nt seen it but I read its got Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in it - Ill definetly rent the DVD when i see it

The original Guns N Roses - Axl Rose, Slash, Izzy Stradlin,Duff Mckagen & Steven Adler. Fooking love GNR :cheers:

when i click on the your dumped link alreetas comes up ???

aaaaaaaaah - LOl - bit of a shit way to find out you been dumped is'nt it...........but it would so work :king:

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dude - that would be cool - maybe a sub section of Alreetas ??? "Alreetas DUMPING Agency" lol

right here, right now its "Lay Your Hands On Me" by Bon Jovi

I forgot that fight was yesterday - goes to show as I was expecting Hopkins to get the dukes this time

did'nt see it unfortunetly - but if i had to pick my all time top 5 they would be 1) Billy Connolly 2) Peter Kaye 3) Ricky Gervais 4) Jim Da…

I was hiding in the cuboard watching - best wank I ever had :cheers: another one which is cool - cannot remember the entire monolgue but its…

I reckon a Jermain Taylor vs. Ronald 'Winky' Wright fight would be cool to watch - possible next opponent may be ???

LOl - go on Deano - at least you can come back on alreetas and brag that Cheeky fondled your sack :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Well it was 4 am in the morning and Neo was on my account playing a game and all of a sudden my alt logged in which was wierd so Neo rang me…

yeah but you would need to prove it to someone by showing them your sack muhahahahaha For all we know you could go in - bottle it - and sit …

Thanks to Deano for lending me 'Pirates'. - its big budget so its a proper film as to say with a proper story line, effects, an attempt to '…

Brilliant "you can have her - she got a scurvy vagina" Classic :cheers:

Ive lent it off you mate - Im bringing it back in for you tomorrow (mmm - maybe I should'nt have said anything lol)

http://www.alreetas.com/lobo/Alreetas%20smiley.png welcome to Alreetas Kayleigh :cheers:

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- That was improvised !!!!! - bloody hell, I take my hat off to pesci and liotta - GREAT ACTING :cheers:

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my fave is the one in the middle, the third lass from the left - she got a LOVELY pussy

yeah - us tough men would fight where u women folk would run....(lobo cowers and hides with fear of repraisels from BB & cheeky)

26 May next year is the release of X-Men 3 - fucking brilliant LOVE X-Men

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I would cut my little fingers off for a night with her - shes my current FAVE :drunken:

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well I reckon I saw one in burnopfield, and no I was not pissed I thought you were kidding mate - what did you see ??????????

a ufo in the sky lol - what was it like??? - what colour lights? did it hover for long or was it just shooting along the sky ????

bloody hell - how long ago was it ???

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yep - Im Internet Explorer

o dear - Stead makes Shola Ameobi look like Ronaldinho

hottie A for me :cheers:

i have no idea which moderator did it :pirate:

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O god please dont - my fat face will repulse new members

yep - i know :pale: A hint that it may have been a fire engine could be that NR is next door to a fire station aswell. To top it all off jus…

lol - it made a a loud clank cos it was metal and the people in front of me spun round to see what it was - I just kept my head down and kep…

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Just make sure its when your totally worked up, makes it easier, and its not far up only just inside ! so its best not to be relaxed then ?

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yeah - it is a toughy. im going for a because of her tata's although B has nice legs and Thighs :king: Hottie A for me

ive just had a wank over it :pirate:

is he getting the award for fucking you ???

I watched it till the little sign came op and said I was officially gay :cheers:

Ill find some and post some today damn - this board is full of pervs :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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not much in it but Ive went for Hottie b

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just looking at hottie A she reminds me a little of Dee who used to be in Neighbours

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welcome to alreetas Sweet cheeks :cheers:

surprised Richie has'nt posted asking if your single yet......give it another 5 min id say :king:

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welcome aboard.....you single? :king: damn Richie - 6 minutes since i posted my thread - I was just 1 min out. Your losing your touch mate :…

but then she would want to know where she was in the list :king:

Sweet u ever dabbled in a bit of bean licking? :king: Aaah straight to the point - Im so proud of you :king:

^^^ hav'nt listened to Enya for ages now at the moment im rocking to Thrice 'Vheissu' album

my hot females well numero uno is meeeee!!! 2) steph gardner 3)kayleigh scott (shes got a great body) 3)lori 4)rasna 5)holly 6)lisa foster 7…

You'd like her mate - you got any pictures of yourself post them to me and I can host it for you then place it on the thread so Richie can l…

hubba hubba - richie..........I KNOW you'd like her :joker:

Just out of interest, do you nkow of any bi sexual ladies at work? fooking hell - where did that come from LOL...............is there then ?

Do you think we should re-do the NR hottie tottie as a poll then sweet cheeks so it would be more fair ?? - the idea is getting thrown aroun…

give me 15 minutes and the all new from scratch 'Northern Rock Hottie Tottie poll' will be up on a sticky in the general section - when its …

ok - this has seemed to have garnered alot of attention and proved more popular than anybody thought so heres the deal we are going to have …

heres the link http://alreetas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2068

time for you votes sweet cheeks in the link in the above post :cheers:

lol iam TONY BLAIR As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happe…

you are allowed to pick one person - that one person gets your one and only vote. - once you voted you cant vote again :king:

mmmmm - will razna begum retain her crown or will there be a new winner ????????? :cheers:

Are you deliberating on who to pick ?

just so i dont have to keep thinking of what to write im just going to post the template of the message here so eitehr of us and copy and pa…

welcome to alreetas guys :cheers:

here is a picture of 'Macho Man' Randy Savage as most of us remember him http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/randysavage/14.jpg …

okey dokey - prediction time ooh and guess what - not to sound like a broken friggin record but Souness 'does'nt want to risk Owen' again - …

not sure but believe it or not he did release a rap/hip hop album about a year or two ago

do you like http://www.nndb.com/people/530/000044398/owen-wilson.jpg Owen Wilson ?

what times it on ITV 2 or 3 mate ?????

cool - been a while since ive watched some boxing

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since there is so many choosen i feel we could have a highlander moment here "there can be only one....." and start lopping off heads perhap…

Newcastle 1-0 Arsenal ...........I never doubted we'd win for a moment :thumbup: http://www.pianetabianconero.com/forum05/Smileys/default/83…

Big holla to the one and only Rabbi Grice - howdy mate :cheers:

check out http://bfro.net/news/silver_star_mountain.asp for the story here are the pics http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/9099/29iconsilver…

lol - did you help me Boston ????

mmmmm - whats the fucking diagnosis here ???? http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/hardin/md/pictures22/cdc/6538_lores.jpg ive just relised thats its qu…

^^^muhahahahahaha - looks like he been picking his scabs dont it

dirty bitch - i so want to sow her http://www.tuttogossip.com/images/gossip/R/Rebecca-Loos-2.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39588000/jpg/_39588935_top.jpg from BBC.news Comedian Richard Pryor dead at 65 Nothing was off limits…

HOW DARE YOU !!! lol :cheers:

fuck that - i would bury my knob any oriface on her - Damn fine body :king:

credit to Spider for the awesome new Alreetas.Com banner what you guys think ?

more info on the Joquin dude Toon Eye Joaquin Swoop Newcastle have moved a step closer to beating Chelsea to the signing of Real Betis ace J…

heres what BBC news had to say http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41109000/jpg/_41109206_williams_get_203.jpg Williams defeats rival Harr…

THE HULK http://digilander.libero.it/louferrign/lf14.jpg VS. HULK HOGAN http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/h/hulkhogan/63.jpg FI…

souness is sticking by Big Al Souness sticks by Shearer Newcastle manager Graeme Souness launched a passionate defence of captain Alan Shear…

http://www.chineseelvis.com/Resources/largecock.jpeg "Boston Blondies made to measure dildo arrives from Ann Summers" :cheers: :cheers: :che…

here a nice sig I just found http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/12/10/pryor.obit/t1.pryor.obit.jpg

looks like a movee to Real Madrid is imminent according to yahoo Keane set for Real after passing medical MARDID (AFP) - Roy Keane is poised…

dude - ive got them both on DVD so you can borrow them any time you like :cheers: just reading today they are planning on making 'Iron Man' …

cool - glad to finally know tha answers - that was a real good picture :king:

mmmm - for a start BB have a look at the skin colour :cheers:

OMG LOBO u cheeky shit head lol y me lol y y y??? muhahahahahahahahahahaha :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: - love ya BB

dont ever leave Alreetas BB - you crack me up so much :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Thats actually a mold of Predators tadger !!!

do ya get me tho dressed up?? eh - whos dressed up ???

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do you remember http://www.kingroom.com/movies/2005/movie-of-week/brewster-millions-dvd-1.jpg

shagging ??? :cheers:

damn - that three way one looks like pink cacti plant

Juventus have always been my Italian team - I started watching for their results after they signed Ian Rush in the eighties. - dont get me w…

http://freefoto.cz/srandicky/1061.jpg "and when the music stops the one left without a cock to suck is out"

Therapy at the Northern Rock is going well, but some the the girls still find it a mouth full. muhahahahahaha - good one pred

Just read this and pissed myself laughing :cheers: MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER! Friday Dec…

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name 5 man Utd players BB, without using your internet search engine!!!

not bad BB

yep :) i no my nephew's middle name is after micheal owen coz me sister n tylers dad both support man u - a week later he was transferred 2 …

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their french kinda explains it :geek: muhahahahahaha - i like you Raven :cheers:

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What an ugly mug! She has a beak instead of a nose. btw, hi! my first post in this wacky place :) and a fine section for it - welcome Metal …

mmmmmmmm - did you talk about boobies,pussys,knitting, periods - genral womens things like that ?????? :king:

god damn it !!!! - I hope it was nice things :king:

bloody wind up merchants :king:

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- I hope you were generous :king:

thanks Cheeky pet :king:

mmm - I just noticed that somebody has left their trainers right in the middle of the hall on that picture :king:

Im shocked that Lori & Percy dont have a vote yet

no man - you go..this is ALREETAS :cheers:

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^^^ dats Alice Coopers 'Poison' aint it

so hes going to Celtic now ?????????? Hoops quiet on Keane talk Celtic are remaining tight-lipped over reports that ex-Manchester United ski…

TNA had there 'Turning Point' PPV on saturday night - here are the results http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphics/nwaturningpoint…

http://www.donaldchase.com/picture-gallery/girls_girls_girls/girls_kissing_girls/images/dcgirlskissinggirls0812.jpg http://www.donaldchase.c…

wow - just read this Man 'died 32 times in 20 minutes' A heart patient has spoken of how he "died" 32 times in just 20 minutes before doctor…

muhahahaha - that was cool

Queen have been touring recently with Paul Rodgers filling in on vocals. They been doing mainly Queen songs with a few Free/Bad Company numb…

Hottie A - INES CUDNA http://www.inescudna.com/html/preview/duze/dcp0029.jpg Hottie B - VANESSA http://www.995boobs.com/boobs/vanessa3/vanes…

Yep - he definetly at Celtic Bhoys Seal Keane Deal Roy Keane has joined Celtic on an initial 18-month contract but has revealed his former M…

Souness rates him and Harry Redknapp wants to have him back at Portsmouth...........is is just me but I cant see what everybody likes about …

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http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1144008/photo_01.jpg KING KONG VS. http://www.lightspeedfineart.com/images/godzilla-cu…

Maybe its with the publicity of the current movie but Im going for King Kong on this one via a rear naked choke hold :king:

if anybody else finds any pictures of lovely ladies kissing feel free to either add them onto the current days post or if there is'nt one fo…

I dont think so- I liked Nicky Butt better

Hottie A tatas feel like they are coming at me in 3D - and want to suck them bad boys down Hottie A for her massive chubs alone :king:

yeah me to . I remember when they done St James Park in 1986 but I was too young then to go did manage to catch The Brian May band in 1994 o…

http://gente.chueca.com/vickytor/Gay%20Guy%20Torn%20Jock%20Muscle%20Hairy%20Chest.jpg "Your the mama - Im the papa...................any que…

http://sidesplitters.catastrophe.net/arch/2004/illusion.gif so how many you guys see ?

sorry for posting yet another article guys buy just seen this about the Italian goverment imposing a new Porno tax !!!!!!!! - thought it was…

for Deano :cheers: http://www.advertisingsex.com/doll.jpg

dear fucking god - what are you drinking ???? :cheers: King Kongs Niggaz bitch slap Godzillas with his hairy schlong while sucking on a bong…

can you not see even one face in there ????

going to fecking say like I thought I found 14 till I read there was 11 - muhahahaha

bitch slap thrilla aka Godzilla pushing aside the thong to anal rape king kong

this is like one of them rap battles from '8 Mile' muhahahahahaha

wor lass got one once - she dragged me round shopping and I was very bored and hav;'nt the foggiest what clothes shop it was. - is there a l…

http://moviestars.generic-joe.com/pictures/841896/rachelweisz.jpg I can just see a nipple

just seen an article on Mona Lisa - now this really is over analysing Scientists Figure Out Why Mona Lisa Smiles AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - T…

o - yes more penis posts from my good self. The subconcious homesexual in me told me to post this http://www.neo-tech.com/images/penis-chart…

OK - now Booty call has its own home we are just gonna run it similar to Girls...That Kiss. You got a ass shot, start a thread for it for th…

I used to be a massive Queen fan. I loved the earlier stuff round the time of 'News of The World', 'Sheer Heart Attack', 'A Night At The Ope…

The first picture is cool like......mmmm

and where were you when i needed you most Richie !!!!!!! :king: it was a tough time for Lobo you know

I named Connor after 'Connor Macleod' - i fooking loved that film

well - it was only for a night was'nt it. Luckily in those 24 hours I did'nt manage to destory the sight :king:

yeah - the series was good but Highlander II - why , o why, o why..........it was the shits

and where were you when i needed you most Richie !!!!!!! :king: it was a tough time for Lobo you know Lobo don't pretend u didn't know where…

Benoits contract with the WWE expires in January. Usually they sew up the contracts long before now but not in this case thatnks to Xplorers…

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ther is a shop in co.durham. Try the web site on http://www.sadiethebralady.co.uk/ Hope it helps. how the hell do you know about corset shop…

heres a match i just found its from the CMLL promotion in Mexico and its Chris Benoit then as 'The Pegasus Kid' vs. Villano III in the usual…

http://www.pianetabianconero.com/forum05/Smileys/default/145.gif I dont think I would have predicted 4-2 - get in there lads and get in owen…

for posteritys sake here are Ameobis & Emres goals http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4381327491551282183&q=Newcastle+United - Ameobi …

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: dont know how long this will last but im back -so is DEANO - HOORAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

welcome to alreetas JJ :cheers:

Sunday night was Armageddon - here are the PPV results http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphics/a2004o.jpg SmackDown!'s WWE Armaged…

pictures from the the match http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/2770404 seperated at birth - Owen & Parker http://eur.news1.…

still two goals to go though mate - i aint counting my chckens just yet

good hell in a cell match ????

everybodys favourite aussie has done a portrait of the queen (your in my dead pool women) - whatcha think ? http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared…

Geordie gets a smile from Lori and celebrates http://www.alreetas.com/lobo/elvis.gif

that bottom pic wiv the lass wiv curly hair looks like that dude from SPLASH who played the mermaid that was'nt a DUDE - it was Daryl Hannah…

http://www.donaldchase.com/picture-gallery/girls_girls_girls/girls_kissing_girls/images/dcgirlskissinggirls0560.jpg http://www.donaldchase.c…

heres a question for you - what did you call your genitals when you were little ?? for me it was 'boys have a TIDDLER and girls have a FAIRY…

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muhahaha - your 'Tassle' - cool :king:

heres a gif of Lennox Lewis punishing Frank Bruno http://www.photopile.com/photos/dantzu/auctions/233845.tmp

Hi, My name is Josephine Juliette (JJ) and I am a nun from the convent of St Josephs Parish. I dont get out very much but am addicted to you…

If you look closely, you can see a little Rolf-A-Roo, in the corner muhahahaha - i forgot them little fuckers

cool - foofs sounds great

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: "Mary" :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: thats brillaint :king:

Hottie A - ASHLEY http://www.mc-nudes.com/model/98/cover/mcn_cover_l.jpg Hottie B - DALENE KURTIS http://www.terababes.com/almostfamous/dale…

Hottie B for me - bonny face http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b145/loverboygfy/hitit3.jpg

thanks neo mate :cheers: - always a pleasure, never a chore

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/568/Thundercats_bloopers.html this is cool :cheers:

cool man - have a good gig :king:

fucking hell - it just hit me now - today is the shortest day of the year - winter solstice heres what i found on winter soltice "The winter…

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yep - Mutley has left the sugarbabes. Always thought she looked odd but I wanted to pound her ass in that 'Push The Button' video heres the …

Elton John 'married' his long time partner David Furnish today http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41144000/jpg/_41144836_eltonofficial203…

another 'Mary' !!! - muhahahaha. never heard it called that before until yesterday :cheers:

wow - this is some interesting read ive just reading. Its about Stalins idea to breed a super soldier - half/half ape. I love shit like this…

http://thimblefulofthorns.blogspot.com/NO%20-%20France%2001.jpg does anyone like them ??????? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/amvet91…

"Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard.......seen them live a few years ago and they RAWKED :headbang: - plus they were supported by The Dar…

found a link you guys might like - its about the CIA atrocities http://home.att.net/~Resurgence/CIAtimeline.html

CONAN THE BARBARIAN http://myafn.dodmedia.osd.mil/img/tv/criticschoice/conan1.jpg VS THE SCORPION KING http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/…

dont know if anybody here was a fan of Pantera at all (luckily had the honour of seeing them live twice) but here is an interview with forme…

just pissed myself reading this - it does look kinda real http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/letter_to_navy.jpg

if pic not working here is the link (it keeps going away and coming back for some reason ? http://beerorsex.com/albums/album11/frenchgame.jp…

this is funny :king: http://tinypic.com/eittol.gif

http://www.utopia-web.com/1stclass/images/classy0014.jpg http://www.utopia-web.com/1stclass/images/classy0017.jpg http://i18.photobucket.com…

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cock stimulai - she was the runner up in the original WWE Diva search losing out to Christy Hemme but more importantly she was Playboy Playm…

i aint clicking - i seen this one the other day and shat myself :cheers:

How did the gig go then Gaz ?????

any of you ladies like Colin Farrell ??? http://promo.abbraxa.com/misc/colin.gif

Stallone just got owned http://media.monstersandcritics.com/galleries/96130/lvp2005120304250.jpg NEW YORK: Actor Sylvester Stallone was knoc…

Im on it now :cheers: - this poll now officially closed

Okay here are the finalists (ladies who got 2 votes or more). remember what scooby snacks and Connor Macleod said "There Can Be Only One" :k…

please check out http://alreetas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2303 for the final............. this is much better than that fecking X-Fator ehh…

muhahahahahahah - cool

Thank fuck a nr totty poll that exludes vikki fuckin buck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is a god Beavis be his name! I bet you would fuck her given…

wouldnt tell sean about that deano! i was wondering how long before you could go without mentioning me. Your obsessed I tell you :cheers:

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http://www.donaldchase.com/picture-gallery/girls_girls_girls/celebrity_babes/angelina_jolie/images/angelina_jolie_075.jpg http://www.donaldc…

speculation is ripe again that Souness has asked Shearer to play on yet another year and put off his retirement again personally, id like to…

Boxing day predictions ??? - Im going for 1-1 :pirate:

http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphics/XmasLites.gif http://www.100megsfree4.com/wiawrestling/graphics/xmas.gif Ive been a skin f…

is it wrong 4 me 2 want 2 fuck EVERY1 of those women up the hoop!! :cheers: I blame it on the pervy 'chi' that makes us want to do things li…

She has such a nice neat fanny aswell - I bet it tastes of stawberry and she farts rose petals :cheers: Carmella Decesare & Jordan Capri are…

I want to touch you all :king: :king: :king:

If ya smellllllllll la la la..................................Ive went for Scorpion King :cheers:

she is in the rough lesbo one aint she? mmmmm nice one aye - she scared me a little with the slapping and spitting. She would have made me h…

^^^^ - Fucking great :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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I hate the fucktards that just hack sites and fuck them up for no reason - they are complete cunts

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Okey dokey - Im getting ready now and heading over to the in-laws for xmas dinner - wish me luck and please say a little prayer to give me s…

Got to admit I was a little pesimistic but this xmas has been the best out of all the times ive sepent at the inlaws.........just boozed and…

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Damn - Jordan Capri says ............. http://www.stevelightspeed.com/holidays2005.jpg

man - i love this lass http://club.telepolis.com/decesare/img6/A4.jpg http://club.telepolis.com/decesare/img6/A6.jpg http://club.telepolis.c…

Nice one this christmas was good. I got IL Divo (with Hayley Westenra) tickets :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: cool - …

Did anyone laugh then ?? ROFL - :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Ive got Velvet Revolver on at the moment (btw - thanks Pred,Richie & peebee for that) :cheers:

I dont think though mate - just plenty of Playboy shes definetly my fave at the moment though :king:

like Bob Geldof said at the orignal 'Live Aid' "Give Us your fucking money" no just kidding :king:

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hey guys-happy boxing day by the way lol - here is something I was just reading about the origins of Boxing day "In Britain Boxing Day is th…

here the latest interview recap with Diamond Dallas Page- he talks about wrestling,films and the Jay-z lawsuit recap from www.mondaynightmay…

load of crap again - Souness management back on form again eh Liverpool 2-0 Newcastle United Michael Owen never got a look in on his return …

Hottie A - Angela http://www.mc-nudes.com/model/88/cover/mcn_cover_l.jpg Hottie B - Dina Rivera http://azbabes.free.fr/data/pl/Dina-RIVERA/i…

Hottie A for me today :king:

todays Carmella shots :cheers: http://club.telepolis.com/carmellapmoy/pmoy2004/pmoy2004_10.jpg http://club.telepolis.com/carmellapmoy/pmoy20…

just seen this on a Liverpool board - here is the direct link http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=99797.0 Its an authors vie…

she was with Dennis Rosman for a littlw while also was'nt she??? and I readTommy Lee humped her aswell :cheers:

welcome to alreetas kingdingaling :cheers:

Voted for Marie she looks better and better now that i know she sits near me. :bounce: you lecherous pervert you :cheers:

just thought id tag this on the end - its the perfect paper add for a women http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/346/8491wc.jpg

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4657/7151hn.jpg http://www.analthai.com/pics/azn_urinals.jpg

Ok ladies - what do you like better. I good guy who treats you like a princess and would bend over backwards to please you ??? or A bad guy …

Kylie Minogue http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/artists/pic200/drp400/p418/p41880bh3dn.jpg VS Danni Minogue http://www.danceage.com/galler…

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so what did you do ??? - sacrafice a sock ? or just have a shitty asshole ?

predictions-Im going for 1-1

actually fuck that -just seen this on Yahoo Toon v Addicks called off Newcastle's Premiership clash at home to Charlton was a late victim of…

walking hom e in this weather ??? - fucking hell mate. I dont even want to go out tomorrow just looking at it out there

question for you guys-what the hell is that thing called where you run around jumping over walls and stuff ???-I used to know the name but I…

fucking hell - that really is fucking sad. Was it one of the big ones or normal size ?? speaking of wheelie the bins the sodding bin men did…

I prefer the term sensitive :king:

seriously though did you watch the above? - its fucking great

just thinking about it Elton John is probably one of the first people to have been married to both a man and a women !! He was married years…

all this just on the way home ???? - fooking hell, do you live in Belfast ? :king:

2 hours 15 to get home, as I walked from the metro centre and still beat the fucking bus fucking hell thats bad shit i just hope the bus tur…

yep - he got bored of my rimming technique :king:

shes a wee minx

lol when you can afford a personal trainer it can do wonders good luck to him-he got himself into great shape :cheers:

a lashing :pirate:

HOW DARE YOU :king:

wor lass called the council today who "GURANTEED" the bins would be emptied today....well guess what, the fucktards never showed up again. M…

fuck that - id fuck them all in each hole and make them call me daddy - 'cos thats the way I roll' :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

I though Neo had you whipped into shape rubbing mud in your face if you dont run or stuff ??? :king: lol-who tougher- your old drill intruct…

well thats the way some of them think France quarrels with America not because the pair are so different but because they are so alike NESTL…

heres an article mentioning benoits WWE status Pro Wrestling Torch newsletter is reporting that morale within WWE at the moment is said to b…

heres an article on Charlton complaining to the Council - while you at it Charlton, ask them cunts when they intend to come and empty my foo…

GUESS FUCKING WHAT - those fucktards never came again - wor lass called three times today - was guranteed twice they were coming - the last …

Danni, purely down to the fact that she is hotter!!! :king: NO WAY is danni hotter than Kylie :pirate:

its all these extra shifts your working mate - its leaving you fatigued and affecting your vision :king:

Bod Boys 4 Life :) :cheers: i once jumped on the metro without paying....admit it...who's moist? :cheers: dude - me too :cheers: - Together …

hey there timuk26 - welcome to alreetas http://www.alreetas.com/lobo/Alreetas%20smiley.png

I see - this has turned to a 'all laugh at Lobo thread' again - you mofos :cheers:

Okey dokeys guys - any of you making any resolutions and if so what are they ???

aye - mine is to lose some weight. gonna buy me an exercise bike. It aint gonna shift much but its a start in the right direction.

O yeah - ride it like 'Streethawk' :cheers:

Jack Osbourne - you just would though wouldnt you ladies??? xxx lol - after watching the first series of 'The Osbournes' I bet you never tho…

damn right - It would only be a one off and id never go back so id make sure i have her up the poop shoot aswell. Just so i can say "I was t…

classic celeb Hottie Tottie http://www.advertisingsex.com/cindy.jpg

O yeah - 'cos thats how I roll' :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: it aint chico time honey - its fooking LOBO TIME :cheers:

I come here to explore my feminine side !!!!??????? :king:

here we go JoJo http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/2536903

wor lass brings back kelly brook for a three way :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: realistically though I have no idea - not really materialistic

cool - me likes these games Dump - Kate Moss. Too fecking skinny Shag - Britanny Spears - oooh that dirty southern redneck - id shag her whi…

Seriously, I already love him, I'd marry him tomorrow, and I would give birth to an elephant for that man!!!!! fooking hell - get the gas an…

right-o Dump - Lucy Lu - no boobies and no booty - nothing much to play with there Shag Drew barrymore - damn right 'ET Phone home' Marry ca…

he must be a right cunt making you work :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: take care JoJo - and if i dont speak to you beforehand have a great new y…

WTF !!!- all the more Kylie for me then

I dont actually have who wrote it sorry - i did check but it never said

Take care everybody, have a great night - and HAPPY NEW YEAR :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Ill Happily settle for a draw - im thinking 0-0

Pride 'Shockwave' New Years Eve results from Saitama, Japan Pride 'Shockwave' - December 31 2005 in Saitama Japan Charles 'Krazy Horse' Benn…

another win for Fedor Emelianenko who is arguably the best guy in MMA today http://www.pridefighting.us/wp-content/uploads/Image/Pride-Fight…

also wanna try doing some form of martial art cool - you looking for a striking or a grappling one ?

another gif of Calzaghe http://www.photopile.com/photos/onikami/auctions/234605.gif

edited and corrected you smart ass :joker:

SOUNESS OUT - argggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fucking bollocks - owen injured................again. - there is something seriously not right at all with Newcastle Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 N…